Guy White
@smuttyguy.bsky.social
🔞I write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social
https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?
Apps need a “this is my sexting/smut account” setting where it stops trying to connect you with people you know personally and professionally.
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Apps need a “this is my sexting/smut account” setting where it stops trying to connect you with people you know personally and professionally.
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It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao
January 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao
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Hello~
I'm new to creating content, especially like this, I wanted to start somewhere easy, that I would be comfortable, so...how would you like to watch me clean my kitchen in a sexy little nightie? I think my neighbors did considering I forgot to close the curtains...
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January 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hello~
I'm new to creating content, especially like this, I wanted to start somewhere easy, that I would be comfortable, so...how would you like to watch me clean my kitchen in a sexy little nightie? I think my neighbors did considering I forgot to close the curtains...
onlyfans.com/1469531722/c...
I'm new to creating content, especially like this, I wanted to start somewhere easy, that I would be comfortable, so...how would you like to watch me clean my kitchen in a sexy little nightie? I think my neighbors did considering I forgot to close the curtains...
onlyfans.com/1469531722/c...
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So it's come to this.
January 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So it's come to this.
I want to be active and interactive but Thing 2 is having another sleep hating phase and I’m exhausted.
January 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I want to be active and interactive but Thing 2 is having another sleep hating phase and I’m exhausted.
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This is the inevitable result of anti-porn laws, btw. Social conservatives want to ban anything they consider salacious - which is hysterical considering their favourite book. Protecting sexual expression in media is foundational.
A Tennessee Board of Education has now banned Wicked, Beloved and 35 other books as "pornography."
Under a new TN law, any description of sexual activity is "harmful to minors." Another 150 books have already been flagged for removal.
Sex workers tried to warn you.
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Under a new TN law, any description of sexual activity is "harmful to minors." Another 150 books have already been flagged for removal.
Sex workers tried to warn you.
www.wsmv.com/2024/11/14/r...
Rutherford County faces heated debate over book bans in school as 150 more titles are pulled from library shelves
The book bans were initiated by board member Caleb Tidwell, who flagged the titles as sexually explicit under school board policy and state obscenity laws.
www.wsmv.com
November 23, 2024 at 4:11 PM
This is the inevitable result of anti-porn laws, btw. Social conservatives want to ban anything they consider salacious - which is hysterical considering their favourite book. Protecting sexual expression in media is foundational.
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I feel ancient saying this but many folks, when gay marriage was up for debate, don't remember the trans community existed, as it did way back at Stonewall, and the LGs said, "We'll worry about you when we get ours." And it's been some decades, and now those same LGs are saying "you're too extreme."
November 22, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I feel ancient saying this but many folks, when gay marriage was up for debate, don't remember the trans community existed, as it did way back at Stonewall, and the LGs said, "We'll worry about you when we get ours." And it's been some decades, and now those same LGs are saying "you're too extreme."
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Quit complying in advance.
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Quit complying in advance.
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NSFW artist's truth.
November 2, 2024 at 4:16 PM
NSFW artist's truth.
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Did you know that in addition to writing hot smut and terrifying horror, I make stuff with my hands?
I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.
Start your Xmas shopping early!
lakesidecraftstudio.square.site
I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.
Start your Xmas shopping early!
lakesidecraftstudio.square.site
November 19, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Did you know that in addition to writing hot smut and terrifying horror, I make stuff with my hands?
I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.
Start your Xmas shopping early!
lakesidecraftstudio.square.site
I knit, spin, make jewelry, bookmarks, and I even have learn to spin kits. I also have book boxes and many other handmade items.
Start your Xmas shopping early!
lakesidecraftstudio.square.site
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Dildo History Fact: The oldest known dildo is 23,000 years older than the oldest known written language. Priorities, baybeeeeeeeeee
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Dildo History Fact: The oldest known dildo is 23,000 years older than the oldest known written language. Priorities, baybeeeeeeeeee
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love the giant brain super genius action of "maybe people want to read the things posted by the people they follow"
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 AM
love the giant brain super genius action of "maybe people want to read the things posted by the people they follow"
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#BoyMath is leaving both a 10% tip and his phone number on the same receipt thinking the server will call. 🤣
October 1, 2023 at 6:18 PM
#BoyMath is leaving both a 10% tip and his phone number on the same receipt thinking the server will call. 🤣
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Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
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I work with Transgender people in my practice. I want you to know that when they go to the bathroom. They are usually taking a poop or peeing. Sometimes they apply makeup or shut themselves in a stall to cry after being bullied or abused. So if these thing make you uncomfortable. FUCK YOU!
a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
ALT: a poster that says protect trans kids with hearts around it
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I work with Transgender people in my practice. I want you to know that when they go to the bathroom. They are usually taking a poop or peeing. Sometimes they apply makeup or shut themselves in a stall to cry after being bullied or abused. So if these thing make you uncomfortable. FUCK YOU!
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As Bouie and Serwer have said frequently, make this administration fight EVERY battle.
i think hegseth and rfk are in trouble too
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
As Bouie and Serwer have said frequently, make this administration fight EVERY battle.
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FRIEND: Jesus died for your sins
ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it
ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it
November 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
FRIEND: Jesus died for your sins
ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it
ME: [loading the spaghetti into the catapult] so I'd better make it worth it
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[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
November 19, 2024 at 2:06 PM
[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
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Trans rights shouldn't be political. That's a human rights issue. If anyone makes human rights a political issue, throw a brick at their head.
November 21, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Trans rights shouldn't be political. That's a human rights issue. If anyone makes human rights a political issue, throw a brick at their head.
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LFG Time to hunt nazis hiding in TGP™ THe artist of this rocks and I hope they are here so I can follow them.
November 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
LFG Time to hunt nazis hiding in TGP™ THe artist of this rocks and I hope they are here so I can follow them.
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Hey, it’s really cool of you to comment, repost and like posts from sex workers!!
What’s not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but don’t monopolize their time and don’t expect them to message you without paying them.
What’s not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but don’t monopolize their time and don’t expect them to message you without paying them.
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Hey, it’s really cool of you to comment, repost and like posts from sex workers!!
What’s not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but don’t monopolize their time and don’t expect them to message you without paying them.
What’s not cool is asking sex workers to do their jobs for free. A quick chat is one thing, but don’t monopolize their time and don’t expect them to message you without paying them.
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Basic discussions of human rights are not what I would even bother to call "political views". These people can go eat a bag of dicks.
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Basic discussions of human rights are not what I would even bother to call "political views". These people can go eat a bag of dicks.
Okay, does anyone have a tool for scheduling posts on Bluesky? Does such a thing exist? If I'm getting back into things, scheduling posts would really help.
November 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Okay, does anyone have a tool for scheduling posts on Bluesky? Does such a thing exist? If I'm getting back into things, scheduling posts would really help.