Johan 🌀
spiralmind.io
Johan 🌀
@spiralmind.io
Known to be quite handsome in a certain angle and a certain light. Software engineering nerd in Stockholm, Sweden.
Look at my blurry parrot.
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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issuing a correction on a previous post of mine about the epstein files........
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Me when I think I'm smiling for the camera:
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today's additional white hairs brought to you by Cloudflare. No, not the outage. This one. registry.terraform.io/providers/cl...
Terraform Registry
registry.terraform.io
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Girl gremlin has the post-poop zoomies.
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
iCloud Drive is absolute dogshit if you try to use it for anything even approaching real-time syncing.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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We've been saying "See you later, Alligator" for decades, when "Sayonara, Capybara" was right there.
May 10, 2023 at 3:15 PM
Guess I need to get a door stop for the bedroom, because boy gremlin's latest invention is shoving the door closed and then complaining that he can't get out.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Added the HBA card back into the NAS, with two spare 500 gig SSDs as a mirrored VDEV. Will do replication of the Protea pool (yes, named after a warframe) to see if the HBA checksum issues pop up again.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How it started / how it’s going
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Listening to music on the iPad for the first time in forever and apparently Apple Music doesn’t sync the setting to disable the godawful crossfade between devices.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend

2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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I TV-programmet "Go Back To Where You Came From" får personer som hatar flyktingar träffa människorna de hyser så mycket illvilja och agg mot. Jag har sett flera avsnitt nu och det är uppenbart att de alla har radikaliserats av högerextrem propaganda på nätet. När de ses på riktigt händer något.
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Need to go buy gremlin food. The executive dysfunction is FIERCE right now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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En rolig grej med Zohran Mamdani är att han är så "haha mm ok 🙂 men iaf," när nån höger säger ngt helt sinnessjukt. Må denna attityd hitta den svenska vänstern i mötet med högerns talepunkter ist för att vi ska bli helt defensiva och högröda o springa på allt 🙏🏽
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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The funniest thing about Twitter these days is that right wing dipshits still think their content is being suppressed by some unseen liberal forces.

Elon Musk has owned the site for over three years now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
After some dabbling I have CouchDB running on the NAS (for now), so I can use it to sync my Obsidian vault between units.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I did absolutely not just now take a screenshot because I have a smudge on my monitor.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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"Former Child Prodigy, Godboy Latong"
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wasteland chic.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM