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Nicky
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Westcountry maid, adopted Scouser. Knits, bakes, knows all the words to Jerusalem. Retired Novavax lab rat.
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Here’s a Mani story that he told when I interviewed him. He’d got up on a morning and there was no milk or bread in the house, so he went to the machine to see if he had any money. He thought he had about eight quid. Two million sat in his current account - his share of Heaton Park, the first time.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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It took me a good 30 seconds of staring at this photo to realise that I wasn't absolutely hammered and/or hallucinating. #theashes
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The silver lining of Trump's rudeness is a fine gif to use for Steve Smith's Ashes press conferences.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Google doesn't listen to everything you do.

In my new novel I mention a bus terminal in Ohio. I haven't published it. It's just in a Word document on my PC.

Now Google is asking me to review the bus terminal, because it thinks I visited it.

Google doesn't listen to everything you do.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Yeah. What Emma Thompson said.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This cartoon gets more and more relevant with every passing day
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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New:

On 1xBet, the strange and shady company which has become rapidly more visible across tennis in 2025 despite *many* reasons for tours, tournaments, and federations to steer clear of its mess.

Lots of odd details here, free for all to read at Bounces:

www.benrothenberg.com/p/1xbet-tenn...
Bottom Dollar
On the shady practices of 1xBet, and its rapidly growing presence across tennis.
www.benrothenberg.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The best short ghost story ever.
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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TL;DR:
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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Author wrote best book he's ever written.
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.

Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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There's an exclusive, closed-to-media MAHA summit tomorrow. Here's the full agenda I was leaked

In attendance will be JD Vance, RFK Jr, Bhattacharya, Makary, actor Russell Brand (who is facing rape and sexual assault charges), and dozens of other MAHA influencers and people in Trump's orbit
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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If it’s not called And Another Thing don’t bother
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'

"We'll see"
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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We’ve made this investigation free to read because so many people in Sheffield are affected by this story.

Our journalists have been knocking on doors for weeks and we’ve had to employ lawyers because of the legal threats made against us.

We can only do this kind of journalism with your support.
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”

Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived
Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Five minutes into #RaceAcrossTheWorld and I already want Anita Rani's dad to win.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Every single woman you know has had this happen to her. Even the goddamn president of Mexico.
Brava: “If I don’t file a complaint, then what message does that send to all Mexican women?” Ms. Sheinbaum said at her daily news conference, noting sexual harassment was a crime… “If this can happen to the president, what’s going to happen to all the young women & women across our country?”
Mexico’s President Presses Charges Against Man Who Groped Her on the Street
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I am going to break one of this account’s cardinal rules, which is not to have political posts on here, especially not about *them*. But I was intrigued by the erotic novel at the centre of the story and went to see if it was any good. (Spoiler: Ha ha ha ha haaaargh)
Reform facing legal challenges over treatment of members
Embattled Reform UK council leader Linden Kemkaran and her party face legal challenges by two former members.
www.kentonline.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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These will go quickly - if you can join me on 3rd Dec in London, then grab a free ticket quickly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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139 female cricketers left the county game between 2024 and 2025 — an enormous talent drain. How did it happen? My article explains. wisdenblog.wordpress.com/2025/10/16/t...
The missing middle
Kit Harris investigates how the county game lost over 100 female players. The ECB’s much-heralded restructure of the women’s game – introducing a fully professional top division, featuring players …
wisdenblog.wordpress.com
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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i feel like i need to share this oldie but a goodie today
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Watching India v West Indies on TNT Sports. Commentators poking fun at Ian Bishop for watching lots of cricket is very revealing.
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM