Asschapel Roan
@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
Shitposting is self care
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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A Surprise resident said that, if this camp gets finalized, it will turn Surprise into an “epicenter of protests,” and lead to more death and more violence. “This doesn’t belong in anyone’s backyard or anywhere in the United States.”
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
A Surprise resident said that, if this camp gets finalized, it will turn Surprise into an “epicenter of protests,” and lead to more death and more violence. “This doesn’t belong in anyone’s backyard or anywhere in the United States.”
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these are death camps
there will be no functional clinical facilities, and barebones staffing means that medical checks will be few and far between. medications will not be dispensed properly. disease will spread unchecked. there will be no place for people to meet with their lawyers. there will be no phone calls.
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
these are death camps
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A lot of the people had never been tear gassed before. I talked to someone in the center of the cloud who had never been gassed and had only been to big protests like No Kings. She said the march had felt like the exact same vibe, right up until she was gassed for the first time in her life.
ICE is afraid of children protesting
“Next time, I’ll be back with a gas mask.”
www.theverge.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
A lot of the people had never been tear gassed before. I talked to someone in the center of the cloud who had never been gassed and had only been to big protests like No Kings. She said the march had felt like the exact same vibe, right up until she was gassed for the first time in her life.
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Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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He was demonstrably a mossad asset! The liberal urge to blame Russia for all our problems is astonishing.
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
He was demonstrably a mossad asset! The liberal urge to blame Russia for all our problems is astonishing.
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Precinct 9-8 just changed a resolution supporting the abolition of ICE to abolish the entire DHS.
Adopted ✅
Adopted ✅
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Precinct 9-8 just changed a resolution supporting the abolition of ICE to abolish the entire DHS.
Adopted ✅
Adopted ✅
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Yesterday I read a post and watched an attached video from a person who has articulated themselves as an activist and was complaining that people reacted badly to him filming them burning garbage. This was creating evidence for their criminalization.
Don‘t do or model this. It’s snitch behavior.
Don‘t do or model this. It’s snitch behavior.
February 4, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Yesterday I read a post and watched an attached video from a person who has articulated themselves as an activist and was complaining that people reacted badly to him filming them burning garbage. This was creating evidence for their criminalization.
Don‘t do or model this. It’s snitch behavior.
Don‘t do or model this. It’s snitch behavior.
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Given the way people have fetishized Andor it's very weird to see how many people also don't think opsec is worthwhile. Like, did y'all think the reason the rebels spend 90% of the show stressing about who knows what was for fun?
February 4, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Given the way people have fetishized Andor it's very weird to see how many people also don't think opsec is worthwhile. Like, did y'all think the reason the rebels spend 90% of the show stressing about who knows what was for fun?
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For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM
For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
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I've still never tried Jack-In-The-Box, because my mom forbid it after four kids died of E. coli in 1993 and now mothers are rubbing raw milk directly into their babies' measles.
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I've still never tried Jack-In-The-Box, because my mom forbid it after four kids died of E. coli in 1993 and now mothers are rubbing raw milk directly into their babies' measles.
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People can take their defenses of microtransactions, their corporate apologia, and their excuses for Activision Blizzard and cram them fully inside their assholes.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 AM
People can take their defenses of microtransactions, their corporate apologia, and their excuses for Activision Blizzard and cram them fully inside their assholes.
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if a Russian spy told me to rape a child I would simply not do it but I guess I'm built different
February 4, 2026 at 11:34 AM
if a Russian spy told me to rape a child I would simply not do it but I guess I'm built different
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Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Russian spies did not force the rich and powerful in America to be sex trafficking pedophiles please be serious
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hahahahahahahaha
fuck
fuck
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
hahahahahahahaha
fuck
fuck
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some people are really struggling with the epstein emails because they don't want to admit that the "good" billionaire celebrities they've spent their lives defending weren't taken in by a master manipulator, but rather a barely literate pedophile
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
some people are really struggling with the epstein emails because they don't want to admit that the "good" billionaire celebrities they've spent their lives defending weren't taken in by a master manipulator, but rather a barely literate pedophile
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This applies to so many areas beyond Epstein-like figures and abuse also.
We're seeing in LA, MPLS, Chicago, etc that an invading force funded more than most nations' armies and sent to intimidate the public of broadly liberal cities across America can be sabotaged by old ladies with whistles.
We're seeing in LA, MPLS, Chicago, etc that an invading force funded more than most nations' armies and sent to intimidate the public of broadly liberal cities across America can be sabotaged by old ladies with whistles.
The power these men hold is thin. And it gets thinner whenever we are willing to stand with survivors against the powerful. When we are willing to stop being complicit with power, or fearful of the threats spread out in every direction by abusers that they'll hurt anyone who exposes them.
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
This applies to so many areas beyond Epstein-like figures and abuse also.
We're seeing in LA, MPLS, Chicago, etc that an invading force funded more than most nations' armies and sent to intimidate the public of broadly liberal cities across America can be sabotaged by old ladies with whistles.
We're seeing in LA, MPLS, Chicago, etc that an invading force funded more than most nations' armies and sent to intimidate the public of broadly liberal cities across America can be sabotaged by old ladies with whistles.
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rape culture incel to block
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
rape culture incel to block
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hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
The Epstein files reveal what powerful people see in video games: profit, coercion, and control
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
aftermath.site/jeffrey-epstei...
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
when i say bring that baby home i mean EVERY BABY
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My favorite part of McConnell'a press conference is when McConnell goes "it's McConnelin' time!" and then nearly fucking dies
July 26, 2023 at 8:59 PM
My favorite part of McConnell'a press conference is when McConnell goes "it's McConnelin' time!" and then nearly fucking dies
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Anyone who requires the compromise of "knowing where they are" instead of "released immediately" is an enemy to the people of this state.
Every inch you compromise to them means more Minnesotans harmed.
Every inch you compromise to them means more Minnesotans harmed.
February 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Anyone who requires the compromise of "knowing where they are" instead of "released immediately" is an enemy to the people of this state.
Every inch you compromise to them means more Minnesotans harmed.
Every inch you compromise to them means more Minnesotans harmed.
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a man should ask him about justice for the survivors
Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about justice for Epstein survivors: You are the worst reporter. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile. Your organization should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
a man should ask him about justice for the survivors
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furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course.
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
A Burn It Down video extravaganza, and thoughts on Neil Gaiman, creative gods, American Gods and rotten pedestals
Hello!
Chicago folks, on Wednesday, Aug. 14 at 7 p.m., I’ll be in conversation with my friend Steve Darnall at The Book Cellar in Chicago. The occasion is the reissue of Uncle Sam, a brilliant graph...
www.moryan.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
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Thank you to @zaltzcricket.bsky.social for surfacing that post of mine upthread -- I truly do appreciate it. Keep in mind that post was written before Lila Shapiro's NY Mag deep dive, which remains a tough read but was very much necessary. Reposting here icymi www.vulture.com/article/neil...
There Is No Safe Word
How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.
www.vulture.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Thank you to @zaltzcricket.bsky.social for surfacing that post of mine upthread -- I truly do appreciate it. Keep in mind that post was written before Lila Shapiro's NY Mag deep dive, which remains a tough read but was very much necessary. Reposting here icymi www.vulture.com/article/neil...