An Antique Classic
@smallercomfort.bsky.social
V (she/her)
Time traveler extraordinaire: hurtling towards the future, one second at a time
smaller-comfort on Tumblr, solaciolum on ao3
Time traveler extraordinaire: hurtling towards the future, one second at a time
smaller-comfort on Tumblr, solaciolum on ao3
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I’M OPEN FOR ICON COMMS!
$10/pop for a cute headshot of your blorbo, can be done in soft pencil or harder lines. :) Consider getting a winter/CRIMMY themed one for the holidays!!! These have a pretty quick turnaround ❤️
$10/pop for a cute headshot of your blorbo, can be done in soft pencil or harder lines. :) Consider getting a winter/CRIMMY themed one for the holidays!!! These have a pretty quick turnaround ❤️
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’M OPEN FOR ICON COMMS!
$10/pop for a cute headshot of your blorbo, can be done in soft pencil or harder lines. :) Consider getting a winter/CRIMMY themed one for the holidays!!! These have a pretty quick turnaround ❤️
$10/pop for a cute headshot of your blorbo, can be done in soft pencil or harder lines. :) Consider getting a winter/CRIMMY themed one for the holidays!!! These have a pretty quick turnaround ❤️
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If you've never called and listened to the message, do it. Sometimes we all need to feel not so alone and foundering, and that can happen often these days.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you've never called and listened to the message, do it. Sometimes we all need to feel not so alone and foundering, and that can happen often these days.
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
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someone in our apartment complex stole three loads of @aloxvt.vtubers.social and @purplefishbones.bsky.social’s laundry. if anyone is able to help them out with replacing stuff, details are below:
alox’s kofi: ko-fi.com/aloxvt
fish’s kofi: ko-fi.com/prplfishbones
alox’s kofi: ko-fi.com/aloxvt
fish’s kofi: ko-fi.com/prplfishbones
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
someone in our apartment complex stole three loads of @aloxvt.vtubers.social and @purplefishbones.bsky.social’s laundry. if anyone is able to help them out with replacing stuff, details are below:
alox’s kofi: ko-fi.com/aloxvt
fish’s kofi: ko-fi.com/prplfishbones
alox’s kofi: ko-fi.com/aloxvt
fish’s kofi: ko-fi.com/prplfishbones
I have five hours of meetings today, I feel like I should be excused from having to Do Things just on principle. Tuesday used to be my free day!
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have five hours of meetings today, I feel like I should be excused from having to Do Things just on principle. Tuesday used to be my free day!
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ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
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it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk...
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
it's always interesting when conversions about horror romance arise, with even transgressive folks agreeing there is no way for the two to coexist. like it might be a fucked up romance, much like what we see in dark and gothic romance, but idk...
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
people can get disemboweled and still have a HEA
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
mo picked up some Abuelita's Mexican hot chocolate tablets last week, and because I am on my period I am treating myself to two tablets dosed with whisky and topped with hot foamed half and half in my pumpkin mug.
i should've taken a picture but alas, I drank half of it already
i should've taken a picture but alas, I drank half of it already
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
mo picked up some Abuelita's Mexican hot chocolate tablets last week, and because I am on my period I am treating myself to two tablets dosed with whisky and topped with hot foamed half and half in my pumpkin mug.
i should've taken a picture but alas, I drank half of it already
i should've taken a picture but alas, I drank half of it already
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He can’t read
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He can’t read
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Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.
AARRGH. CHIROPRACTIC IS NOT MEDICINE, IT’S DANGEROUS BULLSHIT CREATED BY A FUCKING GROCER WHO THOUGHT HE COULD HEAL WITH MAGNETS. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA
Oh good, they left Chiropractors as professionals but not Nurses, NPs, PA’s or physical therapists
That’s infuriating
That’s infuriating
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kevin Sorbo was in his 30s and in peak physical condition (he was currently playing Hercules), and he had three strokes after he had his neck cracked by his chiropractor.
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looking for information about cooking any fucking thing on the internet is such a goddamn chore now
i do not want to see how many adjectives you can string together when describing Cornish game hens, I just want to know where to stick the thermometer to temp them >:(
i do not want to see how many adjectives you can string together when describing Cornish game hens, I just want to know where to stick the thermometer to temp them >:(
November 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
looking for information about cooking any fucking thing on the internet is such a goddamn chore now
i do not want to see how many adjectives you can string together when describing Cornish game hens, I just want to know where to stick the thermometer to temp them >:(
i do not want to see how many adjectives you can string together when describing Cornish game hens, I just want to know where to stick the thermometer to temp them >:(
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Friendly reminder that not everyone likes to put all of their trauma on the internet (no shame to those who do) so you never really know who you're quote skeeting and what they've endured.
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Friendly reminder that not everyone likes to put all of their trauma on the internet (no shame to those who do) so you never really know who you're quote skeeting and what they've endured.
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I’m broke again so friendly reminder I am Always open for these ❤️
2025 COMM PRICE SHEET! [boosts appreciated!❤️]
check my #art tag for examples. i also have an FA (NSFW WARNING) + ArtFight under the same username for more examples!
help me have more wiggle room since i'm doubling my rent. 😅
check my #art tag for examples. i also have an FA (NSFW WARNING) + ArtFight under the same username for more examples!
help me have more wiggle room since i'm doubling my rent. 😅
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’m broke again so friendly reminder I am Always open for these ❤️
kingdom hearts and undertale, probably
What's that one media you still haven't seen/played no matter what others say?
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
kingdom hearts and undertale, probably
the cats continue to be PERSONALLY ATTACKED by daylight savings pushing their dinner time back an hour
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the cats continue to be PERSONALLY ATTACKED by daylight savings pushing their dinner time back an hour
my report writer: well, I'm usually at work by 6am, so if you want to schedule a meeting with me then-
me: I say this with all the love in my heart, but there is something fundamentally wrong with you
him: *sigh* yeah
me: I say this with all the love in my heart, but there is something fundamentally wrong with you
him: *sigh* yeah
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
my report writer: well, I'm usually at work by 6am, so if you want to schedule a meeting with me then-
me: I say this with all the love in my heart, but there is something fundamentally wrong with you
him: *sigh* yeah
me: I say this with all the love in my heart, but there is something fundamentally wrong with you
him: *sigh* yeah
today just got progressively stupider as the day went on, but when I parked myself in my (new) boss's office and told him I was there to bother him, he said "you never bother me (unlike the rest of these assholes)"
so that was nice
everything else was *very* stupid, though.
so that was nice
everything else was *very* stupid, though.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
today just got progressively stupider as the day went on, but when I parked myself in my (new) boss's office and told him I was there to bother him, he said "you never bother me (unlike the rest of these assholes)"
so that was nice
everything else was *very* stupid, though.
so that was nice
everything else was *very* stupid, though.