Asschapel Roan
@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
Shitposting is self care
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I like to remind people that in 2017 NBC News gave Megyn Kelly a $69 million contract. Her shows on the network were an utter failure and they had to pay to make her go away. At the time she signed her deal, NBC News didn’t have a bureau in Puerto Rico, where 3.2 million Americans live.
February 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I like to remind people that in 2017 NBC News gave Megyn Kelly a $69 million contract. Her shows on the network were an utter failure and they had to pay to make her go away. At the time she signed her deal, NBC News didn’t have a bureau in Puerto Rico, where 3.2 million Americans live.
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saying that there was no "grand scheme" while discussing the epstein stuff is such weak shit. this is what a lack of marxist understanding does to you, it keeps you from being able to see the very obvious class war being waged by one class against another just because it happened in group chats
February 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
saying that there was no "grand scheme" while discussing the epstein stuff is such weak shit. this is what a lack of marxist understanding does to you, it keeps you from being able to see the very obvious class war being waged by one class against another just because it happened in group chats
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ACAB includes rats and wannabe cops like Will Stancil
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
ACAB includes rats and wannabe cops like Will Stancil
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“Mostly okay opinions” he denied then defended a genocide! What the fuck is wrong with you people
stancil is a guy with mostly okay opinions who does some good stuff, but his truly exceptional trait is that he is preternaturally annoying and belligerent online. that doesn't mean his opinions are comprehensively wrong or that the good stuff he does isn't good, but that's why you hear about him
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
“Mostly okay opinions” he denied then defended a genocide! What the fuck is wrong with you people
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist.
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist.
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🖊️ Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist.
Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist.
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
🖊️ Neil Gaiman is a serial rapist.
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I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I love when I see a picture, and I think, “well who the fuck is that?” and then the alt text tells me who the fuck it is
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February 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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A landlord calling anyone lazy 😘🤌
Villifying hard working people who fix homes to then rent out to those who want them at a fair price is stupid, short-sighted, and denies the freedom we all have to do something to better ourselves, secure our futures. Lazy, jealous people try to knock down those who succeed. So, so small.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
A landlord calling anyone lazy 😘🤌
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Somebody let Dr. Van Helsing know that some imbecile pulled the stake out of Neil Gaiman.
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Somebody let Dr. Van Helsing know that some imbecile pulled the stake out of Neil Gaiman.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Ubisoft fires team lead for criticising stupid return-to-office mandate:
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February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Ubisoft fires team lead for criticising stupid return-to-office mandate:
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aftermath.site/ubisoft-montre...
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Odai is a child living in constant pain, unable to walk without suffering. His surgery is urgent and time is running out. We can’t afford this alone. Please help if you can—every small donation or share truly makes a difference 💔
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Odai is a child living in constant pain, unable to walk without suffering. His surgery is urgent and time is running out. We can’t afford this alone. Please help if you can—every small donation or share truly makes a difference 💔
@prisonculture.bsky.social
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gofund.me/77a751af7
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Good people abuse their power every day.
Separate and unequal. Homeless and housed. Married and single. Poor and living off of generational wealth. White and immigrant woman of color. Queer and straight. Insured and uninsured. Autoimmune illness and able-bodied.
Separate and unequal. Homeless and housed. Married and single. Poor and living off of generational wealth. White and immigrant woman of color. Queer and straight. Insured and uninsured. Autoimmune illness and able-bodied.
i'll be on the streets tmrw.
it's snowing outside.
my ESA dog & only family died a few days ago.
i can't live in a car sans title (takes at least 8 wks to arrive).
i have no delusions that i'll be able to raise enough to pay for an indoor stay thru Dec by 12/5.
but if you can help, i'd be thankful.
it's snowing outside.
my ESA dog & only family died a few days ago.
i can't live in a car sans title (takes at least 8 wks to arrive).
i have no delusions that i'll be able to raise enough to pay for an indoor stay thru Dec by 12/5.
but if you can help, i'd be thankful.
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good people abuse their power every day.
Separate and unequal. Homeless and housed. Married and single. Poor and living off of generational wealth. White and immigrant woman of color. Queer and straight. Insured and uninsured. Autoimmune illness and able-bodied.
Separate and unequal. Homeless and housed. Married and single. Poor and living off of generational wealth. White and immigrant woman of color. Queer and straight. Insured and uninsured. Autoimmune illness and able-bodied.
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Just a reminder: Neil Gaiman is a sexual predator and a fuckface who can go fuck himself in the neck.
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Just a reminder: Neil Gaiman is a sexual predator and a fuckface who can go fuck himself in the neck.
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also I’m excited to report the ancient knowledge continues to pass down through the generations
February 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
also I’m excited to report the ancient knowledge continues to pass down through the generations
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the facts are:
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the facts are:
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
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i won’t get all of the likes or traction that Gwen Snyder did.
i can’t even fully fund an over year-old crowdfund as a survivor and having fled recent DV this past Nov. i cut my teeth on community organizing. i was very good at it. still homeless. Esmé’s still dead.
but yes.
i can’t even fully fund an over year-old crowdfund as a survivor and having fled recent DV this past Nov. i cut my teeth on community organizing. i was very good at it. still homeless. Esmé’s still dead.
but yes.
the facts are:
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
people do not believe survivors.
there is a sickly, guilty embarrassment, a sort of, "why are you making a big stink out of nothing?" blame implied.
it's the emergence of denial, white supremacist racial capitalist patriarchy, and rape culture.
it's why people don't speak out.
February 3, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i won’t get all of the likes or traction that Gwen Snyder did.
i can’t even fully fund an over year-old crowdfund as a survivor and having fled recent DV this past Nov. i cut my teeth on community organizing. i was very good at it. still homeless. Esmé’s still dead.
but yes.
i can’t even fully fund an over year-old crowdfund as a survivor and having fled recent DV this past Nov. i cut my teeth on community organizing. i was very good at it. still homeless. Esmé’s still dead.
but yes.
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it’s been 2 months and 3 days since you died. you are forever a part of me, and i will love you for all of eternity. you are always safe in my heart, dear Esmé
9 Nov 2013 - 30 Nov 2025
(with me 17 Nov 2017 - 30 Nov 2025)
9 Nov 2013 - 30 Nov 2025
(with me 17 Nov 2017 - 30 Nov 2025)
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
it’s been 2 months and 3 days since you died. you are forever a part of me, and i will love you for all of eternity. you are always safe in my heart, dear Esmé
9 Nov 2013 - 30 Nov 2025
(with me 17 Nov 2017 - 30 Nov 2025)
9 Nov 2013 - 30 Nov 2025
(with me 17 Nov 2017 - 30 Nov 2025)
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when someone—human or nonhuman—dies, one of the worst parts is the missing. missing the ability to make new memories with them.
may all who grieve be comforted. may all who suffer transform it into creation and connection. may all things be protected and safe.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
may all who grieve be comforted. may all who suffer transform it into creation and connection. may all things be protected and safe.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
when someone—human or nonhuman—dies, one of the worst parts is the missing. missing the ability to make new memories with them.
may all who grieve be comforted. may all who suffer transform it into creation and connection. may all things be protected and safe.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
may all who grieve be comforted. may all who suffer transform it into creation and connection. may all things be protected and safe.
moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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