Startled Jesus
@startled.bsky.social
UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Happy Burnham’s Night.
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Happy Burnham’s Night.
Just when you’d done something right for once, Starmer.
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Just when you’d done something right for once, Starmer.
Vote for…oh…no elections.
Also, if you lose, dispute the result.
Too late, Orwell.
Also, if you lose, dispute the result.
Too late, Orwell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Vote for…oh…no elections.
Also, if you lose, dispute the result.
Too late, Orwell.
Also, if you lose, dispute the result.
Too late, Orwell.
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Trump sparks anger with claim Nato troops avoided Afghanistan front line
Trump sparks anger with claim Nato troops avoided Afghanistan front line
The US president said allied troops had "stayed a little back" during the war in Afghanistan.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Trump sparks anger with claim Nato troops avoided Afghanistan front line
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Random bit of Kenny Everett Kremmen business popped into my head this evening, and I can't even remember why or even where from. Might just have been Kenny busking it in an interview.
"By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member"
"Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."
"By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member"
"Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Random bit of Kenny Everett Kremmen business popped into my head this evening, and I can't even remember why or even where from. Might just have been Kenny busking it in an interview.
"By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member"
"Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."
"By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member"
"Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."
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“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
“Look: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”
‘NATO avoided the front line in Afghanistan…’
You absolute piece of shit, Trump.
*furious*
You absolute piece of shit, Trump.
*furious*
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
‘NATO avoided the front line in Afghanistan…’
You absolute piece of shit, Trump.
*furious*
You absolute piece of shit, Trump.
*furious*
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Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files
White House responds to South Park latest episode. 😂
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
July 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
White House responds to South Park latest episode. 😂
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
“White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”
A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
July 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
I think not. My word is my bond.
Que sera, sera.
Trump takes a break from world affairs to tee-up his Scottish golf courses
Trump takes a break from world affairs to tee-up his Scottish golf courses
His private visit is exceptional as US presidents rarely promote their personal interests so publicly while in office.
www.bbc.com
July 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump is reported to want to sue over South Park saying he has a tiny penis.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
That would be funny for two reasons:(1) discovery; and (2) truth is an absolute defense in defamation actions.
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AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
WASHINGTON—In another dramatic twist in the ongoing scandal involving the late sex trafficker, sources confirmed this week that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi previously informed President Donald Tru...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
AG Informed Trump His Name Tattooed All Over Epstein’s Body
I’ve just verified my age for Bluesky, by telling them ‘For mash, get Smash’
I've just verified my age by telling someone, 'The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta.'
I’ve just verified my age by asking someone ‘If you see Sid, tell him’.
July 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I’ve just verified my age for Bluesky, by telling them ‘For mash, get Smash’
A state visit from India’s Modi now? The same Modi that is a shameless Putin apologist?
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
July 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A state visit from India’s Modi now? The same Modi that is a shameless Putin apologist?
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.
These people will do anything, and ignore anything, for a trade deal.