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Steph the Bard
@stephthebard.bsky.social
She/Her • 40 • Writer • Sapphic Demi • Paladin of Story • Autistic • CPTSD • Giant Nerd • Yeet Bigots & TERFS
🔞 I am known to be vulgar
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I am watching the HD version so its possible that's in the actual OG game?

Or maybe I'm spoiled with horror and storytelling that the wasted potential is screaming at me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I'm still thinking about if Resident Evil OG got a remake, the entire opening would actually be part of the gameplay.

The briefing in the helicopter, IDing the Bravo team helicopter, and landing.

The shock of the zombies there.
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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My internet service got cut off due to nonpayment in the middle of my fundraising stream 🙃I did not need this level of irony in my life. I'm doing everything I can to get back on my feet in month 7 of unemployment, any and all leads and support are appreciated 🙏🏿💗
Hey y'all, I'm a Black narrative designer, writer, editor & consultant who was impacted by layoffs last year. I'm available for immediate work in comics, books and games!
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February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.

Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Please, don’t trust ANY anti-sex-trafficking nonprofit that refuses to support the labor rights of consensual adult sex workers.

We know for a fact that criminalization leads to exploitation and trafficking.

I would also be wary of those who fund such organizations.
February 8, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Hey all, am looking for a latinx voice actor to do voiceover for a masc NPC on the Cybertopia podcast for an episode going out in 4 weeks - around 20 lines maybe (still need to transcribe them), DM me for more info if interested
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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the death of third spaces offline (and online, really) has deteriorated society and safety as a whole for everyone. it's dire but that also just means we need to protect and build the third spaces we can
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Look, all you need to know about the situation is that Green Day sang "American Idiot" at the opening and explicitly told ICE to quit their jobs at their show on Saturday and Bad Bunny said a bunch of stuff in Spanish and alllll the headlines and angry posts are about Bad Bunny. You know why.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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In the latest tranche of Epstein records and emails, themes of genes, genetics, and IQ—alongside more explicit threads of white supremacy—keep cropping up, often adjacent to Epstein’s fascination with steering research in the biological sciences.
Epstein couldn't stop emailing people about eugenics
In the latest files, the trafficker gives it a Silicon Valley–pilled name: "genetic altruism."
www.motherjones.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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Best part about this is Discord saying, "A majority of people on Discord are not necessarily looking at explicit or graphic content" so their experience won't change.

Now excuse me, Tumblr circa 2018 is knocking at my door
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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The thing that about child safety online is that it is going in the exact wrong direction.

As a kid I had it drilled into me that I was never to disclose my real name, location, age or other identifiable information so that people couldn't groom me.

But that's hard on marketers, so.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
For as much as I was teasing about RE0 having minimal plot... Resident Evil has even more of a shoestring plot lol.

So far Chris is investigating this mansion because... reasons?

(I'm teasing, he's supposed to be looking for Jill and Wesker as well as signs of Bravo team.)
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Man, sometimes I forget that The Evil Within was made by the creator of Resi.

I had to look up if it was like Devil May Cry, sounds like not.

However The Evil Within was the first game I can recall where you have to collect matches to burn corpses.

Clearly, a Resi inspired touch. How fun.
February 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Wait, wait... there was a point where Wesker play acted as a good guy?!

Lol this is what I get for diving into the Resi games in the past and starting with the RE2 remake lol.
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Let us begin... with Resident Evil!

Also I immediately connected that Rebecca's team is supposed to be the Bravo team Chris is looking for.

I think.
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Oh no, just Gab messing with Wesker mode.

Welp that was a game lol.
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
There is still 15 or so minutes in the vid so maybe there's a post credits?
February 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
What's funny is after finishing the game, Gab seems to have the same response that I was making jokes about.

There is so little story in RE0, it may not stay in my Playlist. 😅
February 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Is it really a Resi game if a scientist or some Umbrella employee doesn't turn into a monster?
February 11, 2026 at 8:15 PM
So close to the OG Resident Evil game.

RE0 is a wild ride and I've got like a part and a bit left lol.
February 11, 2026 at 7:51 PM
There's something so uniquely retro about needing an item to save, ink ribbons, and having to get battery acid for the battery to work.

Maybe at 40 I'm too young to remember a time when you had to add the acid to a battery? Or perhaps its more common outside the US? Idk.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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“Please enjoy the museum”:

Relooted is OUT NOW!

Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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"Billionaire" is a state of existence that makes NO sense. These people could fix so many things and the expenditure would barely affect their overall wealth.

They simply don't want to. It's not in their nature. And the way we think about them and treat them should reflect that appropriately.
no such thing as a good billionaire, and god, the shit he pulls proves that through and through. Don't make people compete for lifesaving/changing things, just use your money for good, like donating it on a macro level to legit orgs that can spread it around better than you can to those who need it
February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Hey y'all. Still sick, so no stream today. I'll still be getting what work I can done on this new bit of art, but trying to rest up otherwise.

I'll be back ASAP.
February 11, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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I appreciate the birthday wishes everyone! Thank you all so much!

For my birthday please consider donating to El Paso Humane Society. This is just one of many causes to donate too but animals will always hold a special place in my heart.

hselpaso.org/donate/
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM