steph
@stephmakesstuff.bsky.social
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steph
@stephmakesstuff.bsky.social
· Aug 12
Today I met Holoptychius, my new favourite fish from a time before thoughts. He's no Sacabambaspis, but he's trying his best.
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today I met Holoptychius, my new favourite fish from a time before thoughts. He's no Sacabambaspis, but he's trying his best.
I finally got the good ending! But only after dying repeatedly to:
- spiderbumdeath
- bonegone horsefright
- blunt force decapitation
- tractor implosion
Game of the year. No notes.
- spiderbumdeath
- bonegone horsefright
- blunt force decapitation
- tractor implosion
Game of the year. No notes.
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I finally got the good ending! But only after dying repeatedly to:
- spiderbumdeath
- bonegone horsefright
- blunt force decapitation
- tractor implosion
Game of the year. No notes.
- spiderbumdeath
- bonegone horsefright
- blunt force decapitation
- tractor implosion
Game of the year. No notes.
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Clumpws enjoys curling up in a wet, leafy mound with a good book and a family-sized bag of mulch or a chippy tea (“ wood chips, that is!”). Be careful when clearing out that woodpile. Clumpws might be in there absorbed in a Ken Follett.
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Clumpws enjoys curling up in a wet, leafy mound with a good book and a family-sized bag of mulch or a chippy tea (“ wood chips, that is!”). Be careful when clearing out that woodpile. Clumpws might be in there absorbed in a Ken Follett.
Why would I want to release my nervous system? Have you seen one of those things?
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Why would I want to release my nervous system? Have you seen one of those things?
And So I Watch You From Afar. Immense, joyous noise in a tiny, sweaty basement. Shout out to the brave souls attempting to crowdsurf under the Hug's low, sticky ceiling. 🫡
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
And So I Watch You From Afar. Immense, joyous noise in a tiny, sweaty basement. Shout out to the brave souls attempting to crowdsurf under the Hug's low, sticky ceiling. 🫡
Worm QWOP! 🪱🪱🪱
Have you ever wanted to just be a worm for a day?
Then good news because we're announcing a new game!
wirm is coming SOON!
🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🍎
Wishlist it on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
Then good news because we're announcing a new game!
wirm is coming SOON!
🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🍎
Wishlist it on Steam!
store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Worm QWOP! 🪱🪱🪱
Stranded on Arran for an extra day because it's too windy to run the ferry. It's not all bad, though.
August 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Stranded on Arran for an extra day because it's too windy to run the ferry. It's not all bad, though.
We've gone on holiday by mistake. 🌧️
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We've gone on holiday by mistake. 🌧️
Good news: I've started working on the No Man's Guy again, and finally got the jetpack to print! (It's the wrong way round, but after 5 attempts I'll take it)
Bad news: I now have to figure out how to make the lights a) work, and b) fit inside. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time.
Bad news: I now have to figure out how to make the lights a) work, and b) fit inside. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time.
August 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Good news: I've started working on the No Man's Guy again, and finally got the jetpack to print! (It's the wrong way round, but after 5 attempts I'll take it)
Bad news: I now have to figure out how to make the lights a) work, and b) fit inside. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time.
Bad news: I now have to figure out how to make the lights a) work, and b) fit inside. Thoughts and prayers are appreciated at this time.
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Magpie - Watercolour on paper.
The scan and touch up, this painting gets the proper treatment!
Available as a print at www.inprnt.com/gallery/fion... to whatever places inprnt ships to (not just the UK :P)
The scan and touch up, this painting gets the proper treatment!
Available as a print at www.inprnt.com/gallery/fion... to whatever places inprnt ships to (not just the UK :P)
August 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Magpie - Watercolour on paper.
The scan and touch up, this painting gets the proper treatment!
Available as a print at www.inprnt.com/gallery/fion... to whatever places inprnt ships to (not just the UK :P)
The scan and touch up, this painting gets the proper treatment!
Available as a print at www.inprnt.com/gallery/fion... to whatever places inprnt ships to (not just the UK :P)
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August 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Blender's also great for stuff like this. Can't think about the Horrors if every braincell in your head is at capacity trying to sculpt a silly little guy. 👍
knitting and crochet are really good for burying your head in the sand when it's all too much and you need to just Not for a bit, i strongly recommend it
August 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Blender's also great for stuff like this. Can't think about the Horrors if every braincell in your head is at capacity trying to sculpt a silly little guy. 👍
Hello, I would like to report a ✨birb crime✨
The local magpies are teaching their younglings to ransack my garden in various ways. Not content with their usual petty vandalism, today's lesson is Blueberry Heist.
The local magpies are teaching their younglings to ransack my garden in various ways. Not content with their usual petty vandalism, today's lesson is Blueberry Heist.
July 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hello, I would like to report a ✨birb crime✨
The local magpies are teaching their younglings to ransack my garden in various ways. Not content with their usual petty vandalism, today's lesson is Blueberry Heist.
The local magpies are teaching their younglings to ransack my garden in various ways. Not content with their usual petty vandalism, today's lesson is Blueberry Heist.
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I made one that raided my pantry. 🧶
July 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I made one that raided my pantry. 🧶
I think I've just discovered my calling. 🤘
It's all a sign for you to enter the heavy metal knitting world championship. July 10th Finland.
nordceremony.com/events/heavy...
nordceremony.com/events/heavy...
Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships 2025 - Nordceremony.com
Heavy Metal Knitting World Championships 2025July 10 · Joensuu, Finland
nordceremony.com
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I think I've just discovered my calling. 🤘
I worry about this dog sometimes. It's 27°C outside, and yet the heat-seeking idiot still stands by his bed forlornly until I tuck him in under his heftiest blanket.
June 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I worry about this dog sometimes. It's 27°C outside, and yet the heat-seeking idiot still stands by his bed forlornly until I tuck him in under his heftiest blanket.
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Hello from Tom's accidentally kawaii walnut sourdough.
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Hello from Tom's accidentally kawaii walnut sourdough.
I needed white spray paint for Kermit's eyes. The Warhammer shop was the easiest place to get it, and now all I can think of is painting wee space guys.
May 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I needed white spray paint for Kermit's eyes. The Warhammer shop was the easiest place to get it, and now all I can think of is painting wee space guys.
Happy birthday! 🥳
I offer you Jake the Cheese Wizard, attempting to mind-control a mortal into surrendering sustenance.
I offer you Jake the Cheese Wizard, attempting to mind-control a mortal into surrendering sustenance.
May 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Happy birthday! 🥳
I offer you Jake the Cheese Wizard, attempting to mind-control a mortal into surrendering sustenance.
I offer you Jake the Cheese Wizard, attempting to mind-control a mortal into surrendering sustenance.
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Myth, Folklore & Magic collection, tonight 8pm BST 💚✨🌿
Thread of everything & dimensions!
Thread of everything & dimensions!
May 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Myth, Folklore & Magic collection, tonight 8pm BST 💚✨🌿
Thread of everything & dimensions!
Thread of everything & dimensions!
Kermit's finally finished! He didn't turn out looking completely cursed! Yaaaaay! *flails*
May 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Kermit's finally finished! He didn't turn out looking completely cursed! Yaaaaay! *flails*
I'm sure I've posted Godspeed You! Black Emperor's amp before, but it bears repeating.
April 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm sure I've posted Godspeed You! Black Emperor's amp before, but it bears repeating.