Smeelio
@smeelio.bsky.social
"Fain am I to stagger to this website under the weightiest words of the dictionary..."
- Moby Dick, kind of
Gonna use this old profile pic for a bit, for TwitteXodus reasons (I was @TheSmeelio). Hello anyone I know from there!
He/Him, 18+, Banner is mine
- Moby Dick, kind of
Gonna use this old profile pic for a bit, for TwitteXodus reasons (I was @TheSmeelio). Hello anyone I know from there!
He/Him, 18+, Banner is mine
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
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Somehow PayPal can stop your account if you buy some erotica, and the government can arrest anyone who uses the words “Palestine action” on a t shirt, but this shit is going ahead…?
❗The biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade is coming to Great Yarmouth and we need your help to stop it.
hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Things deteriorated somewhat in your absence.
hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Things deteriorated somewhat in your absence.
Great Yarmouth to Host Britain’s Biggest White Power Concert in Years – HOPE not hate
Great Yarmouth is set to host the largest white power music gig held in the UK for at least 10 years, HOPE not hate can...
hopenothate.org.uk
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Somehow PayPal can stop your account if you buy some erotica, and the government can arrest anyone who uses the words “Palestine action” on a t shirt, but this shit is going ahead…?
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Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, UK....
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Staff Mutiny Forces Pub to Turn Away JD Vance
The vice president had reportedly attempted to dine at The Bull in Charlbury, Oxfordshire, weeks after the venue hosted Kamala Harris.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Meanwhile in Oxfordshire, UK....
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
Endlessly vacationing Vance is getting booted out of British pubs.
Even the pints are telling him to fuck off.
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I love the r/snail
It's just people posting pictures of snails and 100 comments going "that's a snail!"
It's just people posting pictures of snails and 100 comments going "that's a snail!"
August 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I love the r/snail
It's just people posting pictures of snails and 100 comments going "that's a snail!"
It's just people posting pictures of snails and 100 comments going "that's a snail!"
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If they dyed coffee bright blue or pink it would be pretty popular
July 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If they dyed coffee bright blue or pink it would be pretty popular
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an unctuous mass wholly free from bones
July 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
an unctuous mass wholly free from bones
you could find me frozen to death like jack nicholson at the end of the shining and EVEN THEN i would be holding a wile-e.-coyote-esque sign that says 'still better than being hot and sweaty'
June 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
you could find me frozen to death like jack nicholson at the end of the shining and EVEN THEN i would be holding a wile-e.-coyote-esque sign that says 'still better than being hot and sweaty'
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Commands For Gamers
June 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Commands For Gamers
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The Balatro subreddit is one of my favorite places on the internet
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The Balatro subreddit is one of my favorite places on the internet
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giving my gamer gf a backwards long job in the gamestop parking lot
October 26, 2024 at 11:15 PM
giving my gamer gf a backwards long job in the gamestop parking lot
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they need to make merch of garfield that looks like this again
April 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
they need to make merch of garfield that looks like this again
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long distance relationship
February 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
long distance relationship
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HE'S GOT A GUN AND DIMENSIONALITY
February 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
HE'S GOT A GUN AND DIMENSIONALITY
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IDK who made this but Taizic and I've been stimming this for days now!
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 AM
IDK who made this but Taizic and I've been stimming this for days now!
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one brings shadow one brings light
January 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
one brings shadow one brings light
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71% of the way there, thank you all. With the rest of the money needed we'll be able to handle sending Grace home to her parents after she passes. We really appreciate it.
Donate to Grace's Cancer Treatment fund, organized by Alex Loach
Grace was diagnosed with cancer in October 2024. She needs urgent assistance in order to affo… Alex Loach needs your support for Grace's Cancer Treatment fund
www.gofundme.com
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
71% of the way there, thank you all. With the rest of the money needed we'll be able to handle sending Grace home to her parents after she passes. We really appreciate it.
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What I imagine when people say they’re zooted
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What I imagine when people say they’re zooted
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive