Asschapel Roan
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Shitposting is self care
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Insurance company: I'm sorry, we can't overrule the AI
The AI:
The AI:
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Insurance company: I'm sorry, we can't overrule the AI
The AI:
The AI:
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
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the purpose of the democratic party is to redirect revolutionary energy into stupid bullshit that doesn't work
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the purpose of the democratic party is to redirect revolutionary energy into stupid bullshit that doesn't work
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Consider that Tuesday's elections showed that dems could win *despite* dem leadership, despite Schumer relentlessly ratfucking them even up to the very last minute.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Consider that Tuesday's elections showed that dems could win *despite* dem leadership, despite Schumer relentlessly ratfucking them even up to the very last minute.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
Millions of people volunteered, and saw for themselves how totally fucking useless dem leaders were compared to themselves.
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Millions of active, engaged people, who literally less than a week earlier won massive and unexpected victories across the entire country, have now thoroughly learned the lesson that they don't fucking need dem leaders.
That they have to view dem leadership as much of an enemy as the republicans
That they have to view dem leadership as much of an enemy as the republicans
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Millions of active, engaged people, who literally less than a week earlier won massive and unexpected victories across the entire country, have now thoroughly learned the lesson that they don't fucking need dem leaders.
That they have to view dem leadership as much of an enemy as the republicans
That they have to view dem leadership as much of an enemy as the republicans
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If you're traveling by train, buy some fucking headphones. I don't want to listen to your shitty music, hear a crappy American comedy, or listen to a conversation with your significant other who's a bigger twat than you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If you're traveling by train, buy some fucking headphones. I don't want to listen to your shitty music, hear a crappy American comedy, or listen to a conversation with your significant other who's a bigger twat than you.
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the ONLY political actors who believe in civil society right now—THE ONLY ONES NO EXCEPTIONS AT ALL—are socialists and communists. Every single politician who believes liberal rule of law can be salvaged from the abuse of the bourgeoisie, is a useful idiot at best, a collaborator, a fascist at worst
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Every time. You think you're a special wecial independent thinker, who just wants to work with serious people. What you actually believe is that you are better than normal people who believe in civil society. You believe in an elite society, you are a dog who begs to eat his master's shit.
Every time. You think you're a special wecial independent thinker, who just wants to work with serious people. What you actually believe is that you are better than normal people who believe in civil society. You believe in an elite society, you are a dog who begs to eat his master's shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
the ONLY political actors who believe in civil society right now—THE ONLY ONES NO EXCEPTIONS AT ALL—are socialists and communists. Every single politician who believes liberal rule of law can be salvaged from the abuse of the bourgeoisie, is a useful idiot at best, a collaborator, a fascist at worst
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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This leads us to the obvious question: Is The NY Times operated by a covert ring of child sexual predators? WHY WON’T THEY ANSWER?!
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This leads us to the obvious question: Is The NY Times operated by a covert ring of child sexual predators? WHY WON’T THEY ANSWER?!
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He fucking orchestrated this, by getting 8 politicians not up for reelection to vote for this and acting like he and none of the other people facing elections have anything to do with it.
They are all fucking complicit.
They are all fucking complicit.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He fucking orchestrated this, by getting 8 politicians not up for reelection to vote for this and acting like he and none of the other people facing elections have anything to do with it.
They are all fucking complicit.
They are all fucking complicit.
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My father, Ken Saro-Wiwa, died fighting for a clean Nigeria. Thirty years on it’s time to stop sucking on the dirty teat of the oil cash cow | Noo Saro-Wiwa
My father, Ken Saro-Wiwa, died fighting for a clean Nigeria. Thirty years on it’s time to stop sucking on the dirty teat of the oil cash cow | Noo Saro-Wiwa
In 1995, as one of the Ogoni Nine, he was hanged after protesting against Shell’s oil pollution. With education and a move towards renewable energy, we can honour his legacy
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November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My father, Ken Saro-Wiwa, died fighting for a clean Nigeria. Thirty years on it’s time to stop sucking on the dirty teat of the oil cash cow | Noo Saro-Wiwa
Tonight the empire strikes back against the people's victories of the past week. There is no other way to interpret this than as a counterattack against the public by the forces of fascist capitalism.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tonight the empire strikes back against the people's victories of the past week. There is no other way to interpret this than as a counterattack against the public by the forces of fascist capitalism.
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The year is 2025. Everybody in the world, including the United States, is eagerly awaiting the collapse of the United States. Except, for a variety of reasons, the People's Republic of China
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The year is 2025. Everybody in the world, including the United States, is eagerly awaiting the collapse of the United States. Except, for a variety of reasons, the People's Republic of China
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"Why do you just attack democrats? Why don't you ever go after republicans?"
Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.
Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"Why do you just attack democrats? Why don't you ever go after republicans?"
Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.
Same reason I think it's necessary to warn people off an inexplicably popular restaurant that keeps giving everyone food poisoning but don't see the need to warn people off of eating directly out of an open sewer.
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If you actually mean what you’re saying then you should be calling for the leadership that led us to this capitulation to resign. Call to oust Schumer or admit you’re a fraud.
I refuse to support a funding bill that fails to address the Republican health care crisis.
And make health insurance affordable.
The American people clearly understand the stakes and the urgency. We must too.
I'm voting no.
And make health insurance affordable.
The American people clearly understand the stakes and the urgency. We must too.
I'm voting no.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
If you actually mean what you’re saying then you should be calling for the leadership that led us to this capitulation to resign. Call to oust Schumer or admit you’re a fraud.
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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A party of genocidaires deserves to be dissolved and go the way of the Whigs. Fuck the democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A party of genocidaires deserves to be dissolved and go the way of the Whigs. Fuck the democrats.
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Soon in my inbox: Hello, it's the Democrats! We have decided to capitulate and cooperate with the fascists. Please donate between 5 and 50 dollars so that we can hire a marketing firm to help Republican politicians like us better. If you don't give, we won't be able to let them strip your rights!
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Soon in my inbox: Hello, it's the Democrats! We have decided to capitulate and cooperate with the fascists. Please donate between 5 and 50 dollars so that we can hire a marketing firm to help Republican politicians like us better. If you don't give, we won't be able to let them strip your rights!
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i do not support all democrats. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
i do not support all democrats. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!
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Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
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Alternatively you could acknowledge your mistake, admit you were lied to, radicalize, and help dismantle capitalism! That means you wouldn't be a liberal any longer, but you'd soon understand that to be a healthy, positive development
July 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Alternatively you could acknowledge your mistake, admit you were lied to, radicalize, and help dismantle capitalism! That means you wouldn't be a liberal any longer, but you'd soon understand that to be a healthy, positive development
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So now can we be done having parasocial relationships with politicians?
They are tools. They should be backed at the ballot box when necessary and criticized liberally in public. But not a single one of them needs uncritical public support and not a single one of them is above reproach.
They are tools. They should be backed at the ballot box when necessary and criticized liberally in public. But not a single one of them needs uncritical public support and not a single one of them is above reproach.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So now can we be done having parasocial relationships with politicians?
They are tools. They should be backed at the ballot box when necessary and criticized liberally in public. But not a single one of them needs uncritical public support and not a single one of them is above reproach.
They are tools. They should be backed at the ballot box when necessary and criticized liberally in public. But not a single one of them needs uncritical public support and not a single one of them is above reproach.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM