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Stella Cheeks
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Part time naked nerd. Part time perverted podcaster. Full time nightmare. 💗💜💙 Come for the thirst. Stay for the radical politics.🖖🏼 Doesn’t proofread good. she/her
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"We simply cannot be together", she said, dressed in her finest bondage outfit.
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My baby really jams on classic Mariah Carey.
a woman in a pink shirt with a playboy bunny necklace
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December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I - a notorious Star Wars hater - have decided to watch it all in chronological order. We’ll see what happens.
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Me anytime someone clears their throat:

ARE YOU SICK? DID YOU BRING GERMS HERE??
a man wearing a black hat and a necklace says i 'm ready to fight
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December 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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anyways, remember the episode of house where john cho is into breathplay & his domme saves his life by making him consent to medical care & it turns out he almost died because there was fulminating osteomyelitis under a plate in his jaw after a break? i hope jake paul doesn’t have a domme.
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Navigating grandparent emotions with a newborn baby is exhausting.
a man in a suit says what 's wrong with your people
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December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I ran into the bassinet and I think I broke my pinkie toe. 🫠
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Merry Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
JFC. I just finished Burrows End. Just. Wow. Aabria Iyengar is a next level GM.
a woman with face paint on her face says pants yeah
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December 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I legit don’t understand why people having less kids on an overpopulated planet is a bad thing? Like it’ll take a long time for us to go extinct that way. We’re gonna kill ourselves so much quicker than that.
December 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Heisman trophy gives chocolate bunny vibes.
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I get why people want to post their kids to social media. He’s so cute it’s hard to resist.
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Having a baby around the holidays:
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December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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pull-ups are hard and there's no shame in not being able to do them but if you think kids should die of preventable illnesses for eugenics "weakness" reasons you deserve to be laughed at for your fake ass little frog jump for the rest of your life
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I love comics but the industry is so so so flawed.
Sara Pichelli revealed that she gets no royalties from Insomniac Spider-Man videogames or the Spider-Verse movies in an interview at CCXP 25. "I don't get anything. And that's the saddest part of my life."
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli receives no royalties from spin-offs
"I don't get anything. And that's the saddest part of my life." said Sara Pichelli.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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lofi beats to lie under three blankets and feel insane to
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Me whenever the Odyssey movie gets brought up: oh that’s going to be awesome!

Me immediately after remembering who they cast as Odysseus:
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December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Pantone color of the year:
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Imagine wasting time faking cat hijinks with AI when you could actually just spend time with a cat.

Loser behaviour.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sometimes I look at my baby and see this
December 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Pretty happy with my wrapped results. Even though it said my age was 58 cuz I listen to a lot of 80s and 90s music.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM