Sparrow Bagley
@sparrowbagley.bsky.social
Yorkshireman & dog lover. Road, gravel & MTB. House, breakbeat and anything 303. I try not to be nasty.
Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nice long dog walk across Ilkley Moor today. I'd like to think that if someone excavated underneath the Calf rock, they'd find the remains of an intrepid, but unfortunate pre-historic boulderer.
I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I live near Pudsey and the weather here today was the coldest, wettest, rain imaginable. I wouldn't drag my dog out on a day like this.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
Sara Cox deserves a medal for what she's done.
It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
It stinks like a wet ashtray outside. I'm not looking forward to cycling in to work tomorrow.
I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow.
How's your weekend going?
How's your weekend going?
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I got bum-rushed by 6 ravenous pigs today and had to fend them off with a wheelbarrow.
How's your weekend going?
How's your weekend going?
Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just received an email that ended with "I hope you have a pleasant day ahead" and I can't help but think its some kind of veiled threat.
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October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Sadly, there's a lot to be said for Marina Hyde's analysis here. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Please rebloop to raise awareness.
Just saw someone refer to posting on Bluesky as skeeting. Surely blooping is better? Kate blooped, Amy reblooped it, and now everyone has been blooping all day about it!
October 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Please rebloop to raise awareness.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What makes you proud to be British? For me, this is right up there.
Tradespeople working in my house today and they've brought their own radio. I am listening to normal people's music over the sound of drilling.
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Tradespeople working in my house today and they've brought their own radio. I am listening to normal people's music over the sound of drilling.
I bought a toaster. I don't recall ever owning a toaster before. I am 55 years old.
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I bought a toaster. I don't recall ever owning a toaster before. I am 55 years old.
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I think he's got it covered.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
October 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I think he's got it covered.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
Good morning everyone.
☕️☕️☕️.
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Apparently, today is Black Dog Day.
October 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Apparently, today is Black Dog Day.
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
It's been 15 hours since I last handled tripe (dog food) and I can still smell it.
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's been 15 hours since I last handled tripe (dog food) and I can still smell it.
Gas man confirmed that there is definitely a gas leak in my house, on my side of the meter "somewhere under the concrete floor in the porch".
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Gas man confirmed that there is definitely a gas leak in my house, on my side of the meter "somewhere under the concrete floor in the porch".
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
So, I guess no new gaming PC for me this year.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus