Guy White
@smuttyguy.bsky.social
🔞I write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social
https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy
https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy
While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?
Respectfully naughty writer
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Respectfully naughty writer
Yeah … one of these things in the “Valentine’s Day collection” doesn’t quite fit.
February 11, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Yeah … one of these things in the “Valentine’s Day collection” doesn’t quite fit.
Why in holy fuck do people insist on lighting scenes like this?
January 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Why in holy fuck do people insist on lighting scenes like this?
Adventures in unfortunate truncation.
January 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Adventures in unfortunate truncation.
if you see this, you have to post an image from your phone and don't explain it.
November 29, 2023 at 9:54 AM
if you see this, you have to post an image from your phone and don't explain it.
Name a more cold blooded killer in the Disney canon.
August 20, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Name a more cold blooded killer in the Disney canon.
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
August 17, 2023 at 12:50 AM
reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little better
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
August 12, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Yeah I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Yoinked from the lovely @honestpassion13.bsky.social.
August 10, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Yoinked from the lovely @honestpassion13.bsky.social.
Is this what you were aiming for?
August 3, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Is this what you were aiming for?
My “brand” on Twitter was, in part, I’m extremely horny for my wife. This was a bit of art I had commissioned to lean into that. Done by Allison Ripley (currently on hiatus)
August 2, 2023 at 2:21 AM
My “brand” on Twitter was, in part, I’m extremely horny for my wife. This was a bit of art I had commissioned to lean into that. Done by Allison Ripley (currently on hiatus)
It’s late enough this will go unnoticed… right?
(Still wish I could self tag images as mature content. Don’t know if this will flag as that or not. Feel free to let me know.)
(Still wish I could self tag images as mature content. Don’t know if this will flag as that or not. Feel free to let me know.)
July 29, 2023 at 3:49 AM
It’s late enough this will go unnoticed… right?
(Still wish I could self tag images as mature content. Don’t know if this will flag as that or not. Feel free to let me know.)
(Still wish I could self tag images as mature content. Don’t know if this will flag as that or not. Feel free to let me know.)
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly, so here’s me trying to convince you to read this book.
July 26, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly, so here’s me trying to convince you to read this book.
Favorite memes, zero context
July 8, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Favorite memes, zero context
I really hate “bumping uglies.”
July 8, 2023 at 3:43 PM
I really hate “bumping uglies.”
Well, it’s time to start promoting books on here.
July 7, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Well, it’s time to start promoting books on here.
Reskeet with a photo you can’t post on Threads.
[here’s hoping the automatic mature filter thing works]
[here’s hoping the automatic mature filter thing works]
July 7, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Reskeet with a photo you can’t post on Threads.
[here’s hoping the automatic mature filter thing works]
[here’s hoping the automatic mature filter thing works]