splootygooters
@splootygooters.bsky.social
ssssssssomebody compost me!!!!
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heh... perhaps if you spent less time "re-posting" and more time "riposte-ing" i would not have defeated you so soundly in single combat. think on this in your last moment before i strike you down
i always stay armed, just in case. you never know when a situation will demand action... better to be prepared than to be found lacking
May 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i always stay armed, just in case. you never know when a situation will demand action... better to be prepared than to be found lacking
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i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
May 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
May 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i will repost this in the morning so more people can see it, but my brother yousef is still in need of funds to keep his family fed and his dad medicated. i would appreciate any and all who can join me in donating to his campaign, i will match all donations #mutualaid #gaza #support
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alex graham ukelele apology countdown timer
May 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
alex graham ukelele apology countdown timer
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If you're an oaf, this is a golden age. There's never been a better time to be someone who says "wow I never thought about it that way" in response to literally everything
They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
May 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you're an oaf, this is a golden age. There's never been a better time to be someone who says "wow I never thought about it that way" in response to literally everything
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there is value in honing a freaking craft!!!! the high i feel when i make a story, when i draw a character.... you'll never fucking take it from me lmao!!!! call it worthless and antiquated all you want, id rather die than let chatgpt eat my dinner and fuck my wife
May 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
there is value in honing a freaking craft!!!! the high i feel when i make a story, when i draw a character.... you'll never fucking take it from me lmao!!!! call it worthless and antiquated all you want, id rather die than let chatgpt eat my dinner and fuck my wife
it's a lot easier on the homesickness to get to see a dumb little photo of my town on the internet
May 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
it's a lot easier on the homesickness to get to see a dumb little photo of my town on the internet
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I’m not really that worried about getting shot in my neighborhood, but sometimes I get distracted by the thought of what if someone else gets shot and busts thru my door needing me to drive them to the hospital when I’m in the middle of jerking off
May 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m not really that worried about getting shot in my neighborhood, but sometimes I get distracted by the thought of what if someone else gets shot and busts thru my door needing me to drive them to the hospital when I’m in the middle of jerking off
back in the U S of A bayby
time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine*
time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine*
May 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
back in the U S of A bayby
time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine*
time to get back Online *i open my phone and turn the brightness up so high i get sunburnt while i read the worst posts i can imagine*
i am still in touch with youssef and have been keeping him and his family afloat, but the renewal of the war has again increased prices of food and medicine
i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
April 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i am still in touch with youssef and have been keeping him and his family afloat, but the renewal of the war has again increased prices of food and medicine
i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
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June 24, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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Tired of people writing about their opinions and experiences. Instead, consider writing about dragons, time machines, or even a large energy weapon.
March 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Tired of people writing about their opinions and experiences. Instead, consider writing about dragons, time machines, or even a large energy weapon.
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Sketchbook shit
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sketchbook shit
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sex is weak to drugs. drugs is weak to rock and roll. but rock and roll is weak to sex. choose one of these pokemon
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
sex is weak to drugs. drugs is weak to rock and roll. but rock and roll is weak to sex. choose one of these pokemon
gentle comics , day 3
i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front
i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
gentle comics , day 3
i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front
i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front
hullooooo (i'm stealing high voltage technician valor)
March 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
hullooooo (i'm stealing high voltage technician valor)
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prompt from a friend: "an unsuspecting world about to step in cosmic dogshit"
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
prompt from a friend: "an unsuspecting world about to step in cosmic dogshit"
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hey gang youssef has given up on using bluesky because his accounts got deleted a 3rd and 4th time. i keep up with him on whatsapp and offered to periodically bump his campaign on here, so please do me and him a solid and hit dat dang share button #mutualaid #palestine #gofundme gofund.me/b99542e3
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February 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
hey gang youssef has given up on using bluesky because his accounts got deleted a 3rd and 4th time. i keep up with him on whatsapp and offered to periodically bump his campaign on here, so please do me and him a solid and hit dat dang share button #mutualaid #palestine #gofundme gofund.me/b99542e3