Matt
@smylie.bsky.social
Music, comics, professional wrestling, backyard chickens, cooking, and mutual aid organizations.
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
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I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve often called this song—“Just Like Heaven”—the finest single of the 80s and meant it. This cover’s arrangement only confirms it for me 💜🔥
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.
come over.
come over.
My big island multivitamin for the week. I cannot begin to describe how appropriate the name is, and how I feel after drinking it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My big island multivitamin for the week. I cannot begin to describe how appropriate the name is, and how I feel after drinking it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
So many albums from 1991 to choose from, but this is the best choice.
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Queer folks and Monica Lewinsky catching strays from libs in response to the latest Epstein stuff sucks. It's the Do Better Challenge that they'll never accomplish.
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Queer folks and Monica Lewinsky catching strays from libs in response to the latest Epstein stuff sucks. It's the Do Better Challenge that they'll never accomplish.
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Libs stop being homophobes challenge
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Libs stop being homophobes challenge
@prophiphop.bsky.social While listening to your latest episode with Cxffeeblack, I made those Gullah chewies that got a shoutout, and they're outstanding.
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
@prophiphop.bsky.social While listening to your latest episode with Cxffeeblack, I made those Gullah chewies that got a shoutout, and they're outstanding.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.
Justified Season 2
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Justified Season 2
Finally got my Pythona hat trick completed. What a great year it's been for us Cobra-La sickos, and here's hoping we get Golobulus (and the Thunder Machine) from GI Joe in 2026!
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Finally got my Pythona hat trick completed. What a great year it's been for us Cobra-La sickos, and here's hoping we get Golobulus (and the Thunder Machine) from GI Joe in 2026!
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“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
“What is that?” asked Frog.
“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
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So when do people start being nice to leftists who were talking shit about the democrats for years now that everybody's talking shit about them?
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So when do people start being nice to leftists who were talking shit about the democrats for years now that everybody's talking shit about them?
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
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Dick Cheney might not see your jokes about his death, but I—a person who was taught to live by the dictum of if-you-can’t-say-anything-nice-don’t-say-anything-at-all—will see them.
And I appreciate them. Thank you for your service.
And I appreciate them. Thank you for your service.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Dick Cheney might not see your jokes about his death, but I—a person who was taught to live by the dictum of if-you-can’t-say-anything-nice-don’t-say-anything-at-all—will see them.
And I appreciate them. Thank you for your service.
And I appreciate them. Thank you for your service.
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the smosh potato is less of a recipe and more of a technique for getting a potato with a creamy center and cronchy edges
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup
June 23, 2023 at 3:52 PM
the smosh potato is less of a recipe and more of a technique for getting a potato with a creamy center and cronchy edges
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup
there are many ways to make these such as boiling and pan frying or roasting and deep frying but here is one that uses just one cookie sheet and a ziploc bag for minimal cleanup
On a scale of 1-10, these GI Joe imitation-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book covers are a solid 75.
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
On a scale of 1-10, these GI Joe imitation-Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book covers are a solid 75.
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The state declined the money "to remain compliant with current Idaho laws concerning parental rights and counseling on pregnancy options.” The law in question is SB 1329, which requires parental consent for healthcare and is also limiting young people's access to suicide hotlines, as Kelcie notes
SCOOP: Idaho’s health department quietly declined the entirety of its annual $1.5 million federal Title X funding in April, leaving patients statewide without any access to the family planning program.
One Idaho health district no longer offers contraception at all.
From me:
One Idaho health district no longer offers contraception at all.
From me:
While some states fight to restore Title X family planning funding, Idaho chooses to forfeit it
The Idaho Department of Health and Welfare quietly declined the entirety of its annual $1.5 million federal Title X funding, leaving patients statewide without free and low-cost contraception and repr...
www.newsfromthestates.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The state declined the money "to remain compliant with current Idaho laws concerning parental rights and counseling on pregnancy options.” The law in question is SB 1329, which requires parental consent for healthcare and is also limiting young people's access to suicide hotlines, as Kelcie notes
Well, this is terrible. Teen Vogue has been one of the best spots for political journalism over the past decade.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Well, this is terrible. Teen Vogue has been one of the best spots for political journalism over the past decade.
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Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?
November 14, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Wow it sure gets dark early these days huh?
@dialloriddle.bsky.social @luxxury.bsky.social Just discovered One Song last month, have been working my way through all the episodes, and love it. Any plans on a Primal Scream, LCD Soundsystem or Gorillaz ep?
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@dialloriddle.bsky.social @luxxury.bsky.social Just discovered One Song last month, have been working my way through all the episodes, and love it. Any plans on a Primal Scream, LCD Soundsystem or Gorillaz ep?
It's a pretty bizarre change from the OG Zartan, but I couldn't turn down the opportunity to grab this one. I'll be interested to see what the just-teased GI Joe Classified version of him looks like in 2026!
October 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's a pretty bizarre change from the OG Zartan, but I couldn't turn down the opportunity to grab this one. I'll be interested to see what the just-teased GI Joe Classified version of him looks like in 2026!