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Asschapel Roan
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Good morning!
Hero the red heeler looks absolutely tiny sitting in his donut bed. He's like 50 lbs!
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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It's so good!
Hilarious cover from NY Post intended to satirize and vilify Zohran Mamdani but makes him look awesome A red illustration of a worker holds the traditional hammer and sickle of the Soviet Union aloft with skyscrapers in the background, Zohran's head is cropped onto the figure. The Red Apple On your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Wow BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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The one from the primary still my favorite!
All Glory To Chairman Zohran!
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Hero the heeler pup in his purple dragon costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Happy Halloween!
Hero the dog showing off his dragon costume
October 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My little homie just turned a year old, he had a really nice birthday with his buddies from agility class
Hero the red heeler pup on a shaggy rug, smiling broadly Two dogs playing on grass Two dogs playing on grass with a teeter in the background Hero the heeler pup yawns big in the sunlight. He is wearing his leash and harness and sitting on sidewalk near grass
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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He's at it again, boneheading it up
Dipshit denial of reality take from Ryan Grim stating that a Nazi tattoo being a deal breaker is 'insane'
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Hero and I have faith in you!
You are strong. 💚
Hero the red heeler pup sits on a shaggy round rug. He is smiling broadly.
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This is my bestie, Hero!
Hero the red heeler pup yawns in the sun, eyes closed. He's sitting on the sidewalk near some grass dressed in his harness and leash.
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Dogs are so great! Good morning!
Hero the heeler pup on a shaggy rug
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Good morning!
Hero the dog lies on a rug that looks like 'snow' on a CRT TV. Omg don't look at how trashed the floor is.
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Tommy Shelby emphasizes to the lads that they are not to fight with regime-run accounts (Peaky Blinders Meme)
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Best I can do is memes
Doge dog with Che hat over background sun breaking through clouds: You sure we killed thousands of landlords? I can't find any of them up here
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Jesse Custer (Preacher comic) verbally dresses down a white supremacist
October 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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We can do better.
October 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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A deer sticks out it's tongue to show that dunking on the silliest of teenage anarchists is a waste of time and alienates the ones who agree with MLs about the important stuff
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Hero is not sure about his costume either but I think he'll like the attention
Hero the red heeler looks dubiously at the camera. He is wearing his purple iridescent havoc dragon costume.
October 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Good morning!
Hero the red heeler pup smiles good morning
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Fair enough
Homer Simpson holding his pants rather than wearing them, passed to throw them Text: Don't you hate pants
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I made a new liberal economic theory > New or neoliberalism again? Neoliberalism again.
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I made a new liberal economic theory > New or Neoliberalism again? Neoliberalism again
September 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Hero is not sure about his Halloween costume but I think he'll like the attention-getting angle
Hero the red heeler shown wearing his havoc dragon costume.
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM