SomeQueer
@somequeer.bsky.social
30, Sex blogger, toy reviewer. Chronic pain, queer, awkward.
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Realistic skin tones not using cringe-y food names? ✅
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!
Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!
Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Realistic skin tones not using cringe-y food names? ✅
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!
Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...
Irregular, asymmetrical dildo designs? ✅
Mid-shaft thickness for the perfect "full" feeling? ✅
@deesbigdaddies.bsky.social has it all!
Read my review of Big Daddy Dakota here: sydneyscreams.com/dees-big-dad...
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📣 BIG NEWS! 📣
The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!
www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...
It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.
Hope you love it!!
The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!
www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...
It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.
Hope you love it!!
101 Kinky Things Even You Can Do
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. An accessible and fun guide to kinky practices for everyone Everything you wanted to know about kinky practices is covered in this highly entertaining and u...
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November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
📣 BIG NEWS! 📣
The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!
www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...
It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.
Hope you love it!!
The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today!
www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky...
It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely.
Hope you love it!!
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Someone thanked me for being the first (out) non-binary person they saw, which has inspired me to recognize some folks who inspired me early in my career.
Christopher Lee
Papí Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer
Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.
Christopher Lee
Papí Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer
Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Someone thanked me for being the first (out) non-binary person they saw, which has inspired me to recognize some folks who inspired me early in my career.
Christopher Lee
Papí Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer
Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.
Christopher Lee
Papí Coxxx
Drew DeVeaux
Tobi Hill-Meyer
Thread for more info and links to their adult work, a lasting legacy in trans history.
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NEW on the blog:
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
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A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!
Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
girlyjuice.net/review-honey...
A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!
Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
What is the Honey Play Box Vibrosa? Having been in long-distance dynamics for years at a time, I am no stranger to sex toys that are remotely controllable via Bluetooth. This is one of those – and …
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November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
NEW on the blog:
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
girlyjuice.net/review-honey...
A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!
Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!
Review: Honey Play Box Vibrosa
girlyjuice.net/review-honey...
A vibrator that stimulates your G-spot and A-spot simultaneously... AND can be controlled remotely via Bluetooth? Sign me up!
Click through to read my thoughts on this nifty li'l thing from @honeyplaybox.bsky.social!
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Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
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NoFrillDo | funkittoys
NoFrillDo project description and purchase page
funkittoys.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good.
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
funkittoys.com/nofrilldo
Really enjoy the pinpoint stimulation aspect of this, and chronic-pain friendly way of holding! www.somequeer.com/finger-vibe-... #SexToyReview #Vibrator
Finger Vibe 2 Funzze Review - SomeQueer
The Finger Vibe 2 is Funzze’s second iteration of this model. I do not own the first version so this won’t be a comparison to that model, but simply a stand-alone review on the Finger Vibe 2’s own mer...
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November 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Really enjoy the pinpoint stimulation aspect of this, and chronic-pain friendly way of holding! www.somequeer.com/finger-vibe-... #SexToyReview #Vibrator
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sex grinders, grind pads, grinders... whatever you want to call them, I love them! and I want everyone else to love them too!
That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)
That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)
Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders | Sydney Screams
Updated 06/07/25 I know I say it every single time I post about a sex grinder, but I’m saying it again: I love grinders. I love them with or without motors, I love them with or without insertable…
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October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
sex grinders, grind pads, grinders... whatever you want to call them, I love them! and I want everyone else to love them too!
That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)
That's why I wrote "Everything You Need to Know About Sex Grinders" - to help you find grinder options that work for you ;)
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three days left to pick one of these up!
Every year i lead you further from god's light. Candy corn buttplugs have returned to haunt your timeline.
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October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
three days left to pick one of these up!
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So. Much. CANDY CORN! When the drop has dropified and MTO system is officially online, you'll be able to order almost any model you want in our Seasonal Candy Corn Pour! 😍👻🎉 #limitedtime #candydicks #donotnom #dongsky
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
So. Much. CANDY CORN! When the drop has dropified and MTO system is officially online, you'll be able to order almost any model you want in our Seasonal Candy Corn Pour! 😍👻🎉 #limitedtime #candydicks #donotnom #dongsky
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This code is still active!
Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.
Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.
Also, DO NOT TELL MY BOSS, but I made a secret discount code:
Add a small *random pour* Fugu to your order of $75 or more: uberrime.com/collections/...
and use code "FREEGU" at checkout to get it for free. 🤫
Add a small *random pour* Fugu to your order of $75 or more: uberrime.com/collections/...
and use code "FREEGU" at checkout to get it for free. 🤫
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This code is still active!
Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.
Just don't forget, you have to put a random pour Fugu (linked below) into your cart for it to work.
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Hey my new mini #book is officially out on all the usual platforms, including Amazon, B&N, etc. so if you're interested, it's $.99 and has two nifty short stories. #writesky #selfpublished #books #booksky #horror
You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...
You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hey my new mini #book is officially out on all the usual platforms, including Amazon, B&N, etc. so if you're interested, it's $.99 and has two nifty short stories. #writesky #selfpublished #books #booksky #horror
You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...
You can find all purchase links here: olliefoxwrites.wordpress.com/books/#All-A...
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From plug to dildo!
A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.
Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.
Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
September 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
From plug to dildo!
A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.
Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
A Sensi in pearl white, vivid indigo, and shift purple; and a Sensia in pearl white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.
Get either model in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...
It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie.
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#SexToyReview
Rose Bendable Dildo Crassie Review - SomeQueer
Rose Bendable Dildo is a non-realistic dildo, while its general shape is phallic it has a flower head, vines, and leaves. It makes me think of a fae creature.
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September 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s been a minute since I posted a review because I had a surgery. It went well, I am recovered, and will be back to posting semi-regularly. First up is a bendable rose from Crassie.
www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl...
