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small hot chair appendix
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OJ she/they. assorted creative ventures. way too excitable. former piece of shit.
I should be allowed to bite the little shark on the table next to where I store my water bottle at work. If I wasn't supposed to bite the little shark why do they keep it there and why is it the perfect size and texture to bite.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Glad to see Joe Keery in a new role playing a new pathetic loser 🙂‍↕️🙏 where's the 🤡👻 squad at
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Aggressive fidgeter rookie mistake of steering wheel drumming with my knuckles so it looks like I'm violently jerkin it in traffic and then my hand looks like I was punching someone don't be like me
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my therapist: you should avoid comparing yourself to other people:)

text from my mom: hey i just framed your grandfather's ivy league college diploma so you can look at it all the time and remember exactly went wrong
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Can we all agree The Chair Company #🪑Co S1E5 Christmas episode is an instant classic?
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That fucking college bro at work psychologically conditioned me into thinking every time someone whistles or clicks at me he's going to be standing there. I got nonsexually Babygirled !!! Help
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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BREAKING: Oklahoma has granted Tremane Wood clemency.

This is good news. Tremane will not face execution for a crime he didn't commit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hot take- Everyone who is able to should put at least a little focused effort into ambidexterity if it's not something that already comes naturally.
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I don't need to look it up to know that there is fanfiction about Willy Wonka and the Wizard of Oz.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
ggggGgggGGTtRrrrrbrrhrrhrhrhrhdhdhfffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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"they're on SNAP, how dare their food look like my food" - some fuck ass that hates poor people
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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coca cola bottling company, single door detail, 14th & central avenue, los angeles, california, 1977
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Working w people who hate each other today but have to pretend they don't hate each other because I'm covering a shift with them. It's wonderful
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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She's a joker
She's a joker
She's a midnight joker
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Recovering financially (my account is only getting overdrawn every two weeks now)
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm deep in the Carrington event trenches, due to the current geomagnetic storms. Whaaaat
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
idc how insane i sound but this severe geomagnetic storm must have been influencing my tinnitus and wacky wacky vertigo today/night
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
ɘɔnɘiɿɘqxɘ ⑁ɟiw ƨɘiɟinuɟɿoqqo ϱniɟɒɘɿɔ lɒnoiɟɒnɿɘɟni ɘɔivɿɘƨ ɘbiwblɿow lɒdolϱ ɟɘʞɿɒm llɒd bɘɿ

ɘɔnɘiɿɘqxɘ ⑁ɟiw ƨɘiɟinuɟɿoqqo ϱniɟɒɘɿɔ lɒnoiɟɒnɿɘɟni ɘɔivɿɘƨ ɘbiwblɿow lɒdolϱ ɟɘʞɿɒm llɒd bɘɿ

ɘɔnɘiɿɘqxɘ ⑁ɟiw ƨɘiɟinuɟɿoqqo ϱniɟɒɘɿɔ lɒnoiɟɒnɿɘɟni ɘɔivɿɘƨ ɘbiwblɿow lɒdolϱ ɟɘʞɿɒm llɒd bɘɿ
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Thank you, nature. For reminding me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If you saw that post no you didn't 🤝
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
(rewatching episode 5 neurotically) Okay but ACTUALLY what is the deal with Tara and Seth before everyone gets in the car??? #🪑Co
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It's snowing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm still tripped up on that urn sitting on the desk in the abandoned office space during episode one ⚱️🔴 #🪑Co
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Your phrase turn turned out to be more accurate than you probably could've imagined…

#🪑Co
Chair Cumpany tonite 💦
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Who up HEARING NOISES OUTSIDE and SCARED
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM