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former novel-a-month smut ghostwriter screaming about [waves hands wildly]
idk why they didnt put the butthole somewhere smart like the wrist
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
idk why they didnt put the butthole somewhere smart like the wrist
It's either this or Black Hole Sun and I saw this when I was 7 so I guess it wins
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's either this or Black Hole Sun and I saw this when I was 7 so I guess it wins
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the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
reading dracula and reading food truck reviews on nextdoor are functionally the same thing
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
reading dracula and reading food truck reviews on nextdoor are functionally the same thing
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Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Woke 2 is gonna be ruthless
new reaction image just dropped
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
new reaction image just dropped
Stop letting them tell you they can't afford it. *You* can't afford it.
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*
Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Stop letting them tell you they can't afford it. *You* can't afford it.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Man I hope these people get to find out what fire ants taste like one day
The Supreme Court has granted the Trump administration’s emergency appeal to temporarily block a court order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments during the government shutdown.
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during a U.S. government shutdown. U.S.
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Man I hope these people get to find out what fire ants taste like one day
Weird way to write down my order of 7pc grilled chicken fingers but I heard this place slaps so
Street Pickups: Buxom Nude Amateurs 7
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Weird way to write down my order of 7pc grilled chicken fingers but I heard this place slaps so
Can't believe piss tape is out of play but shit tape gets concierged into my eyeballs
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can't believe piss tape is out of play but shit tape gets concierged into my eyeballs
why's this shit look like it could get me drunk in two scoops or less???
September 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
why's this shit look like it could get me drunk in two scoops or less???
Incredible goddamn news for lovers of goofy bullshit (me)
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Incredible goddamn news for lovers of goofy bullshit (me)
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Hulkamania implies the existence of Hulkadepression
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hulkamania implies the existence of Hulkadepression
feeling particularly bad for anyone named Dick Tater lately :/
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
feeling particularly bad for anyone named Dick Tater lately :/
If we had a killer klown epidemic, I would hope that the political messaging around their opposition isn't just "hey these are just clowns!"
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
August 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If we had a killer klown epidemic, I would hope that the political messaging around their opposition isn't just "hey these are just clowns!"
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
I know they're clowns, they're still setting the barn on fire Dale and I need you to get the rifle
"Third Way" as a name alone feels like one I'd give to a fictional supervillain group that's all about manners and presentation and an overarching ethos that screams "the Dems and the Repubs could conceivably become a supergroup united around the nostalgic poison of going back to the good ol days"
i think Third Way's "advice" to Democrats is a cynical ploy to tighten the grip their corporate allies have on the party, but for a moment let's all appreciate this statement of their principles, where the first principle is principle.
August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Third Way" as a name alone feels like one I'd give to a fictional supervillain group that's all about manners and presentation and an overarching ethos that screams "the Dems and the Repubs could conceivably become a supergroup united around the nostalgic poison of going back to the good ol days"
Californians who support a weirdly early push for Newsom should be fucking embarrassed that Illinois is beating him on messaging. They should be embarrassed for a lot of reasons, add this to the pile.
I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
Now, we continue fulfilling that promise.
Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Californians who support a weirdly early push for Newsom should be fucking embarrassed that Illinois is beating him on messaging. They should be embarrassed for a lot of reasons, add this to the pile.
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FYI the “aesthetic Turing Test” it supposedly passed is the Vogue ad we all made fun of for being obviously fake
August 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
FYI the “aesthetic Turing Test” it supposedly passed is the Vogue ad we all made fun of for being obviously fake
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the big problem with AI is that evil shitheada are using it to save time and the time they save is now being used to try and make us take out a mortgage on oxygen
August 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the big problem with AI is that evil shitheada are using it to save time and the time they save is now being used to try and make us take out a mortgage on oxygen
ICE pays in excess of $100k per annum to lure old retired fascist fucks back, and pays nouveau fascist fucks around a $50-60k starting salary plus a $50k signing bonus.
I am begging people to never again believe we don't have the wealth for basic universal income programs or free healthcare.
I am begging people to never again believe we don't have the wealth for basic universal income programs or free healthcare.
federal agents apparently took up an entire road to arrest one man running a food truck near the mall (via FOX 5 DC)
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ICE pays in excess of $100k per annum to lure old retired fascist fucks back, and pays nouveau fascist fucks around a $50-60k starting salary plus a $50k signing bonus.
I am begging people to never again believe we don't have the wealth for basic universal income programs or free healthcare.
I am begging people to never again believe we don't have the wealth for basic universal income programs or free healthcare.