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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare

Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?

It's Stabatha
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A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time.
Let me translate for you: Our representatives bent over and took it up the ass. Again. Dry.

Why do we keep any of them?!
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Pretty words, but don't even for a moment believe a single one of them coming from him.

He's just scum in a purplish wrapper.
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just went into Houston, Texas of all places and brought the house down.

This part of his speech gives me chills.

STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY!!
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you were on any of the half dozen plus overpasses over Interstate 80 Sac to SF to Sac yesterday (Thurs) protesting our government. I was the big bright red truck flashing her brights at you. (avoiding the horn in traffic, which is dangerous)

Thanks for being out there!
November 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Credit to the photographer. The composition and balance in this photo is amazing. To have that kind of presence in something like this shows true professionalism and art in their craft.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
How the fuck is this idiot not dead yet?
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Feels like a monetization opportunity
Will this be available on streaming?
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I really hope Trump is going to rallies and is endorsing people. We've seen the last couple of days what his endorsement does.

He's absolute poison. His endorsing you is a guaranteed loss.
Moses Mike Pinocchio. Lies, on lies upon lies.

Only truth is that congress will seek impeachment on day. Abso… fucking…lutely
Moses Mike, this is a pathetic speech.
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Prop 50 passes in CA!
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Text written in black marker on an open palm reads: “CHRISTIANS DIDN’T BURN WITCHES AT THE STAKE — THEY LIT WOMEN THEY COULDN’T CONTROL ON FIRE.” The hand rests on a mustard-yellow textured surface, and a small anchor tattoo is visible on the wrist.

To which I reply, "and yet we persist."
We’re already going full Hogan’s Heroes with our communications?🤺😎😂 We should get an alert out if witch trials are back in play.🔥🧙
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He is defying court orders to continue starving people.

As such, I would like to remind you all that if you see someone shoplifting... no you didn't.
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There's still time NJ. We're ALL counting on you!
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Wish me luck. I'm off to intimidate some vote monitors. I'm sorry, I mean be intimidated by them.

If y'all never hear from me again, somebody got in the way of my vote.
November 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If there was ever a time for jury nullification, this would be it. If I were on that jury, I would have been demanding to nullify the frickin' thing before it even started.
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That is one exceptional pig.
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
One day when I am no longer around, they will open my will and read it out loud:

"What the fuck is wrong with so many of you?!

I bequeath unto you... this boot to the head."
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Attempting to intimidate me is going to end very, very poorly for all involved.

I haven't voted in person in a long time, but I'm making an exception now and showing up in person.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In Soviet Russia, hamburger eat you!
Bwahahaha!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
@jbpritzker.bsky.social is the problem. He needs to be removed from office and someone brought in who ISN'T working for heritage and his fellow billionaires. Remove him, IL
Outside Chicago—

State police and sheriff's officers at Broadview detention center are out in riot gear.

A large Halloween demo is being prevented from doing a Jericho walk through the intersection.

Arrests of protesters ongoing. Troopers have also assaulted multiple reporters already.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Here, I'll just dump all the cute on you today.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Y'all need to cut him some slack. His jaw is tired. His knees are sore. You know, there's really only so much dick you can suck in a semester.
Little fucking weasel !
Here is Mike Johnson complaining he is tired.

40 million people are about to starve.

Rep. Grijalva was elected five weeks ago and he still hasn’t sworn her in.

AND YOU SAY YOU’RE TIRED?
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's barely afternoon. I'm working on the department budget for next year, which is due by Friday. I'm sitting out by the pond feeding the squirrels and drinking Guinness. So you know what? I've had enough negativity. You too? Have lunch with the fish and me. Sláinte.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Timeline Cleanse. Please enjoy this video of a squirrel drinking water from a garden water feature.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM