Jair Bolsonargasm
@stevo5567.bsky.social
Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.
Me in the charting room every time dayshift shows up and reaches for the lightswitch.
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Me in the charting room every time dayshift shows up and reaches for the lightswitch.
We are called Luigion for we are many.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
We are called Luigion for we are many.
This is the only Blue MAGA shit I'll defend.
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 PM
This is the only Blue MAGA shit I'll defend.
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Started a Dark Souls 2 replay, recently. Turns out Drangleic is less bleak than the world we actually inhabit..
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Started a Dark Souls 2 replay, recently. Turns out Drangleic is less bleak than the world we actually inhabit..
Started a Dark Souls 2 replay, recently. Turns out Drangleic is less bleak than the world we actually inhabit..
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Started a Dark Souls 2 replay, recently. Turns out Drangleic is less bleak than the world we actually inhabit..
I haven't picked up an Animorphs book in well over 25 years, but when it came up tonight I still knew Ax's full name is Aximili Esgarrouth Isthil. Memory is wild.
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I haven't picked up an Animorphs book in well over 25 years, but when it came up tonight I still knew Ax's full name is Aximili Esgarrouth Isthil. Memory is wild.
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Move left, mfs!!!
Like what’s the hold up?
You actually think Neo liberalism on repeat is gonna save you?
It’s been decades and it’s delivered us right here to fascism and Trump.
And you think “maybe it’ll work this time”?
Are you serious?
Like what’s the hold up?
You actually think Neo liberalism on repeat is gonna save you?
It’s been decades and it’s delivered us right here to fascism and Trump.
And you think “maybe it’ll work this time”?
Are you serious?
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Move left, mfs!!!
Like what’s the hold up?
You actually think Neo liberalism on repeat is gonna save you?
It’s been decades and it’s delivered us right here to fascism and Trump.
And you think “maybe it’ll work this time”?
Are you serious?
Like what’s the hold up?
You actually think Neo liberalism on repeat is gonna save you?
It’s been decades and it’s delivered us right here to fascism and Trump.
And you think “maybe it’ll work this time”?
Are you serious?
Yes
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Yes
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It's like those slugs that penis joust until one of them bottoms.
January 18, 2026 at 9:34 AM
It's like those slugs that penis joust until one of them bottoms.
Patient: "Thank you so much"
Me: "Of course. For you, anything. Except whatever it was Meatloaf was singing about."
Patient: *pause followed by massive belly laugh*
I think I have this bedside manner thing figured out, everybody.
Me: "Of course. For you, anything. Except whatever it was Meatloaf was singing about."
Patient: *pause followed by massive belly laugh*
I think I have this bedside manner thing figured out, everybody.
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Patient: "Thank you so much"
Me: "Of course. For you, anything. Except whatever it was Meatloaf was singing about."
Patient: *pause followed by massive belly laugh*
I think I have this bedside manner thing figured out, everybody.
Me: "Of course. For you, anything. Except whatever it was Meatloaf was singing about."
Patient: *pause followed by massive belly laugh*
I think I have this bedside manner thing figured out, everybody.
Did not have Peter Steele's secret, ICE agent daughter running for congress on my 2026 Bingo card.
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Did not have Peter Steele's secret, ICE agent daughter running for congress on my 2026 Bingo card.
Well, looks like Ivermectin cured our Scott Adams problem.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Well, looks like Ivermectin cured our Scott Adams problem.
The Democrats are so brave... Can't wait for them to maybe retake power and surely do nothing, so we can reexperience all this shit in a couple years...
Greenland war powers vote could be heading to Senate floor
Sen. Ruben Gallego said he will introduce a war powers resolution to forestall a U.S. invasion of the Danish territory.
share.google
January 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The Democrats are so brave... Can't wait for them to maybe retake power and surely do nothing, so we can reexperience all this shit in a couple years...
Hospital admins: "We realize every unit is short staffed. But please understand, there is a nursing shortage."
Physicians and nurses: "Have you considered raising wages to compensate for the increased workload and make nursing more attractive?"
Admins: "now now...please be reasonable."
Physicians and nurses: "Have you considered raising wages to compensate for the increased workload and make nursing more attractive?"
Admins: "now now...please be reasonable."
January 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Hospital admins: "We realize every unit is short staffed. But please understand, there is a nursing shortage."
Physicians and nurses: "Have you considered raising wages to compensate for the increased workload and make nursing more attractive?"
Admins: "now now...please be reasonable."
Physicians and nurses: "Have you considered raising wages to compensate for the increased workload and make nursing more attractive?"
Admins: "now now...please be reasonable."
Republican party discipline in action.
THE WHEEL…
HATH TURNED!
HATH TURNED!
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Republican party discipline in action.
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nobody remembers shit. this headline was from less than a year ago
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
nobody remembers shit. this headline was from less than a year ago
Randomly referenced a 26 year-old Simpsons episode in conversation with a colleague. I haven't seen it since it since it aired in 1999. So ah...how's everyone else's night going?
December 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Randomly referenced a 26 year-old Simpsons episode in conversation with a colleague. I haven't seen it since it since it aired in 1999. So ah...how's everyone else's night going?
The fact AI bots are only marginally distinguishable from stock blue MAGA commenters is a wonder of modern tech.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The fact AI bots are only marginally distinguishable from stock blue MAGA commenters is a wonder of modern tech.
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Nothing changes when the Ds are in power. They normalize all the Republicans do in quiet consent bc they know their supporters are mindless sheep.
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Nothing changes when the Ds are in power. They normalize all the Republicans do in quiet consent bc they know their supporters are mindless sheep.
I've reached the life stage where periodically I have to yank a single eyebrow that has grown substantially longer than all the rest..
December 27, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I've reached the life stage where periodically I have to yank a single eyebrow that has grown substantially longer than all the rest..
Make a James Bond film casual.
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond film casual
FLY ANOTHER DAY
FLY ANOTHER DAY
Make a Bond film casual
CASINO MUNDANE
CASINO MUNDANE
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Make a James Bond film casual.
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Nicholas Cage playing John Madden just looks like Gene Wilder playing Chris Farley.
December 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Nicholas Cage playing John Madden just looks like Gene Wilder playing Chris Farley.
🎶Oh, there's no face like Noem for the holidays music🎶
December 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
🎶Oh, there's no face like Noem for the holidays music🎶