Benjamin
@someguycalledben.bsky.social
Pretending to be somewhat cool
(he/him)
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Benjamin
@someguycalledben.bsky.social
· May 22
repost warrior because I've never had an original thought, but damn it, y'all are funny as fuck
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i like oxford, commas, and endless debate
October 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i like oxford, commas, and endless debate
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I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
-Like a brother
-second ex-husband
-spellcheck
-source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator
-guy who’s got their nose.
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uh oh , i accidentally committed a social faux pas that i was unaware of ! time to die
June 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
uh oh , i accidentally committed a social faux pas that i was unaware of ! time to die
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oh, you hate yourself? too bad. im loving you anyway.
June 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
oh, you hate yourself? too bad. im loving you anyway.
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fuck golden birthdays, I'm almost at the age I lied about being on the internet when I was a teenager
May 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fuck golden birthdays, I'm almost at the age I lied about being on the internet when I was a teenager
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it's the way you look , the way you talk about things , the way you are
June 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
it's the way you look , the way you talk about things , the way you are
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*me leaning against my cybertruck seductively outside a wawas, long drag on my cigarette*
Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country
Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country
June 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
*me leaning against my cybertruck seductively outside a wawas, long drag on my cigarette*
Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country
Yeah, I suppose you could call me an NPC in this clusterfuck of a country
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i spilled my guts
*late gossipy samurai*
*late gossipy samurai*
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i spilled my guts
*late gossipy samurai*
*late gossipy samurai*
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turns out i was just dysphoric . i shaved and im all better now
June 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
turns out i was just dysphoric . i shaved and im all better now
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dont fear the frog
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
dont fear the frog
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oh yeah? well can ai do THIS?! (have anxiety)
June 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
oh yeah? well can ai do THIS?! (have anxiety)
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how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet
June 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
how can it be pride month already? i wasn't even finished with lust and sloth yet
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I sent you my empty spond, please re-spond
June 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I sent you my empty spond, please re-spond
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nice of my anxiety to drop by so often to check on me
June 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
nice of my anxiety to drop by so often to check on me
I make up for my suboptimal height with my irresistible charm (awkward, anxious stuttering)
June 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I make up for my suboptimal height with my irresistible charm (awkward, anxious stuttering)
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yall mind if i bite off less than i can chew
June 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
yall mind if i bite off less than i can chew
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aw diddums , are you sad that your soul is being crushed by the existential weight of the struggle for survival against an arbitrary system designed to diminish you and make you feel lesser ? are your feefees hurt ? would u like a tissue ?
June 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
aw diddums , are you sad that your soul is being crushed by the existential weight of the struggle for survival against an arbitrary system designed to diminish you and make you feel lesser ? are your feefees hurt ? would u like a tissue ?
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gonna die my hair (get a haircut)
June 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
gonna die my hair (get a haircut)
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i don’t want to see your nudes i want you to solve the riemann hypothesis
June 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i don’t want to see your nudes i want you to solve the riemann hypothesis
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happy gay june. or as i like to call it, "Goon." why are you laughing like that
June 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
happy gay june. or as i like to call it, "Goon." why are you laughing like that
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June 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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doing a wheelie to achieve ego death on cycledelics
June 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
doing a wheelie to achieve ego death on cycledelics
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no terfs at pride , obviously . none of us are free till all of us are free
June 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
no terfs at pride , obviously . none of us are free till all of us are free
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shoutout to benjamin hope ur having a good day
June 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
shoutout to benjamin hope ur having a good day
telling people online that I'm cooler irl and telling people irl that I'm cooler online
June 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
telling people online that I'm cooler irl and telling people irl that I'm cooler online