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just a normal anarchist
melanie klein posting
seems like the murder of the tall man with a beard and gun is short circuiting the maga brain in a way the queer woman just didn’t
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 AM
i’m collecting lesbian clients like pokémon cards #blessed
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
ofc im going to ask how it made you feel wtf do you think we’re even doing here?
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
trump is going to davos this week?!? i can easily see this thing escalating to thermonuclear war
January 20, 2026 at 7:29 PM
feels like everyone is suddenly saying detainment when ive said detention literally my whole life. having a berenstain bears moment
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Maybe you should *stop* obsessing about your own -- and other people's -- sexuality? Feels like it’s about time to do that. You’ve thought about this for *eight hours*?! Not only should you stop, you should tell Kim you've stopped obsessing about other people's sexuality too.
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i’m ready to buy my fourth record for my new record player. so far im focusing more on my personal “canon” instead of obscurities. Should my next record be:
a) eyehategod -dopesick
b) electric wizard - dopethrone or
c) sleep - dopesmoker
January 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
for dogs, poop probably tastes like candy
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 AM
what is a woman but feministly
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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it’s crazy that the guy who created dilbert is also named dilbert
August 17, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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Went to the John Le Carre exhibition today and was pleased to learn that the greatest spy novelist of all time in addition to bleak epics of gnawing doubt and tragic moral compromise liked to doodle little animals getting fucked up.
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Treason to whiteness is loyalty to humanity.

RIP Renee.
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 AM
lfg dc
January 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM
how do y’all make those fun grids of the records you listened to last month?
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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yes it’s oil as gender, not oil as traded commodity
January 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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A jury in New York has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i really like my new record player but i’m starting to think i need more than one record
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
teeth are your luxury bones
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
being prevented from packing
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
raising more questions than im answering
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Yeah yeah ai is interesting or whatever but here’s something AI can’t do - drugs
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i’m pretty sure i has twitter beef with someone named shanley and someone named chief lauren elk in like 2015. does anyone remember why?
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my electronic health records software offered to show me my 2025 wrapped and i put a hole through my laptop
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
help! i need to write about the person my client had an affair with and i have no idea how to refer to her. mistress?? obviously no. the “other woman” also feels outdated and anti-feminist. sound off in the comments plz🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM