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Jair Bolsonargasm
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Incredibly mean to all the right people, and occasionally clever. I’m a fucking delight. Follow me.
In my defense, I was 11.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He just means he saw a recent picture that didn't include Big Ben.
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Kinda glad I haven't thought about or given this dude any money since buying Black Star back in 98.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Exactly.
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So the same people who 10 years ago would have cosplayed a biker after watching Sons of Anarchy, are doing the same but just for the show Vikings. Really embarrassing stuff.
December 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Giving them even more information. And making them even more annoying. Dovetails nicely with the rise of all these random dipshits in places like Iowa braiding their hair, painting runes on their faces and going on at length about their "viking" heritage because they found out they were 5% Norwegian
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We all had that one kid in elementary school who would go on about how they were "quarter Irish, half German, quarter French, half Cherokee, quarter Dutch...." and on and on until they were like 6 whole people. These tests took that shit and codified it into charts they could point at.
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tis the season to harvest the precious secretions of the dead.
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I see you. Watching that right now, actually.
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
*Double Bad Dragon fuck machine leaps up from the chair*

"Yes -- I told you"
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Nope. Not this platform, or society more broadly. Fuck "AI". Everyone hates it, excluding a small subset of weird, insufferable nerds who everyone also happens to hate.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A thing which doesn't work, will never work, and will absolutely destroy the environment and this other sclerotic, failing thing they call an economy.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This almost certainly ends with me singing Invisible Touch and needing my stomach pumped.
November 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Turns out capitalism isnt even a remotely merit based system.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM