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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare

Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?

It's Stabatha
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A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time.
Thank you @gxldsociety.bsky.social for not amplifying misinformation as soon as you discovered it was such.
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
It's stupid out there tonight. Here, take this with you.
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Alt text. Bobby Brainworm claims keto diet can cure schizophrenia. Experts say there is no credible evidence.

Where the fuck does he even come up with this shit? I kind of figure it's the voices in his head he's feeding a keto diet to. It's those fucking worms, isn't it?
A deranged danger to every American.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If I hear her talking to kids that way she could make good on that threat after she gets her jaw unwired and goes through half a lifetime of speech therapy.

The Elbow Of Justice exists for a reason.
Lake Stevens, Washington.

MAGA mom to daughter's friend:

"If you guys step foot anywhere near my house again, you will all be deported,"

"But I'm a U.S. citizen," girl replies.

"I don’t care! I'm white—I'll make shit happen!"

"Don't ever talk to my daughter again, do whatever you gotta do,"
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Good lord, how many of these disgusting fucks are there? I'm gonna need more woodchippers, aren't I?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The Epstein files are threatening to split Norway's royal family in two. https://cnn.it/4tnXVQq
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Lovense is going to release a new toy before too long, and I would just like to observe :

GOATed. Not only does it never fail, it never fails in spectacular ways.

You can't see it on their site yet I don't think, but save up your money. From a long time beta tester: so worth it.
February 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Then there's this couch fucker.

And that thing it's sitting across from.
"It's not sexist. Roger Ailes used to tell us that." 😭
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Reposted by Stabatha
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
lol, saw this and immediately thought of @stabatha.com 🫶♥️
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Do you want gunfights Archer?! Because this is how you get gunfights!
Immigration officers with guns drawn arrested some activists who were trailing their vehicles in Minneapolis, a sign that tensions have not eased since the departure last week of Greg Bovino.

At least one person who had an anti-ICE message on clothing was handcuffed while face-down on the ground.
Immigration agents draw guns, arrest activists following them in Minneapolis
Immigration officers with guns drawn arrested some activists who were trailing their vehicles on Tuesday in Minneapolis, a sign that tensions have not eased since the departure last week of a high-pro...
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February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
So basically, the Republicans agreed to continue punching us in the face, and we agreed to try not to bleed on their shoes so much.

Did I get the terms of that deal correct?
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
It is safe to assume that every withheld item convicts Trump.
Here’s What to Know About the Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche signaled that this would be the last major release of files related to Jeffrey Epstein. (GIFTED) www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Here’s What to Know About the Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Reposted by Stabatha
How do I contribute to this badass' absolute badassery? If their legal expenses are already covered, I at least want to buy them something to wash their mouth out.
Okay, let me get this straight. ICE "officers" who murder US citizens are swept away without charges, but a protester attacked by an ICE officer bites her/his finger in self-defence is being charged. Is that correct?

ground.news/article/grap...
Protester who 'bit the finger off' of federal officer arrested, AG Pam Bondi says
A person was arrested after they allegedly “bit the finger off” of a federal officer in Minneapolis on Saturday, Attorney General Pam Bondi said.
ground.news
January 31, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It'll be interesting to see how he spins that and how the media sources spin that as the biggest movie of the year. Let's see how many Academy Awards and Golden Globes it wins.
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
This is about the best marketing email ever. So I went to their website to confirm in the second photo is of that screenshot.
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 PM
So that means I get to ignore the law too, right?
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Can we just mail a finger or an ear instead?
This is the way:

NJ Gov. @mikiesherrill.bsky.social said her administration will create an online database for people to upload videos they record of ICE

“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out,” she urged New Jerseyans

www.nj.com/politics/202...
N.J. governor wants residents to record ICE agents, upload videos to new state database
“If you see an ICE agent in the street, get your phone out," New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill said as the state plans to launch an online portal.
www.nj.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
When do WE stop paying attention to court orders too?!
Heads up!! From Fulton County
Regarding the raid at the Fulton County Elections Office:
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKS...

When you've lost The Boss, you've lost the "Rawrrr red, white, and blue guy", you didn’t just lose Brooklyn libs or college kids, or Twitter.
You lost union guys, church ladies, cops,and bikers all singing that chorus
You've lost Born in the USA? You've lost the middle
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
m.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Maga-adjacent troll for y'all to block

/profile/bwfry.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
LOL. Perfect, no notes.
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Huge if true!
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM