Asschapel Roan
@stochasticburrito.bsky.social
Shitposting is self care
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GOP: Kelly is a little worm. A coward. A loser traitor wimp. We're going to put him in jail.
Mark Kelly on social media: I am a disciplined military man and will not bow to this corruption.
Mark Kelly at his (very easy)job: please mr trump sir im sorry would you like more votes sir thank you sir
Mark Kelly on social media: I am a disciplined military man and will not bow to this corruption.
Mark Kelly at his (very easy)job: please mr trump sir im sorry would you like more votes sir thank you sir
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
GOP: Kelly is a little worm. A coward. A loser traitor wimp. We're going to put him in jail.
Mark Kelly on social media: I am a disciplined military man and will not bow to this corruption.
Mark Kelly at his (very easy)job: please mr trump sir im sorry would you like more votes sir thank you sir
Mark Kelly on social media: I am a disciplined military man and will not bow to this corruption.
Mark Kelly at his (very easy)job: please mr trump sir im sorry would you like more votes sir thank you sir
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The Muppet Show (Series, 1976 - 1981)
December 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
The Muppet Show (Series, 1976 - 1981)
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I love video games
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I love video games
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no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
They’re taking children from Minnesota and locking them up like criminals in detention camps in Texas.
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
For the love of God, send our kids home and bring an end to this nightmare.
www.startribune.com/walz-demands...
Walz demands DHS stop detaining Minnesota children
In a letter to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem, Walz demanded details about how many Minnesota kids are in detention facilities.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
no better example of the purely cosmetic function of liberal political leaders than this stuff, the people in charge begging SOMEONE ELSE to do something
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Why does Rebeka have to beg for 50c while a fucking white racist lady can raise $750 000 for yelling racial slurs at a Black child in a park?
Rebeka is a Black non-binary cancer patient who needs financial support to access healthcare.
They're not even asking for a huge amount. Help them????
Rebeka is a Black non-binary cancer patient who needs financial support to access healthcare.
They're not even asking for a huge amount. Help them????
if you can spare anything at all- please send it. even if it's 50c 🙏🏽
it'll add up
it'll add up
remember i owe the hospital $469 minimum?
my nurse advised that i pay it as soon as possible so that i can stay here for observation after they've stabilised my blood pressure.
please help me to cover this? as soon as possible? $5 or $10 helps!
paypal.me/thelongestroad
ko-fi.com/rebekamash
my nurse advised that i pay it as soon as possible so that i can stay here for observation after they've stabilised my blood pressure.
please help me to cover this? as soon as possible? $5 or $10 helps!
paypal.me/thelongestroad
ko-fi.com/rebekamash
August 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Why does Rebeka have to beg for 50c while a fucking white racist lady can raise $750 000 for yelling racial slurs at a Black child in a park?
Rebeka is a Black non-binary cancer patient who needs financial support to access healthcare.
They're not even asking for a huge amount. Help them????
Rebeka is a Black non-binary cancer patient who needs financial support to access healthcare.
They're not even asking for a huge amount. Help them????
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We're officially fundraising for laid-off Vox workers. Please share and donate if you can!
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Donate to Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers, organized by Victoria Song
On Friday, January 16, 2026, the Vox Media Union received news from management about … Victoria Song needs your support for Support Laid-off Vox Media Workers
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January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
We're officially fundraising for laid-off Vox workers. Please share and donate if you can!
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the real prison experiment was the consent we manufactured along the way
- Stanford recruitment brochure
- Stanford recruitment brochure
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
the real prison experiment was the consent we manufactured along the way
- Stanford recruitment brochure
- Stanford recruitment brochure
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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a bitch needs some space
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 PM
a bitch needs some space
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Everyone saying JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files and I'm just over here thinking how I've been ripping up her books to make "Fuck JK Rowling" greeting cards and stickers for years.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Everyone saying JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files and I'm just over here thinking how I've been ripping up her books to make "Fuck JK Rowling" greeting cards and stickers for years.
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hillcrestcardcompany.etsy.com/listing/1717...
