Cpt Fanny Majeure
sorchad.bsky.social
Cpt Fanny Majeure
@sorchad.bsky.social
Born Awkward.
Haver of enormous crushes
Middle aged meddler.
Client of SW
https://www.smutbuttons.com/guides/womens-guide-to-booking-sex-workers
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Swoon!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm determined to think of my life's contribution as simultaneously not that big a deal and also about more than me.
November 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I've worked in a number of organisations where An important high up person does marginal legacy planning to hand over the reins. Not during their tenure, so they can rest or take leave entitlements. Even sick leave! When their long service leave ripens, its a disaster!
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Obviously fantastic, all bums are good bums. X
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is so wholesome
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is GOLD!
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Mine is no one under 30 years old. Because I AM on the ancient side and go into Aunty Mode too easily. Also, ageism exists in the industry, and I don't subscribe to young = beautiful.
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hahaha! I had to wait 3 years for @leolockwood.bsky.social to reach my minimum age requirements.
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My libido went the other way. Anecdotally, it does bounce back afterwards. Hold Fast through the storm. X
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Thank you!
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My local perves meet just after midday. All wrapped up by 5pm yesterday and home in time for tea!
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I've had them since I bloomed at 11. Lower back, hips, boobs, and inner thighs. Totes regular!!
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Rats! I'll miss out on this one. :(
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thanks, Mr B!
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm off to see the Waifs live on the weekend, with me mam.
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM