Bill Shit
@smokysunday.bsky.social
I'm a musician, artist, and thinker. Original jokes.
"Whoa it turns out the guy I've been voting for the last 8 years is morally unfit for the office of president?? Fool me thrice..."
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Whoa it turns out the guy I've been voting for the last 8 years is morally unfit for the office of president?? Fool me thrice..."
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Seems like you could be part neanderthal and still 100% German
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Seems like you could be part neanderthal and still 100% German
"Crystal clear" makes sense if its like the 1300s. There are way clearer things now; time to consign this one to the history books
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
"Crystal clear" makes sense if its like the 1300s. There are way clearer things now; time to consign this one to the history books
"My dogs are barking" That classic substitution of feet for "dogs" and hurt for "are barking"
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"My dogs are barking" That classic substitution of feet for "dogs" and hurt for "are barking"
"Happy as a clam [at high tide]" GOD ONLY knows what the hell this is supposed to mean
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Happy as a clam [at high tide]" GOD ONLY knows what the hell this is supposed to mean
"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
1. Needlessly profane, just as easy to ask if a bear lives in the woods
2. Not all bears live [or shit] in the woods, so ??? Literally thousands of rhetorical questions would convey the same point better [Sky blue? Water wet? Pope Catholic?]
1. Needlessly profane, just as easy to ask if a bear lives in the woods
2. Not all bears live [or shit] in the woods, so ??? Literally thousands of rhetorical questions would convey the same point better [Sky blue? Water wet? Pope Catholic?]
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"Does a bear shit in the woods?"
1. Needlessly profane, just as easy to ask if a bear lives in the woods
2. Not all bears live [or shit] in the woods, so ??? Literally thousands of rhetorical questions would convey the same point better [Sky blue? Water wet? Pope Catholic?]
1. Needlessly profane, just as easy to ask if a bear lives in the woods
2. Not all bears live [or shit] in the woods, so ??? Literally thousands of rhetorical questions would convey the same point better [Sky blue? Water wet? Pope Catholic?]
"Sleep like a baby" This one's okay, it means to sleep poorly and wake up every 40 minutes, right?
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Sleep like a baby" This one's okay, it means to sleep poorly and wake up every 40 minutes, right?
"Champing at the bit"
1. Nobody rides horses anymore so not readily apparent that it means "excited"
2. Archaic "champ" which means literally the same thing as common parlance "chomp" but in THIS ONE idiom its different for some reason??
1. Nobody rides horses anymore so not readily apparent that it means "excited"
2. Archaic "champ" which means literally the same thing as common parlance "chomp" but in THIS ONE idiom its different for some reason??
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Champing at the bit"
1. Nobody rides horses anymore so not readily apparent that it means "excited"
2. Archaic "champ" which means literally the same thing as common parlance "chomp" but in THIS ONE idiom its different for some reason??
1. Nobody rides horses anymore so not readily apparent that it means "excited"
2. Archaic "champ" which means literally the same thing as common parlance "chomp" but in THIS ONE idiom its different for some reason??
"Like comparing apples and oranges", 2 things which are actually quite and obviously similar overall
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"Like comparing apples and oranges", 2 things which are actually quite and obviously similar overall