Fanny Majeure
sorchad.bsky.social
Fanny Majeure
@sorchad.bsky.social
Born Awkward.
Haver of enormous crushes
Middle aged meddler.
Client of SW
https://www.smutbuttons.com/guides/womens-guide-to-booking-sex-workers
When a job description asks for attention to detail and you use examples of finding typos on their website. Somehow you do not get the job?
January 28, 2026 at 12:22 PM
In less than a week I begin my 50th year and the current contents of my pockets are:
- Assorted beer mats x 7 (a gift FOR me)
- Myki card x 2 (lost/found/stolen)
- Tetleys Teabags, Extra Strong x 2 ( a gift FROM me)

#StayWeird
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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the new year
January 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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After sharing a list of tips for companions on how to move their audience from X to Bsky, a number of lovely clients asked me to do the same from their side. So clients and admirers, this one’s for you:
January 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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🕯️ 17th December is the International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.

We have prepared resources so you can honour their memory alongside us:
nationaluglymugs.org/internationa...

There are 242 people on NUM's memorial card. Please share ❤️

#IDEVASW #IDEVASW25 #DoMoreThanSayTheirNames
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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📻 6.50pm NDIS & sx work
Presenter James Harkness interviews two sx workers, @pixiefern.bsky.social and @kaisilver.com.au, about the NDIS changes which occurred in October 2024, which now prevent people with disabilities from using their NDIS funds to pay for sx workers.
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I like this bingo card. 2026 bucket list ahoy!
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Too much skin for a work Xmas do?
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I received a beautiful compliment at work today. That my hair has grown into a messy shag, and looks like bed hair. This is EXACTLY what I hoped for. I usually resist appearance based compliments but I let this one through to the keeper.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Lord/Lady grant me the memory to drink enough water, power to get in the pool twice a week and freedom to cry when I need to.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Today, Intersex Day of Solidarity (also termed Intersex Day of Remembrance) we have big news: the InterLink psychosocial support service is officially accredited under national quality and safety standards for digital mental health services

www.starobserver.com.au/news/interse...
Intersex Support Service 'InterLink' Has Received Three-Year Accreditation Status - Star Observer
InterLink, a community-controlled support service for intersex people, has been officially accredited for the next three years.
www.starobserver.com.au
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm fascinated by the myth of hyperindividualism, appearing in the movies where One Important person makes a stirring speech and sways the tide of opinion and immediate action to inevitably succeed. Braveheart, Avatar, Independence Day.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This is real. I have been a sex worker for over 30 years now, and I have made more money in every passing decade. Especially if you stay in the same city for most of the time, you develop long term client relationships, and new people approaching you see that you’re a established person in the space
If you’re a sw in your 20s, please don’t let anyone tell you it gets worse as you get older. Everything (the clients, the money, your intuition) gets so much better the longer you do this. Sure the first year or so is very sink-or-swim, but once you have the experience, it gets infinitely better
July 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm teaching my cute little class again on how to book a Provider without making rookie errors..well, without making the ones I made!

Features:
Anonymous questions!
Candid, but useful experience
Expert Resources
& Where to start

You can keep your camera off and use a pseudonym if you prefer.
Demystifying Sex Work: How To Book Your First Session (Online)
Buy Tickets on Humanitix - Demystifying Sex Work: How To Book Your First Session (Online) hosted by Laneway Learning . Online. Tuesday 2nd December 2025. Find event information.
events.humanitix.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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FYI if you have a Spotify membership, Indivisible is asking people to cancel until they stop running ICE recruitment ads. Instructions on how to do it here: www.youtube.com/shorts/TKp7c...
Tutorial: How to cancel your Spotify subscription
YouTube video by Indivisible
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October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Anyone else tryna hide their Halloween spending and slutty accessories crafty from their live in life partner? No, just me then. This has to be a sign, possibly of my witchy powers.
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Happy(?) World Menopause Day to those who celebrate.
As it's World Menopause Day tomorrow, check out these resources for LGBTQIA+ people. So much of the menopause information out there is cisgendered-focused so it's great to find a place that acknowledges this and offers support to all people www.queermenopause.com/resources-1
Menopause resources for LGBTQIA+ people — Queer / LGBTQIA+ Menopause
Inclusive menopause resources for LGBTQIA+ people and those not served by mainstream information
www.queermenopause.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
4 truths and a lie.

Outfits I have worn to my friendly local sex club.

- Outsize Pajamas and slippers

- Collar and a cape

- thigh high black boots and studded pasties

- Bathers (two piece)

- Knee socks, lacy knickers and a cropped tee
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Submission isn't gendered.

Submission isn't gendered.

Submission isn't gendered.

Submission isn't gendered.

Submission isn't gendered.
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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We are excited to promote a GoFundMe for an incredible new book project, Defending Bodies.

Every contribution helps bring this important book to life and strengthens a growing global movement for intersex justice.

www.gofundme.com/f/4h3bv4?att...
Donate to Support Global Intersex Voices in First-Ever Book Anthology!, organized by Kimberly Zieselman
Hi! I am Kimberly Zieselman, an internationally renowned inte… Kimberly Zieselman needs your support for Support Global Intersex Voices in First-Ever Book Anthology!
www.gofundme.com
October 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
There's no "standard" way to experience pain. I reckon a few other professions/ repetitive hobbyists (runners, weightlifters, knitters) might have some interesting findings. Is it the music or assigning meaning to the pain of repetition (practice/drills/experience).
“… the musicians' brains responded differently to pain. Their training seems to have given them a kind of buffer against the usual negative effects, both in how much pain they felt and in how their brain's motor areas reacted.”

#scicomm
#music
#pain

www.sciencealert.com/musicians-do...
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Musicians Don't Feel Pain Like The Rest of Us, Surprising Study Reveals
It's well known that learning to play an instrument can offer benefits beyond just musical ability.
www.sciencealert.com
September 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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“… the musicians' brains responded differently to pain. Their training seems to have given them a kind of buffer against the usual negative effects, both in how much pain they felt and in how their brain's motor areas reacted.”

#scicomm
#music
#pain

www.sciencealert.com/musicians-do...
🧪 🧠 🎶
Musicians Don't Feel Pain Like The Rest of Us, Surprising Study Reveals
It's well known that learning to play an instrument can offer benefits beyond just musical ability.
www.sciencealert.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I've been reading some fantasy smut. The kink based magic system has its own internal logic with some caveats. But I'll never forgive the license taken with HUMAN anatomy! Nothing breaks the spell quicker. How can a nose be in anyone's navel if I've got my gob all the way down to the base of a peen?
September 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM