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biblically-accurate angel investor
last year i had this idea called 'biblically-accurate angel investors' and it was about a corporation of invincible fightsexual finance-bro hypnodomme angel bimbos and the human intern/handlers responsible for prying them away from their orgies and herding them to their business meetings on time
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
imagine youre a rhodophyte about to get kidnapped and dombreak domestication vored, just like how you once did it to your chloroplast, until youre nothing more than just a little photosyntheslut doll in a pretty glass display case forced to take light like a good organelle cuck for diatomommy
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i think the highest praise i can give your story is that ive started projecting it onto entirely unrelated media @kallidorarho.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
parsed it as this at first
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
was watering the plants today and caught myself muttering about 'showing the world the power of my tradescantias' while lost in a daydream

and like

i cant share that and not also share the the power of my tradescantias. so um

behold
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
i also got flashbanged by this
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
im now about 1/3 into RESCUE HOUND at this point and ive concluded that mechsplo isnt 'what i like but not the way i like it'

rather it's the opposite! the subject matter doesnt tickle me, but im in love with the execution!!

and oh im having such fun with it. hell yeah! hell yeah!
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
in my defense it seems was high when i drew it so of course i forgot
also accidental implied weed bite caption
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i didnt forget to draw it i just drew it in april and forgot that i did it
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
shadows house is a story about the virtues of cultivating girl power
March 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM