MMOC
@solarfish.bsky.social
Executive Chef in HOU, food lover, general all purpose geek, and huge gear head. Opinions expressed are my own and unrelated to my employer. (chef/chef)
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MMOC
@solarfish.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Hi, y'all.
A lot of you followed me tonight because @blueheronfarm.bsky.social reskeeted my post.
A few things to know.
1) most of my posts are cars, dogs, or food.
2) most of my RePosts are politics.
3) I know one hell of a lot about 1 and 2, might hold degrees in some of them.
Welcome on board
A lot of you followed me tonight because @blueheronfarm.bsky.social reskeeted my post.
A few things to know.
1) most of my posts are cars, dogs, or food.
2) most of my RePosts are politics.
3) I know one hell of a lot about 1 and 2, might hold degrees in some of them.
Welcome on board
20 minutes left on the clock and I'm still thinking about it.
Is this good enough to displace a PTS 996.2 from the garage?
Is this good enough to displace a PTS 996.2 from the garage?
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
20 minutes left on the clock and I'm still thinking about it.
Is this good enough to displace a PTS 996.2 from the garage?
Is this good enough to displace a PTS 996.2 from the garage?
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There's an urban legend that a Jew in Northern Ireland was asked if he was Catholic or Protestant. He said he was Jewish. "But are you a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew?"
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's an urban legend that a Jew in Northern Ireland was asked if he was Catholic or Protestant. He said he was Jewish. "But are you a Catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew?"
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
President Trump’s spiteful defamation suit against the Pulitzer Prize Board may backfire, as the latter is now demanding Trump’s psychological records, prescription medication records, and tax returns in the discovery process. trib.al/LUCScTR
December 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I can’t believe they’re doing this to the only person on earth who’s won the FIFA peace prize.
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as a christmas present I believe children should allow their parents one (1) unmolested afternoon nap without fighting or otherwise requiring supervision
I would also like a unicorn and a billion dollars, which may be slightly more realistic
I would also like a unicorn and a billion dollars, which may be slightly more realistic
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
as a christmas present I believe children should allow their parents one (1) unmolested afternoon nap without fighting or otherwise requiring supervision
I would also like a unicorn and a billion dollars, which may be slightly more realistic
I would also like a unicorn and a billion dollars, which may be slightly more realistic
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December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
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You are either incredibly thick or the single best troll I've encountered in the last 18 months. If it's the second one, my hat is genuinely off, I'm very impressed.
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You are either incredibly thick or the single best troll I've encountered in the last 18 months. If it's the second one, my hat is genuinely off, I'm very impressed.
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And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And the sale is on! 20% off everything from now to the new year.
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
I want to clear out the whole shop in preparation for 2026.
oishiny.etsy.com
12 pendants in stock. 6 days left in the year. Get them now!
#Handmade #Sale #DisabledArtist
Not one guest said anything akin to "thanks for working tonight" to anyone in the kitchen.
Surprise!
Surprise!
All I want for Christmas is for you as a guest to thank me for working so you can enjoy your holiday celebration.
Please don't wish me a Merry Christmas while you're busy making sure it isn't.
... or combine them. "Merry Christmas, thanks for being here for us today/tonight."
Please don't wish me a Merry Christmas while you're busy making sure it isn't.
... or combine them. "Merry Christmas, thanks for being here for us today/tonight."
December 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not one guest said anything akin to "thanks for working tonight" to anyone in the kitchen.
Surprise!
Surprise!
If you're going to bring your knee-biters to a fancy ass restaurant to dine at the Chef's Table...
1) don't bring fancy uncrustables for them.
2) if you do, at least offer Chef one. 🤪
1) don't bring fancy uncrustables for them.
2) if you do, at least offer Chef one. 🤪
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you're going to bring your knee-biters to a fancy ass restaurant to dine at the Chef's Table...
1) don't bring fancy uncrustables for them.
2) if you do, at least offer Chef one. 🤪
1) don't bring fancy uncrustables for them.
