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Trophies earned will be permanently added to the trophy room.
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer
September 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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If you still wear a mask at all, even just when sick or at the hospital or on public transit, THANK YOU!
If you still try to isolate or protect others when you are sick, THANK YOU.
If you still test for COVID when you have any symptoms, THANK YOU.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fuck, I have to give Geoff's TGA credibility points now. I played my goddamn self.
Rating the credibility of any games award dog-and-pony show by whether or not they CORRECTLY consider Expedition 33 an indie game
Sandfall is a breakout indie studio helmed by a former Ubisoft higher-up that wanted to chase his dream game
E33 is just REALLY GOOD at working within limitations
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Wario's Genuine Moment of Emotional Vulnerability
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Thinking about Yakuman DS and one of the most relatable characters in all of video games again
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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The "communications terminated" error screen in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros. is uncharacteristically startling, interrupting gameplay with a red error screen and loud siren.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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my jaw was on the floor the whole time I was reading this tbh. i’ve never been more grateful to my early education of phonics and diagramming sentences. The interview with the guy who popularized it at the end is horrifying. He literally says knowing words doesn’t matter and dyslexia isn’t real????
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
All the Steam Machine stuff is reminding me how funny it is that a console was legitimately named "the GameCube". It's the fuckin cube that plays games. The game cube. Absolute peak. PSNumber and Xbox One X Pro Series X S Box X could never
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
discord made itself worse again! this one's in accessibility settings at least.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Can you hear that sound? It's every third party console accessory manufacturer rushing to their workstations to figure out how to sell people a kit that makes the Steam Machine look like the ol' Companion Cube from Portal
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM