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Spurt Magoo
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Absurd
My current favorite thing is videos of people with the reddest faces you've ever seen going "fuck you sliwa you spoiled the election" despite the fact that Zohran won more than 50% of the vote.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Mr. Cuomo, what do you have to say regarding criticism you've run a highly racialized, islamophobic campaign?"

"Zo-hrann Momdommy eats rice with his hands and hangs out with terrorist streamers named Hasan. He's going to do 9/11 2."

"Fuckin goddamn dude. I mean- I guess it answers the question."
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
To finish out last month:

The Pit (1981)
Terrorvision (1986)
Weapons (2025)
The Brood (1979)
Biozombie (1998)
Wild Zero (1999)
The Witch (1966)
Season of the Witch (1972)
Summer of Hell (1978)
Blood and Black Lace (1964)
Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave (1982)
More spooky October watches I'd recommend:

Tales from the Hood (1995)
Out of the Dark (1995)
Christine (1983) (Rewatch)
Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch)
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch)
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
Kwaidan (1964)
Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend:

Terrifier 3 (2024)
Magic Cop (1990)
Cannibal Mukbang (2023)
Bring Her Back (2025)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Ghostwatch (1992)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Detention (2011)
Return of the Demon (1987)
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
More spooky October watches I'd recommend:

Tales from the Hood (1995)
Out of the Dark (1995)
Christine (1983) (Rewatch)
Tourist Trap (1979) (Rewatch)
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)(Rewatch)
Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)
Kwaidan (1964)
Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend:

Terrifier 3 (2024)
Magic Cop (1990)
Cannibal Mukbang (2023)
Bring Her Back (2025)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Ghostwatch (1992)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Detention (2011)
Return of the Demon (1987)
October 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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May rules, great character piece. Underrated movie
Evening viewing recommendation? On Watch @luckymckee.bsky.social utterly original cult classic MAY (2002) in our 2000s Horror collection!
October 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Something hysterically funny about pointing out how lib winemoms have become radicalized into having more radical politics than the centrist cohort you belong to and chalking that up to a W against the left
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Spooky movies I have watched so far this season that I would recommend:

Terrifier 3 (2024)
Magic Cop (1990)
Cannibal Mukbang (2023)
Bring Her Back (2025)
Dangerous Animals (2025)
The Ugly Stepsister (2025)
Ghostwatch (1992)
One Cut of the Dead (2017)
Detention (2011)
Return of the Demon (1987)
October 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I used to think IMDb had the most ridiculous rating/review culture until I saw google reviews and glimpsed into the true uncaring madness of the universe
February 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Blue haired woke types have made getting sucked on into a Kafkaesque situation
April 27, 2023 at 4:45 AM
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Just remembered the time my middle school crush revealed to the entire class she'd been concussed 11 separate times in her life
May 3, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Checking in on you losers on bluesky: the everything (gay) app 🤣🤣
January 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Completely forgot about this app lol
December 16, 2023 at 1:57 AM
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I wish hoes were all over me *finger on monkey's paw curls*
May 15, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Explaining shit that happens on Twitter to people IRL already puts you in the top percentile of repellent weirdos but explaining bluesky stuff to people IRL will just end a friendship immediately. No drama. No hassle. Put that information in your back pocket just in case.
September 10, 2023 at 3:04 AM
No
September 9, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Haven't checked in on here in a while and I got nearly 2k followers for doing absolutely nothing people want twitter to die so badly lol
September 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Logitech makes high quality products
June 21, 2023 at 11:48 PM
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it’s scary to be trans right now which is what they want. it’s made me want to be more faggy. more noticably queer. they’re forcing my hand to be even more annoying that previously imagined
June 15, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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In the Criterion Closet, pulling a DVD of the Jerky Boys movie off the shelf that I clearly brought from home. "Oh wow. Heh."
June 15, 2023 at 1:44 PM
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Trump: Ron's Stand is the worst I've ever seen. Why don't you bring it out now, Ron
DeSantis: Shut up! My Stand is- is great. It's called Ocean Avenue. Like the Yellowcard song.
Trump: It's got a D in Speed and Power, folks. I've seen the chart. All it does is wash his hands for him in the bathroom
May 25, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Got a paper cut on my dick but it's not what you think. I was reading the bible.
May 24, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Gotta hand it to them. Not giving me any invite codes is a smart move.
May 24, 2023 at 9:10 PM