An Antique Classic
@smallercomfort.bsky.social
V (she/her)
Time traveler extraordinaire: hurtling towards the future, one second at a time
smaller-comfort on Tumblr, solaciolum on ao3
Time traveler extraordinaire: hurtling towards the future, one second at a time
smaller-comfort on Tumblr, solaciolum on ao3
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
so, everyday [coworker] leaves at 4 without saying goodbye to anyone; half of us work until 5.
today I heard him leaving so I yelled BYE!!! at him down the hallway, which of course raised accusations of passive aggression from the rest of the team, but I hold that this is just *active* aggression
today I heard him leaving so I yelled BYE!!! at him down the hallway, which of course raised accusations of passive aggression from the rest of the team, but I hold that this is just *active* aggression
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
so, everyday [coworker] leaves at 4 without saying goodbye to anyone; half of us work until 5.
today I heard him leaving so I yelled BYE!!! at him down the hallway, which of course raised accusations of passive aggression from the rest of the team, but I hold that this is just *active* aggression
today I heard him leaving so I yelled BYE!!! at him down the hallway, which of course raised accusations of passive aggression from the rest of the team, but I hold that this is just *active* aggression
been feeling weird/bad all day, to the point where I actually took a nap this afternoon and passed the fuck out for 4 hours. been kind of dizzy, almost feverish.
aaaaaand it turns out I didn't take my meds last night. thanks, lexapro!
aaaaaand it turns out I didn't take my meds last night. thanks, lexapro!
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
been feeling weird/bad all day, to the point where I actually took a nap this afternoon and passed the fuck out for 4 hours. been kind of dizzy, almost feverish.
aaaaaand it turns out I didn't take my meds last night. thanks, lexapro!
aaaaaand it turns out I didn't take my meds last night. thanks, lexapro!
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
dear tea companies: stop putting shit like yogurt chips and chocolate in your goddamn tea blends. >:[
not even cacao nibs, which *might* be acceptable, just straight up chocolate chips. sure, I want my tea strainer clogged with melted chocolate. Great.
not even cacao nibs, which *might* be acceptable, just straight up chocolate chips. sure, I want my tea strainer clogged with melted chocolate. Great.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
dear tea companies: stop putting shit like yogurt chips and chocolate in your goddamn tea blends. >:[
not even cacao nibs, which *might* be acceptable, just straight up chocolate chips. sure, I want my tea strainer clogged with melted chocolate. Great.
not even cacao nibs, which *might* be acceptable, just straight up chocolate chips. sure, I want my tea strainer clogged with melted chocolate. Great.
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New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM
New poster for "Dorohedoro" Season 2.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
Broadcasting begins on April 1, 2026.
you order the lox on toast
you receive a piece of the most transcendental sourdough toast you've ever seen
it's slathered in warm cream cheese and a layer of powdered trout floss. there is no cured salmon involved in this dish.
there are slices of baked radish. they taste like nothing. 5 stars.
you receive a piece of the most transcendental sourdough toast you've ever seen
it's slathered in warm cream cheese and a layer of powdered trout floss. there is no cured salmon involved in this dish.
there are slices of baked radish. they taste like nothing. 5 stars.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
you order the lox on toast
you receive a piece of the most transcendental sourdough toast you've ever seen
it's slathered in warm cream cheese and a layer of powdered trout floss. there is no cured salmon involved in this dish.
there are slices of baked radish. they taste like nothing. 5 stars.
you receive a piece of the most transcendental sourdough toast you've ever seen
it's slathered in warm cream cheese and a layer of powdered trout floss. there is no cured salmon involved in this dish.
there are slices of baked radish. they taste like nothing. 5 stars.
at the quirky experimental restaurant for brunch, and the playlist has been 100% disco. extremely joyful, 5 stars, I can't wait to see what they do to an eggs benedict.
February 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
at the quirky experimental restaurant for brunch, and the playlist has been 100% disco. extremely joyful, 5 stars, I can't wait to see what they do to an eggs benedict.
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
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Fuck yeah she's from Holyoke, Mass. Get her some fuckin dunkin!!!
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Fuck yeah she's from Holyoke, Mass. Get her some fuckin dunkin!!!
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
chewing aggressively on this season of the pitt
like, my redacted work bullshit is not in any way comparable to what happens in an ER but man. Santos do your fucking documentation and quit whining about it.
like, my redacted work bullshit is not in any way comparable to what happens in an ER but man. Santos do your fucking documentation and quit whining about it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
chewing aggressively on this season of the pitt
like, my redacted work bullshit is not in any way comparable to what happens in an ER but man. Santos do your fucking documentation and quit whining about it.
like, my redacted work bullshit is not in any way comparable to what happens in an ER but man. Santos do your fucking documentation and quit whining about it.
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Your basic anime girl is clearly a different species of hominid which has evolved to fill a nocturnal predator role.
Consider: large eyes to hunt effectively in low-light conditions
Mouth opens very wide for better biting
Usagi Tsukino is biologically optimised to fight evil by moonlight.
Consider: large eyes to hunt effectively in low-light conditions
Mouth opens very wide for better biting
Usagi Tsukino is biologically optimised to fight evil by moonlight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Your basic anime girl is clearly a different species of hominid which has evolved to fill a nocturnal predator role.
Consider: large eyes to hunt effectively in low-light conditions
Mouth opens very wide for better biting
Usagi Tsukino is biologically optimised to fight evil by moonlight.
Consider: large eyes to hunt effectively in low-light conditions
Mouth opens very wide for better biting
Usagi Tsukino is biologically optimised to fight evil by moonlight.
the wind just picked up *hard*. getting thundersnow reports across the area.
love living in a place with its own specialized weather systems.
love living in a place with its own specialized weather systems.
February 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
the wind just picked up *hard*. getting thundersnow reports across the area.
love living in a place with its own specialized weather systems.
love living in a place with its own specialized weather systems.
me in the department group chat: I have a stand mixer and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
Going to be the change I want to see in the world and just force my other coworkers to eat my baking mishaps.
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
me in the department group chat: I have a stand mixer and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
every day this week has been *extremely* stupid in some form or another, but on the plus side I did bake some pretty fucking delicious things. thank u king arthur flour, I owe u my life
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
every day this week has been *extremely* stupid in some form or another, but on the plus side I did bake some pretty fucking delicious things. thank u king arthur flour, I owe u my life
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
"many things are made of grapes"
"hmm....I don't know if I believe that."
"hmm....I don't know if I believe that."
February 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
"many things are made of grapes"
"hmm....I don't know if I believe that."
"hmm....I don't know if I believe that."
[AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
[AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
lrp the r/crochet sub reddit mods started preemptively locking all political posts to make their lives easier, and it blew up on them. now the mods are on strike and it's been...fine, mostly.
February 6, 2026 at 2:42 PM
lrp the r/crochet sub reddit mods started preemptively locking all political posts to make their lives easier, and it blew up on them. now the mods are on strike and it's been...fine, mostly.
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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[redacted work bullshit]
i appreciate that our account rep has a good sense of humor, at least, but my god. our vendor is gonna have me eating glass at this rate.
i appreciate that our account rep has a good sense of humor, at least, but my god. our vendor is gonna have me eating glass at this rate.
February 5, 2026 at 9:04 PM
[redacted work bullshit]
i appreciate that our account rep has a good sense of humor, at least, but my god. our vendor is gonna have me eating glass at this rate.
i appreciate that our account rep has a good sense of humor, at least, but my god. our vendor is gonna have me eating glass at this rate.