Mx. Scratch
@smurfeemcgee.bsky.social
non-binary idiot
vmo: @smurfeemcgee
vmo: @smurfeemcgee
Happy birthday to Sade and everyone else kindly hush
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Happy birthday to Sade and everyone else kindly hush
When’s the last time we heard from that mashup guy? What’s his name Neil Sissy Eroge
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
When’s the last time we heard from that mashup guy? What’s his name Neil Sissy Eroge
This is one of the smartest statements I’ve ever read about gaming pricing/spending mentality. These devs (they made Peak and RV There Yet) get it. No wonder they did numbers.
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This is one of the smartest statements I’ve ever read about gaming pricing/spending mentality. These devs (they made Peak and RV There Yet) get it. No wonder they did numbers.
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posts that make me feel embarrassed: this is my genuine thoughts and feelings on something
posts that don’t make me feel embarrassed: my penis my cock and pussy and my balls. my tits my ass my ass hole. poop pee poop pee poop pee
posts that don’t make me feel embarrassed: my penis my cock and pussy and my balls. my tits my ass my ass hole. poop pee poop pee poop pee
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 AM
posts that make me feel embarrassed: this is my genuine thoughts and feelings on something
posts that don’t make me feel embarrassed: my penis my cock and pussy and my balls. my tits my ass my ass hole. poop pee poop pee poop pee
posts that don’t make me feel embarrassed: my penis my cock and pussy and my balls. my tits my ass my ass hole. poop pee poop pee poop pee
January 13, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Me playing mtg
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Me playing mtg
I feel like this did happen?
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I feel like this did happen?
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a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
a murderer goes to murder me but with each stab i strategically move my body so that he hits several acupuncture points, making me feel amazing
Lego pikachu looks like he is in constant pain
January 13, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Lego pikachu looks like he is in constant pain
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poster for The Anvil, a Simpsons-themed party held at the Black Eagle a couple years ago
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
poster for The Anvil, a Simpsons-themed party held at the Black Eagle a couple years ago
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greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
Who’s in for crowdfunding if I launch my campaign concerning a porn parody, about a former fluffer turned fluke porn producer called The Pudsucker Proxy
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Who’s in for crowdfunding if I launch my campaign concerning a porn parody, about a former fluffer turned fluke porn producer called The Pudsucker Proxy
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hi! i'm co-founding a new gaming website with my former polygon colleague @zoehhannah.com. it's called mothership.blog. i made it for someone like me... the kind of website i always wished we had in our space. watch the video to learn more :D
It's time to board the Mothership.
www.youtube.com/shorts/iEw90...
www.youtube.com/shorts/iEw90...
Board the Mothership.
YouTube video by Mothership Media LLC
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
hi! i'm co-founding a new gaming website with my former polygon colleague @zoehhannah.com. it's called mothership.blog. i made it for someone like me... the kind of website i always wished we had in our space. watch the video to learn more :D
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‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
Twin Peaks. (Both times I guess) it asked as many questions as it asked and will stick with me forever.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Twin Peaks. (Both times I guess) it asked as many questions as it asked and will stick with me forever.
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I love the @aftermath.site folks, but this headline and subhed are absolutely art.
Please Seek Help Immediately
Motherfucker have you listened to yourself
aftermath.site
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I love the @aftermath.site folks, but this headline and subhed are absolutely art.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT TIME
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
#AGDQ2026 IS NOW LIVE!!!
Catch us all week this week showcasing incredible speedruns in benefit of @preventcancer.org at both:
gdq.gg/live
AND!
youtube.com/c/gamesdonequick (we're co-streaming!!)
jorkin it is my leitmotif
January 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
jorkin it is my leitmotif
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Man, you can drop DEeEeAaAad.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Man, you can drop DEeEeAaAad.
Lmao been talking about that one for a while but not for any good reasons.
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lmao been talking about that one for a while but not for any good reasons.
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In Super Mario Sunshine, there is a scene of Shadow Mario turning into bubbles and entering a portal. However, zooming out the camera reveals he actually goes through the portal, upwards, into the air, past the boundaries of the skybox and into the dark void beyond, indefinitely.
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, there is a scene of Shadow Mario turning into bubbles and entering a portal. However, zooming out the camera reveals he actually goes through the portal, upwards, into the air, past the boundaries of the skybox and into the dark void beyond, indefinitely.
It could happen! I feel it
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 AM
It could happen! I feel it