stimothée phallomet
@havetopissbadly.bsky.social
Also @vangoghletters.bsky.social
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First take the head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly to remove the head from your brother's ass
(To the tune of comfortably numb) I……… I’ve become, unfuckably dumb
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
(To the tune of comfortably numb) I……… I’ve become, unfuckably dumb
New film franchise idea:
• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
New film franchise idea:
• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis
• Honey I shrunk my penis 2
• Honey I shrunk everything but my penis
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Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
Nice afternoon
October 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Nice afternoon
I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I love seeing Rachael Ray in the news
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this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass
In Illinois, we will do everything within our power to look out for our neighbors, uphold the Constitution, and defend the rule of law.
October 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
this bitch talking about defending the rule of law. doesn't exist idiot. "I will defend the tooth fairy" ass
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Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Two Rats - 1884
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13503
POV I’m stuck in ur phone
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
POV I’m stuck in ur phone
Doodling at the bar type shit
September 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Doodling at the bar type shit
Anyone could be an idiot
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Anyone could be an idiot
I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick
September 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m like if an incel had unbelievable swag and sucked madddd dick
Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset
September 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Ellen DeGemerous has prolly eaten more pussy than me, which honestly makes me pretty upset
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The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Starry Night - 1888
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/14476
Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Crimson and clover??? But I don’t hardly know er
Indigo Girls or Hootie & The Blowfish or DC Talk
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Indigo Girls or Hootie & The Blowfish or DC Talk
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Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:
When someone in my vicinity isn’t a perfect genius, I cringe, I become angry, I shit myself and hit myself on the head a bunch.
September 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When someone in my vicinity isn’t a perfect genius, I cringe, I become angry, I shit myself and hit myself on the head a bunch.
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Tabernacle in the heath - 1886
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987
September 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tabernacle in the heath - 1886
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/13987
Is there a mr. Fine shyt?
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Is there a mr. Fine shyt?
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Current* conditions near Menominee, MI:
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Current* conditions near Menominee, MI:
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i think its about time that i found Jesus
September 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i think its about time that i found Jesus
Tim meadows should be in every show
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tim meadows should be in every show
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Report: Mothers Not Paying Attention To 80% Of Cool Things Nation’s Boys Do https://theonion.com/report-mothers-not-paying-attention-to-80-of-cool-thi-1825533356/
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Mothers Not Paying Attention To 80% Of Cool Things Nation’s Boys Do https://theonion.com/report-mothers-not-paying-attention-to-80-of-cool-thi-1825533356/
All my friends ever want to talk about is how bad their shits smell and how painful their shits are
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All my friends ever want to talk about is how bad their shits smell and how painful their shits are