2) if you do, at least offer Chef one. 🤪
PSA: if you are dining at the chef's table in the kitchen, it is your responsibility to keep your toddler seated. Your knee-biter repeatedly running up behind Chef and tugging on his pants leg is neither cute nor entertaining, it's endangering their safety and mine.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
PSA: if you are dining at the chef's table in the kitchen, it is your responsibility to keep your toddler seated. Your knee-biter repeatedly running up behind Chef and tugging on his pants leg is neither cute nor entertaining, it's endangering their safety and mine.
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Bless us, each and every one. The list returns!
(And make sure whatever you use is clean, has a flared base, and is safe for...that. Don't end up on the list!)
(And make sure whatever you use is clean, has a flared base, and is safe for...that. Don't end up on the list!)
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bless us, each and every one. The list returns!
(And make sure whatever you use is clean, has a flared base, and is safe for...that. Don't end up on the list!)
(And make sure whatever you use is clean, has a flared base, and is safe for...that. Don't end up on the list!)
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-baby-jesus-skele-1851069460/
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🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
🎅My spankin' new Christmas Venn has arrived🎅
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Robot door closing as a service, LA area.
Waymo can only automate some human driver tasks, needing many & various ppl to mitigate the residual robot defects.
Without them, nearly every Waymo robot would get stuck before needing a charge.
Human dependent robots.
OP: tiktok.cesarroadsideassistance
Waymo can only automate some human driver tasks, needing many & various ppl to mitigate the residual robot defects.
Without them, nearly every Waymo robot would get stuck before needing a charge.
Human dependent robots.
OP: tiktok.cesarroadsideassistance
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
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Bluesky pals! I have a sci-fi graphic novel called DRIVE, & it's my favorite thing I've ever done! If you need a long, escapist read at the moment the entire thing is free to read, here: drivecomic.com
(THIS PAGE: I’m The Captain Now )
(THIS PAGE: I’m The Captain Now )
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Bluesky pals! I have a sci-fi graphic novel called DRIVE, & it's my favorite thing I've ever done! If you need a long, escapist read at the moment the entire thing is free to read, here: drivecomic.com
(THIS PAGE: I’m The Captain Now )
(THIS PAGE: I’m The Captain Now )
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
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How dare you inspire me before coffee...
The presents wrapped,
Or just in flux,
You think you know,
But science ducks
We are and aren't havin' Schrödinger's Christmastime
The presents wrapped,
Or just in flux,
You think you know,
But science ducks
We are and aren't havin' Schrödinger's Christmastime
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
How dare you inspire me before coffee...
The presents wrapped,
Or just in flux,
You think you know,
But science ducks
We are and aren't havin' Schrödinger's Christmastime
The presents wrapped,
Or just in flux,
You think you know,
But science ducks
We are and aren't havin' Schrödinger's Christmastime
A special holiday thank you to Trump and DeJoy for fucking the USPS. My mom's gift that should have arrived last Monday still hasn't.
It has however gone on a tour of middle America. HOU-->NOLA-->BFE LA-->Des Moines-->Oak Creek WI. Maybe it will reach Mequon by the weekend? Who knows.
It has however gone on a tour of middle America. HOU-->NOLA-->BFE LA-->Des Moines-->Oak Creek WI. Maybe it will reach Mequon by the weekend? Who knows.
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A special holiday thank you to Trump and DeJoy for fucking the USPS. My mom's gift that should have arrived last Monday still hasn't.
It has however gone on a tour of middle America. HOU-->NOLA-->BFE LA-->Des Moines-->Oak Creek WI. Maybe it will reach Mequon by the weekend? Who knows.
It has however gone on a tour of middle America. HOU-->NOLA-->BFE LA-->Des Moines-->Oak Creek WI. Maybe it will reach Mequon by the weekend? Who knows.
Dear Santa, if you're swinging back through, a Ferrari Shooting Brake might fix me.
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dear Santa, if you're swinging back through, a Ferrari Shooting Brake might fix me.