Carrie Griffin
@spiffogriffo.bsky.social
Smooth like Barry, voice got bass, body like DeVito with a Deschanel face
I get a lot of targeted ads for variety of different tinned fish and it’s like “I’m really only half Jewish, thanks”
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I get a lot of targeted ads for variety of different tinned fish and it’s like “I’m really only half Jewish, thanks”
If I was Frankenstein I would simply not make a perfect guy and then beat him with a fire poker.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If I was Frankenstein I would simply not make a perfect guy and then beat him with a fire poker.
Viagra Boys are basically @cheekface.bsky.social plus The Hives right?
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Viagra Boys are basically @cheekface.bsky.social plus The Hives right?
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
@cheekface.bsky.social do you have like collected thoughts/writing about making a living in the music industry somewhere I need to win an argument
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@cheekface.bsky.social do you have like collected thoughts/writing about making a living in the music industry somewhere I need to win an argument
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
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i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
It’s honestly so cool that he’s dead
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It’s honestly so cool that he’s dead
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.
Cake is also acceptable
November 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Cake is also acceptable
Watching Flow with my cats and pausing it periodically to ask them what they think the cat did right or wrong like we’re in an HR training session.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Watching Flow with my cats and pausing it periodically to ask them what they think the cat did right or wrong like we’re in an HR training session.
Pleasecrashinitpleasecrashinitpleasecrashinit
Elon Musk says he's going to demo a flying car by the end of the year.
Elon Musk Tells Joe Rogan That He Will Demo a Flying Car by End of Year
gizmodo.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Pleasecrashinitpleasecrashinitpleasecrashinit
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There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There's a hole in the bottom of the trashcan and he grows underground like a big green ginger root. Jim Henson confided that in me before he died.
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
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The Halloween season is a nostalgic one for me. I see lawn decorations and kids in costume, and I think back to the time in college when my friend Noah told me he thought the chorus of “Party Up” by DMX was “Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind, Pumpkinhead, Pumpkinhead.”
October 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Halloween season is a nostalgic one for me. I see lawn decorations and kids in costume, and I think back to the time in college when my friend Noah told me he thought the chorus of “Party Up” by DMX was “Y’all gon’ make me lose my mind, Pumpkinhead, Pumpkinhead.”
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Generational image for this app.
October 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Generational image for this app.
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We cannot keep having the same conversation about hypocrisy. This no longer matters
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We cannot keep having the same conversation about hypocrisy. This no longer matters
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
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Jon Lovitz said that?!
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Jon Lovitz said that?!
Like the song said, if it wasn’t for disappointment I wouldn’t have any appointment!
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Like the song said, if it wasn’t for disappointment I wouldn’t have any appointment!
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At 2:17 am last night, Rob Schneider went out his front door, ran into the dark, and he never came back...
I love that this reads like they disappeared with him
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
At 2:17 am last night, Rob Schneider went out his front door, ran into the dark, and he never came back...