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ssssssssomebody compost me!!!!
she was right to say it
September 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
big hat for sun... real linen.... don't drop your turkey leg or fools will pose next to it and roast you
July 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
i always stay armed, just in case. you never know when a situation will demand action... better to be prepared than to be found lacking
May 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
i am still in touch with youssef and have been keeping him and his family afloat, but the renewal of the war has again increased prices of food and medicine

i am one person and i cannot save a whole family on my own. please donate or share 🖤 🇵🇸 #palestine #mutualaid www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-co...
April 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
gentle comics , day 3

i don't know if this is actually funny to other people but just trust me there's like 5 in there now and he still hasn't noticed, and also it says "in case of emergency" on the front
March 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hullooooo (i'm stealing high voltage technician valor)
March 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
prompt from a friend: "an unsuspecting world about to step in cosmic dogshit"
March 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
gentle comics day 2
March 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the ball and the wall in question
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
gentle comics or whatever they're called day 1
March 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
6... gone but not forgotten

RIP banana. you gave my life a weird giddy structure for a week
February 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
5
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
4
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
See a knight post a knight
February 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
3
February 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
2
February 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
today i found a banana in the pumproom stairs shaft, behind a duct. i'm still inspired by the daily documentation of a rotting banana by @shariauncle.bsky.social on his "dumb little walks", so i am gonna take a picture every day until it is gone
February 22, 2025 at 5:33 AM
missin' mah boys today (rendered here in sonic format)
February 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
February 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have arranged for those foul Greatures to be dropped out of a plane so I may be rid of the damned things once and for all!!!
February 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
all timer panel
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
additional prompts from elsewhere

freddus krueger using his knife like a toothpick

ben stiller screaming about his zipper dick
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
he's going to take pictures of bugs
February 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
his new book is $75 and purchase information is used to sign you up for a fundraising email campaign with no opt-out
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i am way behind on Skulltenders and i am catching up while i pack for work. i was looking for art supplies and happened to be flipping through an old notebook and found this at the same time
February 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM