Kevin Sonney
@sonney.com
Host and Chief Chicken Wranger at Productivity Alchemy, husband of T. Kingfisher, live music enthusiast.
Podcast: https://productivityalchemy.com
ChickenCam: https://twitch.tv/ksonney
Podcast: https://productivityalchemy.com
ChickenCam: https://twitch.tv/ksonney
My beloved PotPie, Sentry Rooster and gentle giant Black Cochin, has gone to the coop in the sky. He is God’s chicken now, and lives on through his son Diablo, and his daughters Mystique and Dazzler.
2021-2025
2021-2025
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My beloved PotPie, Sentry Rooster and gentle giant Black Cochin, has gone to the coop in the sky. He is God’s chicken now, and lives on through his son Diablo, and his daughters Mystique and Dazzler.
2021-2025
2021-2025
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The average Peruvian viper kills zero people a year, Murderita the Viper with her 27,000 kills was a statistical aberration and should not have been counted.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The average Peruvian viper kills zero people a year, Murderita the Viper with her 27,000 kills was a statistical aberration and should not have been counted.
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I want to point out that this guy gave a long-ass speech just a few days ago where he said a specific Peruvian viper killed 27,000 people a year so maybe we shouldn't think he's a stickler for data.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I want to point out that this guy gave a long-ass speech just a few days ago where he said a specific Peruvian viper killed 27,000 people a year so maybe we shouldn't think he's a stickler for data.
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every accusation is a confessionnnnnnn
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
every accusation is a confessionnnnnnn
There is enough historical precedence to illustrate the outcomes below. Appease the right, and they will ask for and take more time after time, until there is nothing left.
Fuck “civil debate”, hold these shits accountable to their faces in as uncivil, accurate, and truthful terms possible.
Fuck “civil debate”, hold these shits accountable to their faces in as uncivil, accurate, and truthful terms possible.
There is only one side that needs to quit their shit. It ain't the left.
If the right stops their nazi bullshit, then... hey, the world gets better, fewer people hurt.
If the left stops... the right will stomp on them and hurt more people.
This isn't goddamned algebra.
If the right stops their nazi bullshit, then... hey, the world gets better, fewer people hurt.
If the left stops... the right will stomp on them and hurt more people.
This isn't goddamned algebra.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There is enough historical precedence to illustrate the outcomes below. Appease the right, and they will ask for and take more time after time, until there is nothing left.
Fuck “civil debate”, hold these shits accountable to their faces in as uncivil, accurate, and truthful terms possible.
Fuck “civil debate”, hold these shits accountable to their faces in as uncivil, accurate, and truthful terms possible.
Tonight I am at @launchpadabq.bsky.social for @laurenbabic.bsky.social and @mixiofficialmusic.bsky.social and Eyes Set to Kill!!
The pre-show music so far is Joy Division. I approve.
The pre-show music so far is Joy Division. I approve.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Tonight I am at @launchpadabq.bsky.social for @laurenbabic.bsky.social and @mixiofficialmusic.bsky.social and Eyes Set to Kill!!
The pre-show music so far is Joy Division. I approve.
The pre-show music so far is Joy Division. I approve.
TIL they make an electric slanket and TBH if owning one means I am old y’all can kiss my old ass
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
TIL they make an electric slanket and TBH if owning one means I am old y’all can kiss my old ass
Weather delays means I do not get home before dinner as planned. :(
OTOH, the lounges in Atlanta are a good way to spend a (now) 5-6 hour layover…..
OTOH, the lounges in Atlanta are a good way to spend a (now) 5-6 hour layover…..
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Weather delays means I do not get home before dinner as planned. :(
OTOH, the lounges in Atlanta are a good way to spend a (now) 5-6 hour layover…..
OTOH, the lounges in Atlanta are a good way to spend a (now) 5-6 hour layover…..
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The term in the UK for a person rudely listening to something without headphones is 'sodcasting', and I think we can find a close variant.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The term in the UK for a person rudely listening to something without headphones is 'sodcasting', and I think we can find a close variant.
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"Yammerhead Shark"?
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"Yammerhead Shark"?
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Orbiturd, perhaps?
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Orbiturd, perhaps?
