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🎗️ Stop the war. Bring them home.
🏳️‍🌈 Infosec software developer and really-bad-puns guy (he/him)
🌐 https://smileybarry.com
You have GOT to be kidding me. Am I going to get a "Google Cloud Wrapped" next?
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
They fixed the icon composition too so now it looks great in clear WOOHOO
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I already have too many little computers, but I'm resisting the urge to add this cutie patootie square to the collection
Ten years to the month after Valve’s original Steam Machines went on sale, the company is announcing… the Steam Machine. Can Valve’s tiny box take on Microsoft and Sony?

Read more from @seanhollister.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/tech/818111/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Target: ACQUIRED. This is Tom Foolery and he's available for adoption in South Burlington, VT! He's very sweet and loves people ,but he's prone to overstimulation so he will need a cat-savvy adopter who understands kitty body language. www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
September 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watching Black Mirror with subtitles, I think I’m gonna start counting how many times it says “[ethereal music playing]”.

Also, didn’t Netflix say they were going to add English subtitles that aren’t closed captioning?
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Oh sure. Ask @aftermath.site three or four times to publish your explicit lesbian personal ads and they tell you no, but get a bizarre ChatGPT rejection email from a game studio and suddenly they’re interested,
If you're going to reject someone's video game job application, you don't have to be a dick about it
aftermath.site/video-game-ind...
July 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s rude to stare #MarioKartWorld #NintendoSwitch2
June 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Okay MUBI, I’m not sure I’m the target audience for that but alright
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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beloved poster will stancil has been struck dead by a truck… only to be reborn as the 19th century german philosopher karl marx?? watch “help me engels-kun! i’ve been reborn as the father of communism” airing on toonami this friday
April 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Currently resisting the urge to play the Oblivion remake so I could play @expedition33.bsky.social (while my mid-playthrough Atomfall sits in a corner, staring at me)
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
part of me wants to go to sleep,
part of me wants to stay up

if only I was a shark so I could do both
April 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I'm a big fan of the Irish goodbye. Which goes without saying
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.
March 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
tired: this sounds great
wired: this song is fire
inspired:
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve never seen a more literal example of “trans erasure”.
February 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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owning a cat is so stupid like yes this is my best friend he is 20 pounds and screams
January 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM