Jair Bolsonargasm
@stevo5567.bsky.social
Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.
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"During the holocaust, I would have hid-"
No the fuck you wouldn't. Shut your mouth. Go donate to an immigration attorney fund or a Palestinian right now.
No the fuck you wouldn't. Shut your mouth. Go donate to an immigration attorney fund or a Palestinian right now.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"During the holocaust, I would have hid-"
No the fuck you wouldn't. Shut your mouth. Go donate to an immigration attorney fund or a Palestinian right now.
No the fuck you wouldn't. Shut your mouth. Go donate to an immigration attorney fund or a Palestinian right now.
This fucking idiot...
Pete Hegseth: "The future of American warfare is here, and it's spelled AI."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
He says the military has launched a new platform that "puts the world's most powerful frontier AI models, starting with Google Gemini, directly into the hands of every American warrior."
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This fucking idiot...
What depth Chalice Dungeon does unlock?
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
What depth Chalice Dungeon does unlock?
The funniest possible timeline would be Musk and Co going to Mars (not that he would have the nerve), only to encounter a univerally lethal virus the moment they land.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The funniest possible timeline would be Musk and Co going to Mars (not that he would have the nerve), only to encounter a univerally lethal virus the moment they land.
I assumed Robert Pattinson was a terrible actor, until I watched The Lighthouse. Very old realization, but he's pretty fucking good.
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I assumed Robert Pattinson was a terrible actor, until I watched The Lighthouse. Very old realization, but he's pretty fucking good.
The world would be so much better if we stopped treating these dipshits as uniquely insightful and intelligent luminaries of the era, and just started putting them in The Boo Box, from Hook.
Stop CEOs
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Stop interviewing CEOs
December 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The world would be so much better if we stopped treating these dipshits as uniquely insightful and intelligent luminaries of the era, and just started putting them in The Boo Box, from Hook.
I never knew true, visceral, unbounded, blinding hatred, until these assholes started foisting "AI" on us.
When I turned it off, my email widget stopped working. There's NO REASON AI is needed for half this shit to work.
Google removes a variety of longstanding GMail features if you try to withdraw your default consent (!) to having all your content read and used by Google Gemini via "Smart Features." That's an obvious attempt to coerce consent for privacy violations. Legislatures must act to make this illegal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I never knew true, visceral, unbounded, blinding hatred, until these assholes started foisting "AI" on us.
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
I'm still a believer, baby!
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm still a believer, baby!
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Yeah I'm not gonna go on a tear but it's safe to say that there's no hope for a political party that will give a milquetoast sock dem like mamdani the cold shoulder while welcoming MT greene and trying to welcome musk into their ranks just doesn't share political values with me. They can rot.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yeah I'm not gonna go on a tear but it's safe to say that there's no hope for a political party that will give a milquetoast sock dem like mamdani the cold shoulder while welcoming MT greene and trying to welcome musk into their ranks just doesn't share political values with me. They can rot.
Ever stop to think that most likely nothing will ever get better, and none of us will ever be happy ever again?
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ever stop to think that most likely nothing will ever get better, and none of us will ever be happy ever again?
I really need Justin Benson and Aaron Morehead to direct and star in a new movie. It's been 3 years since Something in the Dirt.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I really need Justin Benson and Aaron Morehead to direct and star in a new movie. It's been 3 years since Something in the Dirt.
Another day, another stunning but all too predictable failure. Can't wait for the next round of blue Maga rubes screaming about how we have to vote for these assholes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Another day, another stunning but all too predictable failure. Can't wait for the next round of blue Maga rubes screaming about how we have to vote for these assholes.
Days like today are why I absolutely do not and will never feel bad about refusing to hold my nose and vote for Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Days like today are why I absolutely do not and will never feel bad about refusing to hold my nose and vote for Democrats.
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Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
The Democratic party needs to wither, die, and be replaced.
What is the point of a political party that will not fight for the people?
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The Democratic party needs to wither, die, and be replaced.
I love the carnival of absolutely unhinged reactions to the Zohran win. As if there isn't a massive probability he will be housebroken as another simmering lib. We can hope. But I'll standby and observe.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I love the carnival of absolutely unhinged reactions to the Zohran win. As if there isn't a massive probability he will be housebroken as another simmering lib. We can hope. But I'll standby and observe.
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2008: Vote for Obama for Hope and Change!
Oh, he's bombing the developing world and rewarding the banksters who made us poor.
2016: Vote for Bernie!
Oh, he supports genocide.
2028: Vote for AOC! This one will be different, I swear!
Oh, she has always supported genocide and spits at poor people.
Oh, he's bombing the developing world and rewarding the banksters who made us poor.
2016: Vote for Bernie!
Oh, he supports genocide.
2028: Vote for AOC! This one will be different, I swear!
Oh, she has always supported genocide and spits at poor people.
ppl treat electoralism like it's a religion (derogatory)
it's worse
it's worse
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
2008: Vote for Obama for Hope and Change!
Oh, he's bombing the developing world and rewarding the banksters who made us poor.
2016: Vote for Bernie!
Oh, he supports genocide.
2028: Vote for AOC! This one will be different, I swear!
Oh, she has always supported genocide and spits at poor people.
Oh, he's bombing the developing world and rewarding the banksters who made us poor.
2016: Vote for Bernie!
Oh, he supports genocide.
2028: Vote for AOC! This one will be different, I swear!
Oh, she has always supported genocide and spits at poor people.
Insert standard issue lib "I got my annual 5G update today" post. But seriously, get vaccinated. I dont want to die in horrific respiratory distress, and I don't want to care for any more than necessary. Let alone deliberate seekers.
Just get the fucking vaccines. Please.
Just get the fucking vaccines. Please.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Insert standard issue lib "I got my annual 5G update today" post. But seriously, get vaccinated. I dont want to die in horrific respiratory distress, and I don't want to care for any more than necessary. Let alone deliberate seekers.
Just get the fucking vaccines. Please.
Just get the fucking vaccines. Please.
It's that time of year.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's that time of year.
I just watched a late model BMW 3 series drive in the right lane with the left turn signal on, for 19 miles. I might as well have witnessed a fucking unicorn fighting a Dem who can articulate actual policy solutions.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just watched a late model BMW 3 series drive in the right lane with the left turn signal on, for 19 miles. I might as well have witnessed a fucking unicorn fighting a Dem who can articulate actual policy solutions.
Im just going to sit out the whole Platner discourse for another week or two and see what else comes out.
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Im just going to sit out the whole Platner discourse for another week or two and see what else comes out.
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“I live in a blue state so I’m okay” is also a delusional statement you should be embarrassed to even say aloud
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“I live in a blue state so I’m okay” is also a delusional statement you should be embarrassed to even say aloud
And Obama before him. Nothing will ever feel as bad as embracing and helping usher that asshole into his first term.
Bernie Sanders will always hold a special place in my heart for teaching me not to put my faith in a politician
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And Obama before him. Nothing will ever feel as bad as embracing and helping usher that asshole into his first term.