Bill Shit
@smokysunday.bsky.social
I'm a musician, artist, and thinker. Original jokes.
Did you see the Ken Burns documentary? ⬅️ Funny thing you could say if there was a documentary about Ken Burns.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Did you see the Ken Burns documentary? ⬅️ Funny thing you could say if there was a documentary about Ken Burns.
If the Epstein stuff gets out and Trump's base finds out he likes underage girls i bet a lot of them may strongly reconsider voting for him a 4th time in a row.
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If the Epstein stuff gets out and Trump's base finds out he likes underage girls i bet a lot of them may strongly reconsider voting for him a 4th time in a row.
I watch all 30 seconds of an ad even if I can skip it after 5, its called RESPECT.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I watch all 30 seconds of an ad even if I can skip it after 5, its called RESPECT.
Boss sending me an email asking me to email someone else asking [...]. Man if you want to email them a question go ahead and do it. This very email you sent me could have been sent straight to them!
November 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Boss sending me an email asking me to email someone else asking [...]. Man if you want to email them a question go ahead and do it. This very email you sent me could have been sent straight to them!
Telling the drive-thru clerk the next car behind me is paying for my meal.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Telling the drive-thru clerk the next car behind me is paying for my meal.
Was being "another brick in the wall" [Pink Floyd] supposed to be a bad thing? Being part of a wall is extremely brick nature.
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Was being "another brick in the wall" [Pink Floyd] supposed to be a bad thing? Being part of a wall is extremely brick nature.
🎵 "I dont want a lot for christmas, ... All I want for Christmas, is you" Damn bitch tell me how you really feel...
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
🎵 "I dont want a lot for christmas, ... All I want for Christmas, is you" Damn bitch tell me how you really feel...
Auto manufacturers will have you believe a bag of air will protect you in a collision...
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Auto manufacturers will have you believe a bag of air will protect you in a collision...
Why can we abbreviate first "1st" but not once "1ce".
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why can we abbreviate first "1st" but not once "1ce".
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
Inverse logical biker T-shirt
If You
CANT READ
This, The
BITCH Didn't
FALL OFF
If You
CANT READ
This, The
BITCH Didn't
FALL OFF
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Inverse logical biker T-shirt
If You
CANT READ
This, The
BITCH Didn't
FALL OFF
If You
CANT READ
This, The
BITCH Didn't
FALL OFF
In the 1870's you could say some shit like "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and it would become the quote of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In the 1870's you could say some shit like "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?" and it would become the quote of the year.
Ox and ass. Name a more iconic duo. You can't.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ox and ass. Name a more iconic duo. You can't.
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hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
Considering the concept of "masterass". Like mastermind but ass...
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Considering the concept of "masterass". Like mastermind but ass...
"Whew, the project deadline got extended by events outside my control. I can use the extra week to actually finish my deliverables lol" [Kermit wearing a dark hoodie appears behind me, yhe words FRITTER AWAY THE TIME start playing in my mind like Ravel's BOLERO]
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Whew, the project deadline got extended by events outside my control. I can use the extra week to actually finish my deliverables lol" [Kermit wearing a dark hoodie appears behind me, yhe words FRITTER AWAY THE TIME start playing in my mind like Ravel's BOLERO]
Oh you're a music fan huh? Name 3 notes.
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Oh you're a music fan huh? Name 3 notes.
I have a Note on my phone I've been updating for years where i record and track all my lifting PRs, so I continue making progress at the gym. Last night I guess I pocketed my phone with the screen on and it somehow opened and replaced the note text with a string of gibberish. So we starting fresh
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have a Note on my phone I've been updating for years where i record and track all my lifting PRs, so I continue making progress at the gym. Last night I guess I pocketed my phone with the screen on and it somehow opened and replaced the note text with a string of gibberish. So we starting fresh
The "5-second rule" is when you pick a piece of food up off the ground, you have to wait 5 seconds before eating it. To give the "ground germs" a chance to die.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The "5-second rule" is when you pick a piece of food up off the ground, you have to wait 5 seconds before eating it. To give the "ground germs" a chance to die.
Refusing to capitalize brand names as a sign of disrespect.
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Refusing to capitalize brand names as a sign of disrespect.
Starting today its legal to shoplift any pumpkins leftover at the store.
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Starting today its legal to shoplift any pumpkins leftover at the store.
Very silly to call zucchini noodles "zoodles" when "zucchini" already sounds like a type of pasta.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Very silly to call zucchini noodles "zoodles" when "zucchini" already sounds like a type of pasta.
[strolling the farmers market with my obviously rabid Doberman] Um, *she's* wearing her muzzle, so it's literally fine??
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
[strolling the farmers market with my obviously rabid Doberman] Um, *she's* wearing her muzzle, so it's literally fine??