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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December 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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NEW INTERVIEW 🚩
“They were mothers and grandmothers that were picking up weapons. There were wounded fighters still in their wheelchairs that were creating military units and were declaring their preparation to fight.
It is a full mobilization.”
“They were mothers and grandmothers that were picking up weapons. There were wounded fighters still in their wheelchairs that were creating military units and were declaring their preparation to fight.
It is a full mobilization.”
Building Our Revolutionary Character: Interview With an American YPJ Volunteer on the Situation in Rojava
On January 13th, the Syrian Transitional Government launched a major offensive on the territories under control of the Democratic Autonomous Administration of North East Syria (DAANES) – the first it ...
www.blackrosefed.org
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
NEW INTERVIEW 🚩
“They were mothers and grandmothers that were picking up weapons. There were wounded fighters still in their wheelchairs that were creating military units and were declaring their preparation to fight.
It is a full mobilization.”
“They were mothers and grandmothers that were picking up weapons. There were wounded fighters still in their wheelchairs that were creating military units and were declaring their preparation to fight.
It is a full mobilization.”
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people will pay rent to an hoa for a property they literally own but complain about nationalized healthcare being too expensive
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
people will pay rent to an hoa for a property they literally own but complain about nationalized healthcare being too expensive
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Sometimes I feel like I’m in some kind of They Live scenario where I’m the only one who can see all the aliens around me.
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Sometimes I feel like I’m in some kind of They Live scenario where I’m the only one who can see all the aliens around me.
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This debate or discourse or discussion about why Bezos is dismantling WaPo or whether or not more subscriptions or boycotts could change things or how he could fund it easily is pointless. It’s moot.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This debate or discourse or discussion about why Bezos is dismantling WaPo or whether or not more subscriptions or boycotts could change things or how he could fund it easily is pointless. It’s moot.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
Bezos bought the Post to control the narrative and push his agenda. Financials don’t matter.
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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I keep thinking about how some of these people really don’t think it will cause lots of people to die but many of them actually do and want that because they’re eugenicists
US activists allied with Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hope to ban vaccine mandates in as many as a dozen states this year, building on a law they conceived and passed in Idaho reut.rs/3ZLbo79
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I keep thinking about how some of these people really don’t think it will cause lots of people to die but many of them actually do and want that because they’re eugenicists
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Lmao, lol even
Crypto Market in Shambles as Bitcoin Price Down 40% Since October High https://gizmodo.com/crypto-market-in-shambles-as-bitcoin-price-down-40-since-october-high-2000717957
Crypto Market in Shambles as Bitcoin Price Down 40% Since October High
All muh apes, gone.
gizmodo.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Lmao, lol even
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Liberals get really upset when people say both parties are the same, but no one argues that they're the same as effectively as the Democrats.
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Liberals get really upset when people say both parties are the same, but no one argues that they're the same as effectively as the Democrats.
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A devastating loss. And completely avoidable.
May they rest in peace, they will be missed 🖤
May they rest in peace, they will be missed 🖤
4 people froze to death in DC because we turned our collective backs on them. Absolutely shameful.
www.wusa9.com/article/weat...
www.wusa9.com/article/weat...
As many as 4 unhoused people died during DC snowstorm, Mayor Muriel Bowser says
More than a week after winter weather walloped the region, the mayor says work is still being done to clean up.
www.wusa9.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:50 PM
A devastating loss. And completely avoidable.
May they rest in peace, they will be missed 🖤
May they rest in peace, they will be missed 🖤
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journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
journalists are workers who deserve to be paid fairly for our labor and I think that far too few consumers of media recognize or even care about this fact
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On Feb. 4, 1999. Amadou Diallo an African immigrant was shot 19 times in a hail of 41 bullets by NYPD, claiming his wallet was a gun. As organizers we hit the streets. African, immigrant, Black (also African) & others, all knew it was the same system of oppression
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
On Feb. 4, 1999. Amadou Diallo an African immigrant was shot 19 times in a hail of 41 bullets by NYPD, claiming his wallet was a gun. As organizers we hit the streets. African, immigrant, Black (also African) & others, all knew it was the same system of oppression
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All media should be publicly or worker owned
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
All media should be publicly or worker owned