Spiraltastic
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
*whispers*
I've accidentally written 50,000 words of a novel?
(Obviously it's fucking awful, but I'm still quite proud of myself.)
I've accidentally written 50,000 words of a novel?
(Obviously it's fucking awful, but I'm still quite proud of myself.)
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*whispers*
I've accidentally written 50,000 words of a novel?
(Obviously it's fucking awful, but I'm still quite proud of myself.)
I've accidentally written 50,000 words of a novel?
(Obviously it's fucking awful, but I'm still quite proud of myself.)
Yes, but also, look at him though
he's a cold-blooded murderer even if they somehow screw up the case. sorry if this offends. the fact that he's a murderer is why you like him, if you like him.
They didn’t read Luigi Mangione his Miranda rights? And searched his bag without a warrant???
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
globalnews.ca/news/1155242...
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Yes, but also, look at him though
I regret to inform you that Sweetness by Michelle Gayle is, in fact, a tune
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I regret to inform you that Sweetness by Michelle Gayle is, in fact, a tune
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Do you think George Michael died on Christmas Day so you could avoid him? Grow up
Alexander Skarsgard is so hot that I literally can't cope with it. Like. My mind just blanks out whenever I see him.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Alexander Skarsgard is so hot that I literally can't cope with it. Like. My mind just blanks out whenever I see him.
Your occasional reminder that Never Ever is a fucking blinder of a pop song
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Your occasional reminder that Never Ever is a fucking blinder of a pop song
When will my "not having a disgusting cough" return from the war
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When will my "not having a disgusting cough" return from the war
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The latest budget was actually political genius because it has reminded me of how much I hate so many people in the British political establishment even more than I hate Starmer's Labour.
The UK, where the day after a decision to take half a million children out of poverty, the media & political world has been full of sneering at those same children & their families, labelling them as ‘Benefits Street’, while the same people are moaning about a tax on £2m mansions. Shameful stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The latest budget was actually political genius because it has reminded me of how much I hate so many people in the British political establishment even more than I hate Starmer's Labour.
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
God I'm so fucking invested in the chive guy at this point, absolute highlight of my year
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
God I'm so fucking invested in the chive guy at this point, absolute highlight of my year
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Feel Afraid is a long time defunct too but rules
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Feel Afraid is a long time defunct too but rules
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This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
Ahaha I've been off them eight days and: yes, fuck me, what the fuck
may well write about this properly at some point but: as someone with ADHD who's not on meds but smoked/vaped from the age of 13 and quit six months ago: fuck my life, it's hard to deal with emotional dysregulation when you're no longer self-medicating with colossal amounts of nicotine
I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ahaha I've been off them eight days and: yes, fuck me, what the fuck
No, YOU'RE listening to Mew.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No, YOU'RE listening to Mew.
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
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Apparently
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Apparently
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well this is how I spent 5 minutes of my precious weekend
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
well this is how I spent 5 minutes of my precious weekend
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my brain can't process how horrifying all these powerful people are because if I let it sink in I will probably scream for the rest of the week, so it keeps tripping over the fact that they're all borderline illiterate weirdos talking about doing crimes on gmail
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my brain can't process how horrifying all these powerful people are because if I let it sink in I will probably scream for the rest of the week, so it keeps tripping over the fact that they're all borderline illiterate weirdos talking about doing crimes on gmail
Friends fear she's accidentally re-reading the Vorkosigan books
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Friends fear she's accidentally re-reading the Vorkosigan books
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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chat is basically admitting the emails are real and creating demand for the rest to be released for context a good comms strategy here
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
WATCH LIVE: White House holds briefing as newly released Epstein emails reference Trump
Epstein wrote in a 2011 email Trump had "spent hours" at Epstein's house with a victim of sex trafficking and said in a separate message years later Trump "knew about the girls."
to.pbs.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
chat is basically admitting the emails are real and creating demand for the rest to be released for context a good comms strategy here