Spiraltastic
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Kerry can have another social media account, as a treat
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Words cannot express how much I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEATHER
January 27, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Words cannot express how much I'm SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING WEATHER
I....what?
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I....what?
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Reform is just 300 tories in a trenchcoat
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
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I can get behind this take. If I ever do karaoke with you, make me do my One Week
Barenaked Ladies are one of the best bands of our time and I will be blocking any negative posts about them. They are Gods.
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I can get behind this take. If I ever do karaoke with you, make me do my One Week
I HAVE
girl, you need to quit smoking.
January 23, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I HAVE
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I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to become a right wing podcaster but only about soap. Bar soap is traditional values. Liquid soap is a disgrace. Squirting goo on yourself from a little bottle. Western civilization is at risk because of this
Just had occasion to use the hashtag #bougiesherlock, if you were wondering how my Friday is going.
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Just had occasion to use the hashtag #bougiesherlock, if you were wondering how my Friday is going.
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Good question, little billboard
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Good question, little billboard
Third office day in a row, featuring many meetings, and FUCK ME I am tired and need a drink
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Third office day in a row, featuring many meetings, and FUCK ME I am tired and need a drink
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Three people are fucking furious about this right now
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Three people are fucking furious about this right now
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Carney speech is important for the specific people in that room because most of them are definitely still flirting with “we just have to knuckle this out until a normal president is in“ and he is trying to communicate that that is insufficient
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Carney speech is important for the specific people in that room because most of them are definitely still flirting with “we just have to knuckle this out until a normal president is in“ and he is trying to communicate that that is insufficient
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can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
Wonderful. Very normal.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Wonderful. Very normal.
This frame will never end
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This frame will never end
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Truth coming out of her toilet to shame mankind.
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Truth coming out of her toilet to shame mankind.
Naming characters is my fucking nemesis. I hate it.
Unsolicited writing advice, no.9:
When naming characters, it helps to consider: their age; their background; their culture; what part of the country they come from; their parents (why did they choose that name?). Same goes for non-British characters - (not all Frenchmen are called Serge :-)
When naming characters, it helps to consider: their age; their background; their culture; what part of the country they come from; their parents (why did they choose that name?). Same goes for non-British characters - (not all Frenchmen are called Serge :-)
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Naming characters is my fucking nemesis. I hate it.
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responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
January 18, 2026 at 12:13 AM
responding to the babadook like when my cat won't stop meowing. ok yep i hear ya dude. but you have to indicate what you want from me or i can't help. alright buddy? wanna sit out on the porch? i don't know what baba dook dook dook means man. it seems to mean lots of different stuff. you have food,
Oh fucking hell stop making me have to care about tariffs ffs
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Oh fucking hell stop making me have to care about tariffs ffs
Problem with drinking coffee black is that it takes fucking forever to cool. *Glares at mug*
January 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Problem with drinking coffee black is that it takes fucking forever to cool. *Glares at mug*
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The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The 'give ice qr codes' thing reminds me of when Sarah Everard was murdered by a real policeman using his real police id to kidnap her, and the police & gvt made out the solution was to have a helpline to check that the person bundling you away was a real policeman (as the murderer was)