Stabatha
@stabatha.com
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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare
Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?
It's Stabatha
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Stabatha
@stabatha.com
· Nov 2
A reminder that for safety, I prune my posts frequently, so don't expect to go very far back in time.
Make a Bond movie casual:
Declassified
Declassified
Make a Bond movie casual
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
On Her Majesty's Civil Service
Make a Bond movie casual
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
The Man With the Gold-Plated Gun
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Make a Bond movie casual:
Declassified
Declassified
Goddammit, Santa. You had one job.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Goddammit, Santa. You had one job.
As soon as he says "we're taking over...", I'm snapping his neck. No fucking terrorists on my flight.
As soon as homeboy says “We are taking this flight over for Jesus” and stands up with his guitar, I’m smashing that stewardess button so hard.
I know from a fair bit of experience that these in-your-face guitar proselytizers are smug, insufferable twerps who haven’t been told “No” enough times.
I know from a fair bit of experience that these in-your-face guitar proselytizers are smug, insufferable twerps who haven’t been told “No” enough times.
This Guy Sang Christian Worship Songs Mid-Flight, and People Are Fuming
The Singaporean strummed his guitar as he belted out a worship song on an EasyJet flight out of Poland, where he was volunteering with Ukrainian refugees.
www.vice.com
December 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As soon as he says "we're taking over...", I'm snapping his neck. No fucking terrorists on my flight.
Okay, fine. Throw Bill Clinton in a wood chipper. Problem solved, literally no one cares.
Let's get back on topic - now you can release the Epstein files for reals.
Let's get back on topic - now you can release the Epstein files for reals.
December 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Okay, fine. Throw Bill Clinton in a wood chipper. Problem solved, literally no one cares.
Let's get back on topic - now you can release the Epstein files for reals.
Let's get back on topic - now you can release the Epstein files for reals.
I've got my "ding dong the douchecanoe's dead!" outfits already picked out. Several. I expect random party invitations all that month!
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've got my "ding dong the douchecanoe's dead!" outfits already picked out. Several. I expect random party invitations all that month!
Even when we take it down, you know it's going to leave a greasy rusty orange stain on the building
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Even when we take it down, you know it's going to leave a greasy rusty orange stain on the building
Let's make this guy famous.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Let's make this guy famous.
Venezuela nationalized oil industry Jan 1 1976 per Pres Carlos Andrés Pérez, taking control of fields prev operated by Exxon, Gulf Oil, Mobil. In 2007, Hugo Chávez expropriated from ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, and Chevron refusing restructure ops grant control to Petróleos de Venezuela, S.A. (PDVSA)
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Venezuela nationalized oil industry Jan 1 1976 per Pres Carlos Andrés Pérez, taking control of fields prev operated by Exxon, Gulf Oil, Mobil. In 2007, Hugo Chávez expropriated from ExxonMobil, ConocoPhillips, and Chevron refusing restructure ops grant control to Petróleos de Venezuela, S.A. (PDVSA)
There are a lot of chimneys in the White House. I'm just wondering, can Santa get past the Secret Service?
I know what I'm asking him for this year!
I know what I'm asking him for this year!
December 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There are a lot of chimneys in the White House. I'm just wondering, can Santa get past the Secret Service?
I know what I'm asking him for this year!
I know what I'm asking him for this year!
That's one of my really twitchy things: The Bill of Rights did not establish any rights at all. My rights are self-evident and were conveyed by my birth. They were ENUMERATED under the Bill of Rights. US Constitution limits the government; it grants me nothing.
Who reports to whom is important.
Who reports to whom is important.
📜Happy Bill of Rights Day to all of us! President Franklin Roosevelt established this day to commemorate the ratification of the first ten amendments to the US Constitution.
⚖The Bill of Rights spells out the fundamental rights and civil liberties guaranteed to those in the US by our government.
⚖The Bill of Rights spells out the fundamental rights and civil liberties guaranteed to those in the US by our government.
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That's one of my really twitchy things: The Bill of Rights did not establish any rights at all. My rights are self-evident and were conveyed by my birth. They were ENUMERATED under the Bill of Rights. US Constitution limits the government; it grants me nothing.
Who reports to whom is important.
Who reports to whom is important.
And me thank you kindly!
December 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
And me thank you kindly!
Yang says it's stupid to have lights on and demands I turn them off and come back to bed.
I kinda think he's probably not wrong.
I kinda think he's probably not wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yang says it's stupid to have lights on and demands I turn them off and come back to bed.
I kinda think he's probably not wrong.
I kinda think he's probably not wrong.
As the leader of Antifa, I am really offended because I am so straight and make straight people uncomfortable.
Unless you mean a friend who is also a woman. But then the whole "girl" thing is offensive.
Unless you mean a friend who is also a woman. But then the whole "girl" thing is offensive.