#SexToyReview
www.somequeer.com/rose-bendabl...
#SexToyReview
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Ya'll!!!! I designed a dildo!!!
A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M
A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M
August 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ya'll!!!! I designed a dildo!!!
A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M
A huge thanks to @ppsculptors.bsky.social and @scaledsin.bsky.social for bringing my fantasy dildo to life 😍
Watch my review here: youtu.be/qgthJVE9f2M
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Ryu from @nyoon.com incorporates the strength and majesty of dragons into its design with a thick shaft and prominent scales. It's a challenge, and I can easily say that I like it, although I don’t love it.
Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...
Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...
August 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ryu from @nyoon.com incorporates the strength and majesty of dragons into its design with a thick shaft and prominent scales. It's a challenge, and I can easily say that I like it, although I don’t love it.
Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...
Check out my review here: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-nyoon...
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I did it! My ability to write came back again! 😌
And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁
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And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁
t4toy.com/reviews/blus...
Blush Limited Addiction bullet review - t4toy.com
Can I complain about this bullet? Absolutely. But would I recommend something else instead at this price? Nope, this one’s still a winner!
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July 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I did it! My ability to write came back again! 😌
And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁
t4toy.com/reviews/blus...
And if you need a “bullet” vibrator on a budget, I’ve got one to recommend now. 😁
t4toy.com/reviews/blus...
Looking to pick up something new?
July 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Looking to pick up something new?
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I've got a new review up! It's about the @batbites.bsky.social Aux stroker/prosthetic/mini-penetrable, but it's also about the struggle of jerking off while dealing with gender dysphoria.
Bat Bites Toys Aux stroker review, or: thoughts on jerking off while trans
This review of the Bat Bites Toys Aux stroker, designed by Frost of 3DFrost, is the most difficult review I’ve ever written. Physically, using the Aux was mostly pleasurable. Emotionally, it was u…
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July 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've got a new review up! It's about the @batbites.bsky.social Aux stroker/prosthetic/mini-penetrable, but it's also about the struggle of jerking off while dealing with gender dysphoria.
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Don’t want to have to share this again, but still having little to no luck finding steady work while expenses, bills, and basic needs are really adding up, so anything you can spare as i work to get back on my feet means a lot❤️
Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi
[for Paypal info, DM me]
Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi
[for Paypal info, DM me]
July 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don’t want to have to share this again, but still having little to no luck finding steady work while expenses, bills, and basic needs are really adding up, so anything you can spare as i work to get back on my feet means a lot❤️
Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi
[for Paypal info, DM me]
Venmø: @ ThatChingy
Ca$happ: Bamchi
[for Paypal info, DM me]
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Hey y'all! We're in a bit of a tough situation with our housing right now and I hate to ask, be we need a little help! We're trying to move at the end of this month but large bills are stopping us from being able to afford it
Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕
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Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕
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Support Bat Bites
Support Bat Bites
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July 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey y'all! We're in a bit of a tough situation with our housing right now and I hate to ask, be we need a little help! We're trying to move at the end of this month but large bills are stopping us from being able to afford it
Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕
ko-fi.com/batbites/goa...
Any help is greatly appreciated! 💕
ko-fi.com/batbites/goa...
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Got a new review posted today! 😁
Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right?
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Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right?
t4toy.com/reviews/romp...
Romp Presto review - t4toy.com
Mini wands try to pack a lot of power into a smaller package, but Romp’s Presto wand doesn’t bring the magic. How a vibrator feels is subjective, but I’m not feeling quality here.
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July 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got a new review posted today! 😁
Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right?
t4toy.com/reviews/romp...
Alas, I can’t recommend the Romp Presto… but at least it’s not terrible, right?
t4toy.com/reviews/romp...
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surgery is very soon (2 weeks)!! any donations will go towards covering travel costs + bills post-op! ❤️🩹🏥🩻
GUESS WHO’S GETTING TOP SURGERY
it’s me!! and before my bday!! 🥲
super duper thankful to have this opportunity + get a hot new bangin’ chest 🙂↕️ goodbye forever melons
wanna donate + support me?
check out my gofundme:
gofund.me/fc7fe40e
amazon registry:
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it’s me!! and before my bday!! 🥲
super duper thankful to have this opportunity + get a hot new bangin’ chest 🙂↕️ goodbye forever melons
wanna donate + support me?
check out my gofundme:
gofund.me/fc7fe40e
amazon registry:
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
Donate to help jordan get top surgery!, organized by Jordan Snyder
Hey! It’s me! I’m getting a double mastectomy!
As many of you know, I’ve been transi… Jordan Snyder needs your support for help jordan get top surgery!
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July 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
surgery is very soon (2 weeks)!! any donations will go towards covering travel costs + bills post-op! ❤️🩹🏥🩻
My review for the @funzzetoy.bsky.social Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps is up! www.somequeer.com/funzze-lip-s... #SexToyReview
Funzze Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps Review - SomeQueer
I’ve gotten more questions about the Funzze Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps from anyone who has seen them than I have any other sex toy I’ve ever owned.
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July 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My review for the @funzzetoy.bsky.social Lip Shaped Vibrating Nipple Clamps is up! www.somequeer.com/funzze-lip-s... #SexToyReview
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You can buy Rough Handling at a promotional price at @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book and many more at www.smashwords.com/shelves/prom... all month, or go right to mine! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #books #selfpublished
Smashwords – Sitewide Sale
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July 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You can buy Rough Handling at a promotional price at @smashwords.bsky.social as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book and many more at www.smashwords.com/shelves/prom... all month, or go right to mine! www.smashwords.com/books/view/1... #SWSale2025 #Smashwords #books #selfpublished