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Shawn
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Now here’s a guy…
Don’t know if I personally love the phrase “Morrissey alert”
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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The Chair Company has the highest incidence of "sentences that have never been said before" in all of modern media
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) - 0:13:19
Dir. Quentin Tarantino
Runtime 162 minutes
🚬 x 60, or one cigarette every 2.7 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood/

November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The virgin GP40 vs the Chad F40
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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well well well if it isn't the blowjob brothers
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT

• Will personalize music and podcast recommendations

• Available on an opt-in basis
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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best family trip since january 6th
October 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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FTBAL133.BMF
September 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Listening to Candlebox on a boat. Dudes rock
August 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Neil Young’s still got it.
August 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I have an intervention level Nerds gummy clusters problem
August 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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You sure about this, Google?
August 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m on that good soup and casserole
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Happy #InternationalCatDay from our favorite #cat out there: Etti-Cat! In 1962, the Transit Authority introduced Etti-Cat to scold and cajole commuters into more courteous behavior. Posters featuring the superbly polite feline’s admonitions were placed in almost 3,000 #NYCsubway cars!
August 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Just my two cents but the thing where every casino on the strip is now owned by one of two companies who fix prices across all their properties so literally every single transaction is an enormous ripoff is probably not helping.

$40 valet parking at the f-ing Luxor, gee why isn't anyone coming?
“.. Only 3.1 million people visited Sin City in June, down 11.3% compared to last year ..” 👀

@nypost.com
www.foxnews.com/travel/las-v...
August 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What do I do? I work for CHEP… oh you’ve never heard of it? Well, it’s a Brambles company…
August 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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July 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Waynes World 2 Del Preston's Ozzy Story
YouTube video by rct931
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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primordial soup days of summer (very humid, everyone is acting like they have no brain, kinda smells bad)
July 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Sweaty.
July 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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boardwalk feed pigeons, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978
July 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The knees are definitely the worst place to get sunburnt
July 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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KEN JENNINGS: This sport, played with a bat, requires players to hit the "ball" to get on "base"

LIBRARIAN WITH THREE PHDs: What is curling
July 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM