Stone
@stoneageradio13.bsky.social
Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.
Trump has flipped and now wants the files released.
So any minute now the White House will announce that the Epstein Files hung themselves in their own cell while the cameras were rebooting.
So any minute now the White House will announce that the Epstein Files hung themselves in their own cell while the cameras were rebooting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trump has flipped and now wants the files released.
So any minute now the White House will announce that the Epstein Files hung themselves in their own cell while the cameras were rebooting.
So any minute now the White House will announce that the Epstein Files hung themselves in their own cell while the cameras were rebooting.
I was not emotionally prepared for the Ozzy: No Escape From Now documentary.
I am still not emotionally prepared.
#OzzyForever
I am still not emotionally prepared.
#OzzyForever
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I was not emotionally prepared for the Ozzy: No Escape From Now documentary.
I am still not emotionally prepared.
#OzzyForever
I am still not emotionally prepared.
#OzzyForever
Day 2 of the wife being out of town for work.
The dog now suspects foul play.
The dog now suspects foul play.
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Day 2 of the wife being out of town for work.
The dog now suspects foul play.
The dog now suspects foul play.
A Trump supporter called me an asshole at the No Kings rally today.
To which I joyously replied, “Sir, I am God’s greatest ASSHOLE, and THIS is the single purpose I was placed on earth for!” 😎
To which I joyously replied, “Sir, I am God’s greatest ASSHOLE, and THIS is the single purpose I was placed on earth for!” 😎
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A Trump supporter called me an asshole at the No Kings rally today.
To which I joyously replied, “Sir, I am God’s greatest ASSHOLE, and THIS is the single purpose I was placed on earth for!” 😎
To which I joyously replied, “Sir, I am God’s greatest ASSHOLE, and THIS is the single purpose I was placed on earth for!” 😎
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Oh, the night is young? The night is ancient, dark, and merciless, but sure order another round, Tyler
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh, the night is young? The night is ancient, dark, and merciless, but sure order another round, Tyler
The stuff I post isn’t factual like Gravity or The Earth Is Round are “factual”.
They’re factual like the Violent Left and the Tooth Fairy are “factual”.
They’re factual like the Violent Left and the Tooth Fairy are “factual”.
September 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The stuff I post isn’t factual like Gravity or The Earth Is Round are “factual”.
They’re factual like the Violent Left and the Tooth Fairy are “factual”.
They’re factual like the Violent Left and the Tooth Fairy are “factual”.
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“prove me wrong” no i will not be participating in that. you made a bullshit claim and i will be going about my day in reality
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“prove me wrong” no i will not be participating in that. you made a bullshit claim and i will be going about my day in reality
MAGA proving there’s already too many damn crackers in that barrel.
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
MAGA proving there’s already too many damn crackers in that barrel.
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The long, dark, Where’s Waldo of the American Soul.
August 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The long, dark, Where’s Waldo of the American Soul.
Never / Was
The only “supes” to get second billing on his own show.
I hope you still send Teri Hatcher a gift basket every time someone mentions your name.
The only “supes” to get second billing on his own show.
I hope you still send Teri Hatcher a gift basket every time someone mentions your name.
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Never / Was
The only “supes” to get second billing on his own show.
I hope you still send Teri Hatcher a gift basket every time someone mentions your name.
The only “supes” to get second billing on his own show.
I hope you still send Teri Hatcher a gift basket every time someone mentions your name.
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If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
March 18, 2024 at 8:15 PM
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
WIFE: for Halloween we should go as the Coldplay Kiss-Cam Couple.
ME: babe, you don’t have to wait for a holiday to be ashamed of being seen with me.
ME: babe, you don’t have to wait for a holiday to be ashamed of being seen with me.
July 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
WIFE: for Halloween we should go as the Coldplay Kiss-Cam Couple.
ME: babe, you don’t have to wait for a holiday to be ashamed of being seen with me.
ME: babe, you don’t have to wait for a holiday to be ashamed of being seen with me.
Watching my cousin’s kids this week, they’re 7 and 11.
Do kids smoke menthols or unfiltered these days?
Do kids smoke menthols or unfiltered these days?
July 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Watching my cousin’s kids this week, they’re 7 and 11.
Do kids smoke menthols or unfiltered these days?
Do kids smoke menthols or unfiltered these days?
“NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!”
Posts madman that just bombed the living shit out of Iran from a golf course to kick off summer ☀️💣💥☮️
Posts madman that just bombed the living shit out of Iran from a golf course to kick off summer ☀️💣💥☮️
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!”
Posts madman that just bombed the living shit out of Iran from a golf course to kick off summer ☀️💣💥☮️
Posts madman that just bombed the living shit out of Iran from a golf course to kick off summer ☀️💣💥☮️
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Chuck Schumer’s response is going to be SO STRONGLY WORDED
June 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Chuck Schumer’s response is going to be SO STRONGLY WORDED
Liberate from who??
You’re the one invading!
You’re the one invading!
June 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Liberate from who??
You’re the one invading!
You’re the one invading!
WHAT?
That’s the type of crazy talk you would only expect from someone who had been replaced by a damn robot!
Wait…
That’s the type of crazy talk you would only expect from someone who had been replaced by a damn robot!
Wait…
June 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
WHAT?
That’s the type of crazy talk you would only expect from someone who had been replaced by a damn robot!
Wait…
That’s the type of crazy talk you would only expect from someone who had been replaced by a damn robot!
Wait…
You want all the smoke? You bout to catch this conclave, son.
May 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You want all the smoke? You bout to catch this conclave, son.
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[to the tune of 𝘐 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘧]
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I couldn’t buy necessities.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I did not find no breakfast tea.
Oh no oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I could not score no celery.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But the prices nearly buried me.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I couldn’t buy necessities.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I did not find no breakfast tea.
Oh no oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I could not score no celery.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But the prices nearly buried me.
Oh my oh
May 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
[to the tune of 𝘐 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘧]
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I couldn’t buy necessities.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I did not find no breakfast tea.
Oh no oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I could not score no celery.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But the prices nearly buried me.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I couldn’t buy necessities.
Oh my oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I did not find no breakfast tea.
Oh no oh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But I could not score no celery.
Ooh, ooh, ooh
🎵 I paid the tariff
But the prices nearly buried me.
Oh my oh
HEY!! That’s going too far!
You don’t need to waste those bullets.
You don’t need to waste those bullets.
April 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
HEY!! That’s going too far!
You don’t need to waste those bullets.
You don’t need to waste those bullets.
I didn’t know jettisoning pop stars into space was an option.
We need to start a list.
We need to start a list.
April 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I didn’t know jettisoning pop stars into space was an option.
We need to start a list.
We need to start a list.
Gotta get me some Pedro-pods.
Cause I’m perfect.
And I want some of whatever that is he’s on.
Cause I’m perfect.
And I want some of whatever that is he’s on.
April 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gotta get me some Pedro-pods.
Cause I’m perfect.
And I want some of whatever that is he’s on.
Cause I’m perfect.
And I want some of whatever that is he’s on.