Jeremy
@somemiguy.bsky.social
Life long Detroit sports fan, so I can deal the with pain pretty well. Sarcastically intelligent. F45
The thing I don’t get is like why do evangelical Christians who are right wing voters deal with the fact they want their bible to rule us all backed by a government that they say that they want to stay the fuck out of people’s personal lives and not be all overly suppressive in all our freedoms.
May 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The thing I don’t get is like why do evangelical Christians who are right wing voters deal with the fact they want their bible to rule us all backed by a government that they say that they want to stay the fuck out of people’s personal lives and not be all overly suppressive in all our freedoms.
After cutting up some habaneros, I have to remember not to masturbate later
March 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
After cutting up some habaneros, I have to remember not to masturbate later
Lackluster would be a hell of an upgrade when it comes to my love life
February 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Lackluster would be a hell of an upgrade when it comes to my love life
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coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.
February 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.
For me, edibles are like everything’s cool and you forget. And then you’re like why is my poodle fucking green. Like wtf. I don’t even own a poodle. And then, tomorrow
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
For me, edibles are like everything’s cool and you forget. And then you’re like why is my poodle fucking green. Like wtf. I don’t even own a poodle. And then, tomorrow
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Everything reminds me of her.
February 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Everything reminds me of her.
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How many years does an anxiety attack last
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
How many years does an anxiety attack last
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How is any of this real?
February 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
How is any of this real?
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My weed dealer is selling eggs now.
February 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My weed dealer is selling eggs now.
I feel as though the last month has felt like a seven year acid trip
February 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I feel as though the last month has felt like a seven year acid trip
Hot Dog… the Movie and chill?
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hot Dog… the Movie and chill?
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Toxic masculinity is out, the alphas are too busy sucking each other’s dicks this year
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Toxic masculinity is out, the alphas are too busy sucking each other’s dicks this year
He’s gonna tank the stock market tomorrow, isn’t he? All this show and bluster and unstable talk while signing EOs is wild
January 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He’s gonna tank the stock market tomorrow, isn’t he? All this show and bluster and unstable talk while signing EOs is wild
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Honestly this might not be the planet for me
January 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Honestly this might not be the planet for me
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City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit
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January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit
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If imitation vanilla really is flavored with beaver butt juice, well, than I love eaten ass
January 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If imitation vanilla really is flavored with beaver butt juice, well, than I love eaten ass
According to my Apple Watch, going outside to burn a fatty burned 7 calories
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
According to my Apple Watch, going outside to burn a fatty burned 7 calories
Finally watching Oppenheimer, thoughts so far, great movie and he definitely gets more pussy than I do.
January 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Finally watching Oppenheimer, thoughts so far, great movie and he definitely gets more pussy than I do.
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The dumpster fire in me recognizes the disaster in you
January 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The dumpster fire in me recognizes the disaster in you
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Fell asleep in a water bed and had a wet dream. sorry
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fell asleep in a water bed and had a wet dream. sorry
You know what I need in my life, a double dripped chocolate malted milk ball
January 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You know what I need in my life, a double dripped chocolate malted milk ball