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Social Justice, Sarcasm, Skincare

Living in morally gray areas, wielding wit like a weapon. Sharp humor, mass chaos, pointed critique-think existential dread, meets a fat ass, add a touch of scandal. Hero? Villain? Chaotic Neutral?

It's Stabatha
These Morning Glory are very confused. 1530hrs in late Fall
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This image is going around today and I think it fits well here.

I'm a Marine brat. My father was a lifer who fought in World War II (Pacific campaign). I am certainly pro-military, but remember your oath to the Constitution of the United States, lest this be ye.
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Credit to the photographer. The composition and balance in this photo is amazing. To have that kind of presence in something like this shows true professionalism and art in their craft.
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Your T&C link goes nowhere:
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Here, I'll just dump all the cute on you today.
October 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thank you! Constructed over several dreary winter weekends last year. I just suddenly got a wild idea, crammed a small waterfall into the landscape, brought out a pick and shovel, and built myself a pond.
October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Another view, from my chair.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's barely afternoon. I'm working on the department budget for next year, which is due by Friday. I'm sitting out by the pond feeding the squirrels and drinking Guinness. So you know what? I've had enough negativity. You too? Have lunch with the fish and me. Sláinte.
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Timeline Cleanse. Please enjoy this video of a squirrel drinking water from a garden water feature.
October 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Well, it has come to this. My 14 year old body cam has served me fine, but it feels like it's time for something a little more modern.

Why do I even need a body cam? What the hell has gone on here? How did we fail so miserably? I'm never not going to be salty about this. I'm too old for this shit.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I came up with an idea for a video game, but I think it's too close to Battletoads. [AI Slop]
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cleaning up your timeline a little bit. Here's a Yellow-rumped Warbler (butter butt!) bathing in my pond just now
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That's all I ever call him is Bobby Brainworm...

The Honorable Brainworm has never heard of correlation versus causation:

Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc, or Post Hoc Fallacy

This is why we have experts. This is why politicians should not be involved in science. Even fake science. It's embarrassing.
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Here's my favorite picture of him marching with the protesters in solidarity.

Leaders lead from the front. I will never ask my people to do anything I haven't done, won't do, and I'm not currently doing. That's what it means to be a leader. First boots on the ground, last to leave. He's all talk.
October 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Here is my favorite picture of you at Broadview, standing in support of the protesters, Governor.

I titled it Cowardice in Absentia.
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I mean, I hate to admit it, but the stock markets are hitting all-time highs right now.

How the fuck that's true, I won't know. Other than assuming that people are just fucking stupid.
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My poor abused old man... Just ask him. He'll tell you how bad his conditions are.

He hasn't been fed in hours!🤔😘
October 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Fuck 2025. Jane Goodall was a good one.

RIP.
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM