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Yknow the old adage about MMOs would be to join up at Expansion 2, both because that's when the game would be the most smoothed out and developed, but also because that was when you could rely on it continuuing to exist.
It's crazy to see this functionally downgraded to a single year.
It's crazy to see this functionally downgraded to a single year.
Basically, in our current environment it feels like you shouldn't invest a single second into a game that hasn't been out for a least a year
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Yknow the old adage about MMOs would be to join up at Expansion 2, both because that's when the game would be the most smoothed out and developed, but also because that was when you could rely on it continuuing to exist.
It's crazy to see this functionally downgraded to a single year.
It's crazy to see this functionally downgraded to a single year.
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
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bones are optional with Pangur
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
bones are optional with Pangur
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oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
oh, you meant to hit circle instead of square. okay, i get that, that's on the developer, i mess that up sometimes too. no hard feelings
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
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modern video games have forgotten the magic that is the word ooparts
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
modern video games have forgotten the magic that is the word ooparts
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games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification
February 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 PM
it’s true that manic consumer culture buying sprees probably point to a gnawing fear of engaging the spirit, whose demands are rigorous and whose rewards would require us to acknowledge our eternal indwelling self-worth, but on the other hand did you see how much cool stuff I have
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You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
* I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong.
* The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me.
* I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.
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this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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fun fact: the Google overview image for the medical code for ADHD is a Gundam model
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
fun fact: the Google overview image for the medical code for ADHD is a Gundam model
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
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a lot to unpack in the Epstein files but what stands out to me is that everything bad in this world — all the way from transmisogyny to video game microtransactions are all the machinations of like 15-25 dudes who fuck kids and can’t spell
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
a lot to unpack in the Epstein files but what stands out to me is that everything bad in this world — all the way from transmisogyny to video game microtransactions are all the machinations of like 15-25 dudes who fuck kids and can’t spell
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YOU - I seem to have named a case “THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
YOU - I seem to have named a case “THE SQUARE BULLET HOLE MURDERS.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”
KIM KITSURAGI - “Again, in your defence, I seem to have named one...” He peeks into his notes. “THE MAN WITH THE HOLE IN HIS HEAD. That was a real person, his death was real. Still I named it that. To amuse myself.”
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I accidentally flash banged Belphegor
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I accidentally flash banged Belphegor
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they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.
February 2, 2026 at 9:17 AM
they're 4k AI upscaling you in the qrts bro. yeah you're really smooth and HD now and all your intricate details are kind of blurred. You're at 60fps and have interpolated in-between frames dude.
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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