Hello RDU. You are grey and chilly and damp.
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hello RDU. You are grey and chilly and damp.
Is there a name for the person in the lounge/cafe/workspace that is having a loud animated discussion on their headphones while orbiting the room/space?
There is one of these here now and by the third loop I was ready to send them into a much higher orbit…
There is one of these here now and by the third loop I was ready to send them into a much higher orbit…
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is there a name for the person in the lounge/cafe/workspace that is having a loud animated discussion on their headphones while orbiting the room/space?
There is one of these here now and by the third loop I was ready to send them into a much higher orbit…
There is one of these here now and by the third loop I was ready to send them into a much higher orbit…
5+ Inches of snow here yesterday, and it is beautiful.
The chickens, however, will not leave their coop. I can't blame them.
The chickens, however, will not leave their coop. I can't blame them.
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
5+ Inches of snow here yesterday, and it is beautiful.
The chickens, however, will not leave their coop. I can't blame them.
The chickens, however, will not leave their coop. I can't blame them.
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at first the idea of taco bell insurance sounded great, because when it’s 3am and you need a taco supreme you don’t want to worry about a big bill, but taco premiums have gotten out of control, and prices at the bell are absurd because they expect to be negotiated down, so you have to have insurance
December 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
at first the idea of taco bell insurance sounded great, because when it’s 3am and you need a taco supreme you don’t want to worry about a big bill, but taco premiums have gotten out of control, and prices at the bell are absurd because they expect to be negotiated down, so you have to have insurance
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I blame @tkingfisher.com for this being stuck in my head for the last couple days: youtu.be/5n5wYrHhIKE
Metal Gear Solid 3- Snake Eater Cover by Lacey Johnson
YouTube video by Lacey Johnson Music
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I blame @tkingfisher.com for this being stuck in my head for the last couple days: youtu.be/5n5wYrHhIKE
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average home buyer age is 59 which means that genx is achieving their dream of owning their very own garden house to drink from
December 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
average home buyer age is 59 which means that genx is achieving their dream of owning their very own garden house to drink from
My day had hardly begun when I had to deal with WAY too much excrement. OTOH, I have shipped a box, taken out the garbage, taken care of the dishes, and been in the weekly ps review meeting...
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My day had hardly begun when I had to deal with WAY too much excrement. OTOH, I have shipped a box, taken out the garbage, taken care of the dishes, and been in the weekly ps review meeting...
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lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
I wish more people didn't get mad because "why can't I have $1000 a month for nothing!"
And instead went "why not universal basic income?"
And instead went "why not universal basic income?"
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
lol you'll never convince me a huge part of the reluctance isn't that there's no legal way to make UBI white-only.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
Lotta white people in this country are happy to lose as long as nobody Black or brown wins.
It me. I'm the light blue one, and @tkingfisher.com is the dark blue one....
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It me. I'm the light blue one, and @tkingfisher.com is the dark blue one....
The only surprising part of this story is that it isn't in FL or OH.
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The only surprising part of this story is that it isn't in FL or OH.
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There needs to be a collection called Fabulous Hat Tales.
November 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
There needs to be a collection called Fabulous Hat Tales.
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As a Certified Disney Princess, I believe you have the ability to sic various beasts upon your lovely wife's foe.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
a bunch of mice are laying on the ground with nova in blue
Alt: an expanding group of Rodentia
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
As a Certified Disney Princess, I believe you have the ability to sic various beasts upon your lovely wife's foe.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
I am watching my wife not destroying a fellow panelist and it is awe inspiring the amount of self control she is burning through right now.
I would not test her later today, though.
I would not test her later today, though.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I am watching my wife not destroying a fellow panelist and it is awe inspiring the amount of self control she is burning through right now.
I would not test her later today, though.
I would not test her later today, though.
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I do like pears.
If you want to argue with strangers all day instead of having fun on social media, that's your kink, not mine.
If you want to argue with strangers all day instead of having fun on social media, that's your kink, not mine.
November 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I do like pears.
If you want to argue with strangers all day instead of having fun on social media, that's your kink, not mine.
If you want to argue with strangers all day instead of having fun on social media, that's your kink, not mine.