Bill Shit
@smokysunday.bsky.social
I'm a musician, artist, and thinker. Original jokes.
Observing this abomination approach me – certainly a premonition from G*d, warning of my own pending damnation
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Observing this abomination approach me – certainly a premonition from G*d, warning of my own pending damnation
If I saw a real life mouse that looked like this I would End it all
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If I saw a real life mouse that looked like this I would End it all
Didn't have my glasses on and watched several frames thinking his Penis was out
August 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Didn't have my glasses on and watched several frames thinking his Penis was out
Software updates in a nutshell:
![Screenshot of PGE.com homepage with a big notice on top stating "We are aware that some customers are experiencing technical difficulties [etc]". Below the notice is the actual homepage, headed by "Welcome to the new pge.com!" in large text.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bkqyw6mfizdcnzqypcxn2dsq/bafkreid3kptitkakorocotu4n5z63wt4bv76v7ez4mvmokz7wnx4n75iiy@jpeg)
June 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Software updates in a nutshell:
APPLE: duhhh we can only fit a quarter of this postage stamp sized thingy in our computers. There's simply no room
May 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
APPLE: duhhh we can only fit a quarter of this postage stamp sized thingy in our computers. There's simply no room
It is plausible. But N.B. there are many contradictory theories about the Pied Piper
May 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It is plausible. But N.B. there are many contradictory theories about the Pied Piper
Thought this one was a wood chip, great camouflage
May 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thought this one was a wood chip, great camouflage
Wikipedia states that techo is short for "technologically created dance music" but gives no source for this claim.
May 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Wikipedia states that techo is short for "technologically created dance music" but gives no source for this claim.
Sorry for the X screenshot but: Gork explain this
April 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sorry for the X screenshot but: Gork explain this
Excellent Luca moment
April 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Excellent Luca moment
Check out the auto-complete suggestions. I meant "chunks"
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Check out the auto-complete suggestions. I meant "chunks"
I've got March Madness merch madness! I can't stop buying this crap!
March 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I've got March Madness merch madness! I can't stop buying this crap!
Look at these ridiculous auto-complete suggestions
December 17, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Look at these ridiculous auto-complete suggestions
Why do cops talk like this?
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Why do cops talk like this?
H. TO'O TO'O
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
H. TO'O TO'O
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
There's a pickleball guy named, get this: Jack Sock.
November 9, 2024 at 1:12 AM
There's a pickleball guy named, get this: Jack Sock.
Secret Trump voter starter pack
November 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Secret Trump voter starter pack
Got it. Easy. Studying Islam next week.
November 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Got it. Easy. Studying Islam next week.
What a name. Hell 'n' Heck.
July 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
What a name. Hell 'n' Heck.
I didn't die but it was VERY hot. We also stopped at a Ferrari dealership and I saw a 2014 La Ferrari
June 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I didn't die but it was VERY hot. We also stopped at a Ferrari dealership and I saw a 2014 La Ferrari
Scamming a person is illegal, but merely *attempting* to scam thousands of people daily is A-OK.
Cool world!
Cool world!
June 16, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Scamming a person is illegal, but merely *attempting* to scam thousands of people daily is A-OK.
Cool world!
Cool world!
Chat Holmgren getting up using knuckle walking posture of the great apes, supporting his weight on the proximal interphalangeal (PIP) joints. How is he doing this??
May 8, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Chat Holmgren getting up using knuckle walking posture of the great apes, supporting his weight on the proximal interphalangeal (PIP) joints. How is he doing this??