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small hot chair appendix
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OJ she/they. assorted creative ventures. way too excitable. former piece of shit.
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Ironically have a series of weird Gumbys from strange moments in my life lmao
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Biblically accurate self portrait probably.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Legit respectful casting speculative question. Do you think they had him cry in the audition to make sure he was a pretty cry-er?
(Paul Giamatti's voice echoes through my head calling me a hormonal vulgarian)
Will Price as Seth, crying in The Chair Company
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Great work @ The Chair Company crew. wtf did you just do to us?? (affectionate)
Barb saying "What a talent! Let's watch it again." to Seth as the two of them and Natalie sit at the dining room table watching his stop motion animation on a laptop.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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WHAT A WORLD #🪑Co
outgoing text: Bro I'm freaking out at the Chair Co finale legit recreating an actual specific trauma moment from my life this spring I don't care how insane that sounds Imao incoming text: jesus are we talking about that time when [redacted] went freak-mode (negative) at you in a shed?
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Why does she keep trying to play with Tim Robinson every time he's on the screen 😭 So real of her
My cat staring intently at Tim Robinson. Taken seconds before pawing at the screen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Baby staring at the shed. The owl is not what it seems. The digging shovel, in the dirt. All aligned with me being completely traumatized in a shed earlier this year. We are so back.
Ron Trosper standing alongside Baby the dog. They're in his back yard, in front of a shed. The shed is small with a closed wooden door, a little window Baby appears to be looking through, a decorative sun is propped against the outside wall, as well as a dirt digging shovel. On the corner of the roof sits an ornamental owl, typically used to ward off predators.
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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It's pretty good so far! A lot of it I apparently just absorbed into my brain by living near Boston but it's got a crazy cast of narrators too
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Okay so now that I've finished the first two episodes of Heated Rivalry I feel like this because I recommended it to my coworkers
Tim Robinson in the nude egg sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Subtitle says "Now... We should be able to look at a little porn at work."
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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:) did anyone else pick up any Rosemary's Baby vibes from the most recent episode of The Chair Company? #🪑Co

(IG: @ ObliviaJean)
In the style of the Rosemary's Baby cinema poster. Mia farrow's face is replaced by Tim Robinson as Ron Trosper, looking at his phone. In place of the baby carriage is Baby, the dog. It says "Who wants to meet Baby?" In the original poster 's font. And included information about season 1 episode 7 of The Chair Company's production.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Close enough... Welcome back, Laura Palmer.
Ron Trosper in low lighting, reclined and smiling. Ron Trosper in a flash of light, reclined in the same position and smiling with wide eyes.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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one pill makes you larger and one pill m-- *gagging wretching coughing spitting* #🪑Co Go ask Alice
The Chair Company. Ron spitting and gagging yelling "YOU WERE PUTTING A GODDAMN PULL IN MY MOUTH!"
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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:) no reason
Dale Cooper at the end of Twin Peaks season 2. Grinning with blood streaming down his face in front of the mirror he just broke with his head. Mia Goth as Pearl. Grinning and crying staring straight into the camera as the credits roll.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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#🪑Co night! Everything in life is going well. Everything is calm and not alarming.
Tim Robinson as Ron Trosper, sitting on the arm of a chair watching his family enjoy themselves, blissfully unaware of the fact his life is not going well. Everything is not calm and is, in fact, very alarming.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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You can trust me with your business you can trust me soooo bad
Person in a long black cloak looking over their shoulder with vampire makeup. Graveyard in the background
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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me trying to be seductive. shoot your shot #🪑Co
From The Chair Company. A shot through open window blinds of Ron sitting at his computer, on the phone with an unknown caller. The caller is saying "I'm thinking of finally doing something to you."
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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#🪑Co dayyyy! 🖤
Shot from The Chair Company on HBO. Standing on the sidewalk next to the Trosper family car. Seth has his hand on Tara's shoulder, and is telling her "Thank ou so much for showing me Frankenweenie."
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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No idea who or what it is but apparently I have unknown beef w them already
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I'm deep in the Carrington event trenches, due to the current geomagnetic storms. Whaaaat
Boston operator (to Portland operator): "Please cut off your battery [power source] entirely for fifteen minutes." Portland operator: "Will do so. It is now disconnected." Boston: "Mine is disconnected, and we are working with the auroral current. How do you receive my writing?" Portland: "Better than with our batteries on. - Current comes and goes gradually." Boston: "My current is very strong at times, and we can work better without the batteries, as the aurora seems to neutralize and augment our batteries alternately, making current too strong at times for our relay magnets. Suppose we work without batteries while we are affected by this trouble." Portland: "Very well. Shall I go ahead with business?" Boston: "Yes. Go ahead." The conversation was carried on for around two hours using no battery power at all and working solely with the current induced by the aurora, the first time on record that more than a word or two was transmitted in such manner. [27]
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Thank you, nature. For reminding me.
Aurora borealis in bright green and pink. Slightly obscured by clouds.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Me when there are clouds or no clouds or wind or no wind
Tim Robinson as Lev in the gift receipt sketch from ITYSL. He's in the passenger seat after the party, presumably dead from eating the mud pie paper.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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least suspicious guy in the office #🪑Co
still from The Chair Company. Ron has been asked why he is in the office, he is sitting on top of the desk with a TECCA chair upside down in his lap. His answer to "what are you doing in my office?" is "calling my mom. relaxing." He has no phone in sight, just a chair upside down in his lap that he is tring to cut into with a knife.
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This show's got me googling things like I'm a character in it
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Environmental story telling
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM