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@sorblaze.northsky.social
they/them 🏳️⚧️, I lift weights, listen to Kpop, and watch Roller Derby (and some other sports) also I’m older and autistic
Pinned
This is great context
I only learned the word from the NES game I had
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabal_(...
I only learned the word from the NES game I had
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabal_(...
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is great context
I only learned the word from the NES game I had
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabal_(...
I only learned the word from the NES game I had
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabal_(...
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babe r u ok? i am stabbing you with a big knife
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
babe r u ok? i am stabbing you with a big knife
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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something dumb 4 fun. SMASH THE MIRROR @maffewgregg.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
something dumb 4 fun. SMASH THE MIRROR @maffewgregg.bsky.social
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oh yeah, i didn't understand why everything i did or said was wrong- but it was obvious to everyone that i was different and needed to be ~corrected~
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
oh yeah, i didn't understand why everything i did or said was wrong- but it was obvious to everyone that i was different and needed to be ~corrected~
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Honestly, I think @pornhub.com is acting stricter toward me because I’m creating queer porn. That’s it. Because there is SO MUCH mommy domme content on the site
![[ASMR] Mommy Dom Pegging Leads to
Breeding your Hole [Audio Roleplay]...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hknazlbtwv5thavb7uw52xjz/bafkreifzk6e3xx3u3h5y3u6q4ccvlzu2jky3idyzs4pl2eljvz4odjbkmq@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Honestly, I think @pornhub.com is acting stricter toward me because I’m creating queer porn. That’s it. Because there is SO MUCH mommy domme content on the site
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Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
Finally beat unrivaled Chronos, bonded with Nem, Artemis, Eris, Arachne, and Hecate. Not sure there’s anything else in the game to do.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Finally beat unrivaled Chronos, bonded with Nem, Artemis, Eris, Arachne, and Hecate. Not sure there’s anything else in the game to do.
You can’t even sleep late anymore, because of WOKE
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You can’t even sleep late anymore, because of WOKE
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we have GOT to stop thinking about this in terms of hypocrisy because that's not what's going on! we NEED to understand why pedo apologia is so rampant in anti-trans pseudoscience, why abuse is so rampant in the home, why child marriage is still legal across the country etc.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 AM
we have GOT to stop thinking about this in terms of hypocrisy because that's not what's going on! we NEED to understand why pedo apologia is so rampant in anti-trans pseudoscience, why abuse is so rampant in the home, why child marriage is still legal across the country etc.
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when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
when you understand that patriarchy views children as sexual property it all makes sense. there's no hypocrisy. exposure to queerness & transness threatens to "corrupt" the father's property, to "lead them astray" into self-determination, to taint their future sexual value. CSA is permissible as >
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
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fascination with kitchencels led us to talk about the modern iteration of incel communities and how they punish themselves by excluding enjoyment from simple things like eating food
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
fascination with kitchencels led us to talk about the modern iteration of incel communities and how they punish themselves by excluding enjoyment from simple things like eating food
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PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
PORN IS ART, PORN IS GOOD, PEOPLE MAKING PORN IS A SIGN OF A HEALTHY SOCIETY
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the aura he exudes…..
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the aura he exudes…..
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November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’
WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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The problem is the very bodies of the mainstream media are in these emails literally conspiring with Epstein. It's an insane amount of journalists and editors who had massive scoops that would have been front page news and provoked further investigation.
So everyone SHOULD assume the worst.
So everyone SHOULD assume the worst.
One caution I'd offer as everyone goes through these emails is that *Jeffrey Epstein* (of all people) saying something in an email does not automatically make it true!
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The problem is the very bodies of the mainstream media are in these emails literally conspiring with Epstein. It's an insane amount of journalists and editors who had massive scoops that would have been front page news and provoked further investigation.
So everyone SHOULD assume the worst.
So everyone SHOULD assume the worst.
Not much of an evangelist myself, but if I was to do it about anything it’d be about deadlift
Have you heard the good word about Posterior Chain?
Have you heard the good word about Posterior Chain?
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Not much of an evangelist myself, but if I was to do it about anything it’d be about deadlift
Have you heard the good word about Posterior Chain?
Have you heard the good word about Posterior Chain?
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The way people like this are allergic to saying "we fucked up" but will dive full-throatedly into variations on "we absolutely suck at our jobs and are proud of that" continues to mystify me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The way people like this are allergic to saying "we fucked up" but will dive full-throatedly into variations on "we absolutely suck at our jobs and are proud of that" continues to mystify me.
McBride is not our friend
i finally transcribed mcbride's latest podcast and she is nothing if not slobberingly dedicated to blaming trans genocide on trans shitposters
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
McBride is not our friend
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
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Here's what has happened:
The Democrats have convinced themselves they don't need to listen to trans people anymore (yes, i know, stick with me) because they have their own trans whisperer in the House now, who will nod along and speak solicitously about us to the media on our behalf. 😒
The Democrats have convinced themselves they don't need to listen to trans people anymore (yes, i know, stick with me) because they have their own trans whisperer in the House now, who will nod along and speak solicitously about us to the media on our behalf. 😒
i finally transcribed mcbride's latest podcast and she is nothing if not slobberingly dedicated to blaming trans genocide on trans shitposters
August 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Here's what has happened:
The Democrats have convinced themselves they don't need to listen to trans people anymore (yes, i know, stick with me) because they have their own trans whisperer in the House now, who will nod along and speak solicitously about us to the media on our behalf. 😒
The Democrats have convinced themselves they don't need to listen to trans people anymore (yes, i know, stick with me) because they have their own trans whisperer in the House now, who will nod along and speak solicitously about us to the media on our behalf. 😒