Stokeynick
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Stokeynick
@stokeynick74.bsky.social
· Oct 17
idea. Golf buddies.
I'm 9holer cos who the hell has time for a full round these days. 2hrs job done.
local course "we stopped giving 9hole prices cos peopme took the piss"
my idea... car park. pay on exit. 2hrs £15... 4hours £25.
(visitor prices obvs, members just get their free access)
I'm 9holer cos who the hell has time for a full round these days. 2hrs job done.
local course "we stopped giving 9hole prices cos peopme took the piss"
my idea... car park. pay on exit. 2hrs £15... 4hours £25.
(visitor prices obvs, members just get their free access)
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For well over a decade, Nigel Farage criticised Davos and just two years ago criticised Starmer for going and calling him a
"full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum."
So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?
"full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum."
So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?
January 19, 2026 at 7:55 AM
For well over a decade, Nigel Farage criticised Davos and just two years ago criticised Starmer for going and calling him a
"full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum."
So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?
"full-on globalist, hanging out with his mates at the World Economic Forum."
So, question. Where do you think Nigel Farage is going today?
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Looks like we are most certainly the bad guys…
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Looks like we are most certainly the bad guys…
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You’ve got to hope that MI6 has found out that Trump has only a few weeks to live. Because if that isn’t the case, Starmer is making a real mess of this.
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 AM
You’ve got to hope that MI6 has found out that Trump has only a few weeks to live. Because if that isn’t the case, Starmer is making a real mess of this.
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At this stage, it would have been easier for Farage to have joined the Tories and become leader than have all of them to come over to Reform.
January 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
At this stage, it would have been easier for Farage to have joined the Tories and become leader than have all of them to come over to Reform.
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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
Game on.
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Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
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Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia.
#BBCLauraK
#BBCLauraK
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia.
#BBCLauraK
#BBCLauraK
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Chinchilla the Hun:
✅ Refereed to bar council for racism
✅ Used racist terms made famous by Anders Brevik
✅ Called a racist by Tory peers
✅ Sacked by Liz Truss (!) for incompetence
✅ Sacked by Sunak for multiple breaches of ministerial code
✅ The future of Reform
✅ Refereed to bar council for racism
✅ Used racist terms made famous by Anders Brevik
✅ Called a racist by Tory peers
✅ Sacked by Liz Truss (!) for incompetence
✅ Sacked by Sunak for multiple breaches of ministerial code
✅ The future of Reform
January 17, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Chinchilla the Hun:
✅ Refereed to bar council for racism
✅ Used racist terms made famous by Anders Brevik
✅ Called a racist by Tory peers
✅ Sacked by Liz Truss (!) for incompetence
✅ Sacked by Sunak for multiple breaches of ministerial code
✅ The future of Reform
✅ Refereed to bar council for racism
✅ Used racist terms made famous by Anders Brevik
✅ Called a racist by Tory peers
✅ Sacked by Liz Truss (!) for incompetence
✅ Sacked by Sunak for multiple breaches of ministerial code
✅ The future of Reform
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The Doomsday Machine that is our university funding system will destroy everything in the end. First it destroys individual lives, then social mobility, then most universities, followed by the structure of income tax and the pension system. In the end it could threaten to destroy the economy itself.
I left university in 2019 with £49,600 of debt. A few months later, I became an MP and have since received a salary that puts me in the top 5% in the country. 6 years on, the repayments from my salary have brought this total to down to £48,600 - just £1,000 less.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 AM
The Doomsday Machine that is our university funding system will destroy everything in the end. First it destroys individual lives, then social mobility, then most universities, followed by the structure of income tax and the pension system. In the end it could threaten to destroy the economy itself.
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Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
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The Onion on stonking form here...
January 17, 2026 at 9:33 AM
The Onion on stonking form here...
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Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
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I once obtained a Nobel Peace prize medal by blackmail
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I once obtained a Nobel Peace prize medal by blackmail
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Doing a brief dip back onto bluesky to say this is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Doing a brief dip back onto bluesky to say this is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.
this
AI is for lazy thickos. Do some fucking work and create something new.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
this
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I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
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I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
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Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Incredibly, no-one on Nigel Farage’s team has got round to deleting this post. It’s still live as Robert Jenrick gives his big defection speech.
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Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes:
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes:
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.
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67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?
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Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward