Goldilocs.
@soundslikekea.blacksky.app
Antisocially social. R&B lover 🎶 Whisky drinker 🥃 Tree smoker 🍃
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Idc what your stance is, if you don't protect children no matter their gender, you should be dropped face first into a giant shredder.
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I’m sorry to laugh. But how you gone be mad you lost the stutter off and then dump her???
Lmao you dead wrong
Lmao you dead wrong
This one is fucked up. She had a stutter and it was worse than mine, but I was koo with it cuz I have one too.
Until we went on our 2nd date. Her stutter activated while talking to the waiter. I tried to step in to help & mine started. We both sounded like cars with no gas. In that moment I said
Until we went on our 2nd date. Her stutter activated while talking to the waiter. I tried to step in to help & mine started. We both sounded like cars with no gas. In that moment I said
(Stealing flagrantly from @labeautenoire3.bsky.social)
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
Fellas: i feel like laughing, give me times that women gave yall the ick
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I’m sorry to laugh. But how you gone be mad you lost the stutter off and then dump her???
Lmao you dead wrong
Lmao you dead wrong
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damn. i should've went to law school.
i'd be so rich.
i'd be so rich.
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
OpenAI launches ChatGPT Health, encouraging users to connect their medical records
But it’s “not intended for diagnosis or treatment.”
buff.ly
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
damn. i should've went to law school.
i'd be so rich.
i'd be so rich.
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ICE murdered that woman
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
ICE murdered that woman
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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hey, if you can't do 25 pushups, that's ok but if you're without any physical disabilities, i need you to be able to do at least ONE. it's for health sake. what if you fall over? how you gonna get up? mobility & strength = longevity.
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
hey, if you can't do 25 pushups, that's ok but if you're without any physical disabilities, i need you to be able to do at least ONE. it's for health sake. what if you fall over? how you gonna get up? mobility & strength = longevity.
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I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I am aware of a shooting involving an ICE agent at 34th Street & Portland. The presence of federal immigration enforcement agents is causing chaos in our city. We’re demanding ICE to leave the city immediately. We stand rock solid with our immigrant and refugee communities.
Man fuck this cake 😒
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Man fuck this cake 😒
The people on reddit said to heat the icing slightly and whisk like hell for 8-10 minutes. I'll give it a shot
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
The people on reddit said to heat the icing slightly and whisk like hell for 8-10 minutes. I'll give it a shot
My icing came out lumpy cause I thought the cream cheese was soft enough. It was not 😭
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
My icing came out lumpy cause I thought the cream cheese was soft enough. It was not 😭
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A lot of my food intolerances ✨mystically vanish✨ when I travel abroad but return the moment I eat anything in the states.
It was the main reason I wanted to live abroad.
It was the main reason I wanted to live abroad.
Dystopian moment of the day:
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
A lot of my food intolerances ✨mystically vanish✨ when I travel abroad but return the moment I eat anything in the states.
It was the main reason I wanted to live abroad.
It was the main reason I wanted to live abroad.
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Dystopian moment of the day:
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Dystopian moment of the day:
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
So many US food items are banned in other countries because of the cancer causing dyes, that my cousins overseas in Europe and Africa will ask me for things like “skittles or fruit loops” because they don’t have access to it.
Or if they do, it’s not the same formula.
I hope everyone is doing their best to mask & stay healthy cause this flu going around is no joke. Every other person i talk to is getting it or getting over it
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I hope everyone is doing their best to mask & stay healthy cause this flu going around is no joke. Every other person i talk to is getting it or getting over it
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Bake that joint and throw some honey on top?????
brie cheese be HITTIN >>>>>
January 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Bake that joint and throw some honey on top?????
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Things you shouldn’t have expectations of when halving a kid:
•Skin tone
•Gender
•Height
•Pretty much any other immutable trait
Have zero expectations and love that human just for existing!
•Skin tone
•Gender
•Height
•Pretty much any other immutable trait
Have zero expectations and love that human just for existing!
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Things you shouldn’t have expectations of when halving a kid:
•Skin tone
•Gender
•Height
•Pretty much any other immutable trait
Have zero expectations and love that human just for existing!
•Skin tone
•Gender
•Height
•Pretty much any other immutable trait
Have zero expectations and love that human just for existing!
I'm going to attempt a strawberry cake cheesecake sometime this week. A strawberry cake with a cheesecake layer in the middle. I was originally going to get a cake from Juniors then realized I just wanna make it
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I'm going to attempt a strawberry cake cheesecake sometime this week. A strawberry cake with a cheesecake layer in the middle. I was originally going to get a cake from Juniors then realized I just wanna make it
Asking dumbass questions and we have no Black mutuals? Blocked.
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Asking dumbass questions and we have no Black mutuals? Blocked.
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
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January 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Big KRIT or Raphael Saadiq
If you made a song, who would you want to produce it?
I think I would want Mustard, Pharrell or Babyface
I think I would want Mustard, Pharrell or Babyface
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Big KRIT or Raphael Saadiq
Even though I'll still getting married, I wanna know why y'all married people act like that. Mfs act like they're being held hostage with a mf they chose
January 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Even though I'll still getting married, I wanna know why y'all married people act like that. Mfs act like they're being held hostage with a mf they chose
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I need Jerry Springer to come back
So they were both legally married?
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I need Jerry Springer to come back
Yikes! That's why he yeeted his own account? Smfh
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Yikes! That's why he yeeted his own account? Smfh
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Sisqo ain’t lie that debut album was fire
Why did everybody get mad at Sisqo saying he could sing every other male artist out at the time under the table on 106 and Park when he actually could outsing most of his contemporaries at the time?
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Sisqo ain’t lie that debut album was fire
Way too many Dr visits just to receive some papers
January 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Way too many Dr visits just to receive some papers
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ST PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Tim Walz, Democrats' 2024 vice presidential candidate, says he will not run for a third term as Minnesota governor.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ST PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Tim Walz, Democrats' 2024 vice presidential candidate, says he will not run for a third term as Minnesota governor.