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As the leader of Antifa, I am really offended because I am so straight and make straight people uncomfortable.
Unless you mean a friend who is also a woman. But then the whole "girl" thing is offensive.
Unless you mean a friend who is also a woman. But then the whole "girl" thing is offensive.
Alt: Comic-style illustration of a woman with dark hair calmly sipping a glass of amber-colored drink, eyes glancing sideways. A man beside her smiles and says, “Women don’t look cute drinking.” The woman replies, “I’m not trying to look cute. I’m trying to make you look cute.”
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Alt: Comic-style illustration of a woman with dark hair calmly sipping a glass of amber-colored drink, eyes glancing sideways. A man beside her smiles and says, “Women don’t look cute drinking.” The woman replies, “I’m not trying to look cute. I’m trying to make you look cute.”
As far as the MTG rift goes, I would like to quote something that was attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte, I believe it is important for everyone to remember:
" never interrupt your enemy when [they are] making a mistake."
" never interrupt your enemy when [they are] making a mistake."
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
As far as the MTG rift goes, I would like to quote something that was attributed to Napoleon Bonaparte, I believe it is important for everyone to remember:
" never interrupt your enemy when [they are] making a mistake."
" never interrupt your enemy when [they are] making a mistake."
I think we put age limits let's say 35 to 55 for Congress and Senate and 35 to 65 for the presidency. Term limits for Congress and the Senate of two three-year terms. SCOTUS must be constructed of precisely 50% conservative and 50% liberal.
This and nuke Citizens United and the electoral College.
This and nuke Citizens United and the electoral College.
The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.
When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.
December 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think we put age limits let's say 35 to 55 for Congress and Senate and 35 to 65 for the presidency. Term limits for Congress and the Senate of two three-year terms. SCOTUS must be constructed of precisely 50% conservative and 50% liberal.
This and nuke Citizens United and the electoral College.
This and nuke Citizens United and the electoral College.
Seriously though, the people who worship MTG are the same ones that think dumbass isn't crazy or stupid enough. Any rift in the crazy, stupid, racist morons is nothing but advantageous as far as I can see.
December 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Seriously though, the people who worship MTG are the same ones that think dumbass isn't crazy or stupid enough. Any rift in the crazy, stupid, racist morons is nothing but advantageous as far as I can see.
Here's some racist offensive trash that hasn't been picked up by the majority of lists yet. He's on my shit list if you follow that one.
bsky.app/profile/videogasmguy.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/videogasmguy.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Here's some racist offensive trash that hasn't been picked up by the majority of lists yet. He's on my shit list if you follow that one.
bsky.app/profile/videogasmguy.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/videogasmguy.bsky.social
What a nasty inversion layer. All of Northern California's air quality is absolute shit tonight. It was so bad it woke me up from a nap. Even the Bay Area is going into purple and maroon.
And this is why I have three high output HEPA filters.
And this is why I have three high output HEPA filters.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
What a nasty inversion layer. All of Northern California's air quality is absolute shit tonight. It was so bad it woke me up from a nap. Even the Bay Area is going into purple and maroon.
And this is why I have three high output HEPA filters.
And this is why I have three high output HEPA filters.
More of this please.
@jbpritzker.bsky.social if you need a model of anti-cowardice... (And clearly you do...)
@jbpritzker.bsky.social if you need a model of anti-cowardice... (And clearly you do...)
More 🇺🇸👏💪
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
More of this please.
@jbpritzker.bsky.social if you need a model of anti-cowardice... (And clearly you do...)
@jbpritzker.bsky.social if you need a model of anti-cowardice... (And clearly you do...)
He's just a fascist with a different stupid hat, and even stupider hair.
There is never a time I will vote for Nuisance for anything.
There is never a time I will vote for Nuisance for anything.
Let's find one issue we can focus on to criticize the best-positioned Dem so we can lose to Republicans with their full portfolio of inhumane and democracy-destroying policies!
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He's just a fascist with a different stupid hat, and even stupider hair.
There is never a time I will vote for Nuisance for anything.
There is never a time I will vote for Nuisance for anything.
I'm sorry that Admiral Bradley is getting hung out to dry. That said, this falls squarely on him. He is precisely the point in chain of command that should have said, "no sir, I believe this to be an unlawful order', dropped his headset, walked out of the Situation Room and called his JAG.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'm sorry that Admiral Bradley is getting hung out to dry. That said, this falls squarely on him. He is precisely the point in chain of command that should have said, "no sir, I believe this to be an unlawful order', dropped his headset, walked out of the Situation Room and called his JAG.
If it were, we wouldn't be where we are.
I'll believe GOP will investigate Whisky Pete when I see it.
Holding itself accountable is NOT a MAGA thing. At all.
Holding itself accountable is NOT a MAGA thing. At all.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If it were, we wouldn't be where we are.