sparrowshift
@sparrowshift.bsky.social
Reylo. Sometimes posts about toys and other nonsense. Sparrowshift on AO3. Mute #beardonkadonkfic if you're not following me for the reylo. 18+ she/her
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sparrowshift
@sparrowshift.bsky.social
· Nov 26
I'm getting a lot of followers who may not know me, and I tend to only retweet if there's a concrete political action these days, so...
If you think trans rights are up for debate, or if you voted for Trump, or if you think the US arming Israel is just peachy, I don't want you around.
If you think trans rights are up for debate, or if you voted for Trump, or if you think the US arming Israel is just peachy, I don't want you around.
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Behold my jar o' joeys... you can also adopt one, if you have been wishing for a meaty little pocket-sized thylacine baby of your own!
www.thylacinestoyshop.com/store/p/joey
www.thylacinestoyshop.com/store/p/joey
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Behold my jar o' joeys... you can also adopt one, if you have been wishing for a meaty little pocket-sized thylacine baby of your own!
www.thylacinestoyshop.com/store/p/joey
www.thylacinestoyshop.com/store/p/joey
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okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
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We’re reaching out for mutual aid to help cover our room til my next pay day, transpo for work and some doctors appointments, and some grocery assistance. Need to raise $900 by New Year’s Day. Any dollar helps, even if it’s just sharing this post when you see it!
December 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We’re reaching out for mutual aid to help cover our room til my next pay day, transpo for work and some doctors appointments, and some grocery assistance. Need to raise $900 by New Year’s Day. Any dollar helps, even if it’s just sharing this post when you see it!
Very annoying when there's a constant stream of a older dolls new in box that I want, and the prices are too high. 1) I prefer out of box so I don't have to feel bad opening an in-box doll 2) clearly the demand isn't there and the listings are sitting so please stop pricing so high #dollsky
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Very annoying when there's a constant stream of a older dolls new in box that I want, and the prices are too high. 1) I prefer out of box so I don't have to feel bad opening an in-box doll 2) clearly the demand isn't there and the listings are sitting so please stop pricing so high #dollsky
Toddler: it's ginger? For gingerbread?
Me: yes, we use ginger for gingerbread! Good thinking.
Toddler: and we use short for shortbread?
Me: you'd think, wouldn't you...
Me: yes, we use ginger for gingerbread! Good thinking.
Toddler: and we use short for shortbread?
Me: you'd think, wouldn't you...
December 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Toddler: it's ginger? For gingerbread?
Me: yes, we use ginger for gingerbread! Good thinking.
Toddler: and we use short for shortbread?
Me: you'd think, wouldn't you...
Me: yes, we use ginger for gingerbread! Good thinking.
Toddler: and we use short for shortbread?
Me: you'd think, wouldn't you...
I'm hanging out with my father's side of the family and while I'm working on my next inkle shoelace the following hobbies are also taking place: knitting, mandolin playing, a tessellated paper fold, alphorn playing (?), and a bunch of reading. It's just nice to be around other weirdos that get me. 🥲
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm hanging out with my father's side of the family and while I'm working on my next inkle shoelace the following hobbies are also taking place: knitting, mandolin playing, a tessellated paper fold, alphorn playing (?), and a bunch of reading. It's just nice to be around other weirdos that get me. 🥲
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Shane’s dad at the cottage:
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Shane’s dad at the cottage:
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I printed up some lady beetle on wild carrot Lino block printed wrapping paper for my nephew’s gift. #Invertefest
All he wanted were art supplies 🥰
All he wanted were art supplies 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I printed up some lady beetle on wild carrot Lino block printed wrapping paper for my nephew’s gift. #Invertefest
All he wanted were art supplies 🥰
All he wanted were art supplies 🥰
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“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
Just saw a Japanese doll artist is opening preorders for something I really want, but my joy is completely sapped because I know I'd have to pay tariffs on top of the eliminated demininis exception. Just a little sprinkle on the shit sundae that is the US right now.
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Just saw a Japanese doll artist is opening preorders for something I really want, but my joy is completely sapped because I know I'd have to pay tariffs on top of the eliminated demininis exception. Just a little sprinkle on the shit sundae that is the US right now.
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A few people have been like “YOU WROTE A BOOK??” today so apologies for the spam but here it is again, all 100k words of it.
(I promise once we hit the new year you’ll never have to hear about it again. I PROMISE.)
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
(I promise once we hit the new year you’ll never have to hear about it again. I PROMISE.)
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A few people have been like “YOU WROTE A BOOK??” today so apologies for the spam but here it is again, all 100k words of it.
(I promise once we hit the new year you’ll never have to hear about it again. I PROMISE.)
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
(I promise once we hit the new year you’ll never have to hear about it again. I PROMISE.)
archiveofourown.org/works/759982...
First shoelace (and first inkle loom project) is off the loom!
December 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
First shoelace (and first inkle loom project) is off the loom!
If I had to design a creepy cosmic horror event that also involves stones it would be a screening of Picnic at Hanging Rock followed by a reading of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble.
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If I had to design a creepy cosmic horror event that also involves stones it would be a screening of Picnic at Hanging Rock followed by a reading of Sylvester and the Magic Pebble.
Sucks that Mr Sparrow has to work a 24-hour shift for Christmas but he sends me the Christmas baby count so that's kinda fun (currently, 3).
December 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sucks that Mr Sparrow has to work a 24-hour shift for Christmas but he sends me the Christmas baby count so that's kinda fun (currently, 3).
Solidarity to everyone with an annoying relative who apparently is now very into AI.
"You could put all of Sparrow's poetry and it would write just like her!"
I'm not even mad because it's not like they understand contemporary poetry, much less what makes it good lol.
"You could put all of Sparrow's poetry and it would write just like her!"
I'm not even mad because it's not like they understand contemporary poetry, much less what makes it good lol.
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Solidarity to everyone with an annoying relative who apparently is now very into AI.
"You could put all of Sparrow's poetry and it would write just like her!"
I'm not even mad because it's not like they understand contemporary poetry, much less what makes it good lol.
"You could put all of Sparrow's poetry and it would write just like her!"
I'm not even mad because it's not like they understand contemporary poetry, much less what makes it good lol.
One motivation for slowly switching from streaming to physical media is I'd no longer have to dodge shitty Disney+ kids shows with toddler-appealing thumbnails every time I try to put on a movie for him.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
One motivation for slowly switching from streaming to physical media is I'd no longer have to dodge shitty Disney+ kids shows with toddler-appealing thumbnails every time I try to put on a movie for him.
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Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
My little sister is playing RuneScape what fucking year is this.
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My little sister is playing RuneScape what fucking year is this.
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iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
Archivists Posted the 60 Minutes CECOT Segment Bari Weiss Killed
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
www.404media.co
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
iCloud, Mega, and as a torrent. Archivists have uploaded the 60 Minutes episode Bari Weiss spiked.
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This cute dragon is ready to have some fun 💕
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/eaa2100ee5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Dragon #Fantasy
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/eaa2100ee5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Dragon #Fantasy
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This cute dragon is ready to have some fun 💕
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/eaa2100ee5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Dragon #Fantasy
Shop: ko-fi.com/s/eaa2100ee5
#CharacterDesign #TraditionalArt #Dragon #Fantasy
In Alice in Wonderland (1951) she sings "Would reside in fancy little houses /
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers" with trousers pronounced trow-zis to rhyme with houses. What accent does this. I don't believe it exists.
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers" with trousers pronounced trow-zis to rhyme with houses. What accent does this. I don't believe it exists.
December 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In Alice in Wonderland (1951) she sings "Would reside in fancy little houses /
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers" with trousers pronounced trow-zis to rhyme with houses. What accent does this. I don't believe it exists.
And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers" with trousers pronounced trow-zis to rhyme with houses. What accent does this. I don't believe it exists.
I seriously have the most polite toddler. If anyone comes to visit: "I'm so glad you could make it! I missed you."
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I seriously have the most polite toddler. If anyone comes to visit: "I'm so glad you could make it! I missed you."
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December 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My friend after episode 1: it's okay. I'm interested, but I think I like seeing more emotion during sex? And they're just too emotionally immature.
My friend after episode 5: here's a link to every interview with the cast and author and I've watched the Scott Kip kiss 20 times.
My friend after episode 5: here's a link to every interview with the cast and author and I've watched the Scott Kip kiss 20 times.
Thank you to Heated Rivalry for getting me and my best friend from college (gay man) texting back and forth more than we have in a while 🥹
December 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My friend after episode 1: it's okay. I'm interested, but I think I like seeing more emotion during sex? And they're just too emotionally immature.
My friend after episode 5: here's a link to every interview with the cast and author and I've watched the Scott Kip kiss 20 times.
My friend after episode 5: here's a link to every interview with the cast and author and I've watched the Scott Kip kiss 20 times.