Cpt Fanny Majeure
sorchad.bsky.social
Cpt Fanny Majeure
@sorchad.bsky.social
Born Awkward.
Haver of enormous crushes
Middle aged meddler.
Client of SW
https://www.smutbuttons.com/guides/womens-guide-to-booking-sex-workers
Lord/Lady grant me the memory to drink enough water, power to get in the pool twice a week and freedom to cry when I need to.
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Anyone else tryna hide their Halloween spending and slutty accessories crafty from their live in life partner? No, just me then. This has to be a sign, possibly of my witchy powers.
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Never in a million years did I think I would get to experience compersion for my Husband's NRE. But here we are, he's head over heels for a geriatric rescue Staffy. #PrettyPrincess #BestGirl #SupremeBeing
July 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM