Asschapel Roan
@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
Shitposting is self care
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tired: Oval Office
wired: the shituation room
wired: the shituation room
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
tired: Oval Office
wired: the shituation room
wired: the shituation room
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In the shituation room
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
In the shituation room
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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Like holy shit "Jeffrey Epstein is the reason /pol/ exists" is a maximally insane statement, but at the same time it also makes the last fifteen years make so much more sense.
he also appears to have met moot the same day /pol/ was (re)launched (not my image)
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Like holy shit "Jeffrey Epstein is the reason /pol/ exists" is a maximally insane statement, but at the same time it also makes the last fifteen years make so much more sense.
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Remember, we can call Elon "that pedo guy" because legally he ensured that calling someone "that pedo guy" isn't defamation.
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Remember, we can call Elon "that pedo guy" because legally he ensured that calling someone "that pedo guy" isn't defamation.
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"A secret network of rich child traffickers wanted to avoid accountability for their sex crimes, so they stoked baseless hatred against innocent minorities" simultaneously sounds like an outlandish conspiracy theory and the most obvious possible thing in the world.
January 31, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"A secret network of rich child traffickers wanted to avoid accountability for their sex crimes, so they stoked baseless hatred against innocent minorities" simultaneously sounds like an outlandish conspiracy theory and the most obvious possible thing in the world.
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
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Help Odai heal.
Odai is a child living in pain, unable to walk without suffering.His surgery is urgent and time is slipping fast.We can’t afford this alone. Please help if you can. Even a small donation matters.
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Share the pinned post and stand with Odai 🤍
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@prisonculture.bsky.social
Share the pinned post and stand with Odai 🤍
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February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Help Odai heal.
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#SignalTips
If you are an activist, are doing criminal shit, or doing highly sensitive work via signal, we have some tips for you to keep you safe BEFORE things go wrong.
Read on ——————>
If you are an activist, are doing criminal shit, or doing highly sensitive work via signal, we have some tips for you to keep you safe BEFORE things go wrong.
Read on ——————>
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
#SignalTips
If you are an activist, are doing criminal shit, or doing highly sensitive work via signal, we have some tips for you to keep you safe BEFORE things go wrong.
Read on ——————>
If you are an activist, are doing criminal shit, or doing highly sensitive work via signal, we have some tips for you to keep you safe BEFORE things go wrong.
Read on ——————>
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and as always: fuck the fire department. firefighters are cops who enjoy undue public praise as heroes for the 4% of the time when they're responding to an actual fire.
Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.
Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
and as always: fuck the fire department. firefighters are cops who enjoy undue public praise as heroes for the 4% of the time when they're responding to an actual fire.
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My buddy is unable to stand or work after getting "less-lethal"d by the LAPD this summer, please throw in toward her PT and bills.
If anyone deserves a purple heart for fighting in the front lines against the regime, my buddy Beef does.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My buddy is unable to stand or work after getting "less-lethal"d by the LAPD this summer, please throw in toward her PT and bills.
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People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
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Show up for black trans men!
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Show up for black trans men!
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Help a comrade enter housing.
So good news is for now, the SCAC got another grant to help pay rent for the temp apartment for the next 3 months while my case worker finds permanent supportive housing and I wait SSI disability. But need to pay for electric, internet, food, etc. still. Plz help if you can. bsky.app/profile/mvbr...
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Help a comrade enter housing.
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Pay black sex workers!
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Pay black sex workers!
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
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February 2, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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death from disease in concentration camps is so widespread and so predictable that it's pretty clearly a feature, not a bug.
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
death from disease in concentration camps is so widespread and so predictable that it's pretty clearly a feature, not a bug.
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Not going to quote anyone but I saw the beginnings of "it's ableism to make fun of Trump shitting himself" discourse brewing and I dunno, I don't think you can stop people from laughing when the nazi president from the epstein files audibly shits himself so bad his staff frantically ends the meeting
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Not going to quote anyone but I saw the beginnings of "it's ableism to make fun of Trump shitting himself" discourse brewing and I dunno, I don't think you can stop people from laughing when the nazi president from the epstein files audibly shits himself so bad his staff frantically ends the meeting
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Here is a better angle of this sign. I originally received this from a friend, but it came from the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Here is a better angle of this sign. I originally received this from a friend, but it came from the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
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Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Nice opinion on trans people, did a billionaire pedophile give it to you?
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How is it that so many people in the US have never asked themselves why dissidents, recreational drug users, and the poor are in jail, while the folks in charge of the government are rapists, pedophiles, and mass murderers? That should be your first clue that your country is beyond fucked up.
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
How is it that so many people in the US have never asked themselves why dissidents, recreational drug users, and the poor are in jail, while the folks in charge of the government are rapists, pedophiles, and mass murderers? That should be your first clue that your country is beyond fucked up.
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Good reminder
Y'all are amazing AND you should finally make a deal with your union. www.propublicaguild.org/updates/prop...
ProPublica Management Continues to Fight Basic Union Protections After Two Years of Bargaining — ProPublica Guild
More than two years into bargaining, ProPublica’s management is unwilling to accept basic union protections, even on provisions that would uphold the organization’s foundational principles of transpar...
www.propublicaguild.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Good reminder